40 Dirty Plumber Jokes Overflowing with Adult Humor

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Jessica Amlee

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Plumbers are a common subject in adult humor and jokes, largely due to the nature of their profession and the cultural stereotypes surrounding it. As they routinely enter private spaces like bathrooms for work, this intrusion sets a stage ripe for suggestive scenarios. Plumbing terms themselves, filled with potential for double entendres—like ‘pipes’, ‘plunging’, and ‘unclogging’—lend easily to adult-themed humor. Moreover, the stereotype of blue-collar workers like plumbers being rugged and direct feeds into these narratives. This combination of accessibility, tone, and stereotype makes plumbers a go-to character in adult jokes, symbolizing a blend of the everyday and the risqué.
Continuing from where we plunged in, Dirty Plumber Jokes aren’t your regular knock-knock jokes. Oh no, they’re a whole different breed. They twist the everyday occurrences of plumbing into something unexpectedly comical. The narrative of a plumber visiting a home for work and encountering a sexually charged situation plays into common fantasies about unexpected, spontaneous encounters. These jokes have a certain charm, taking the ordinary and turning it into a whirlpool of giggles. It’s all about finding humor in the places where you’d least expect it – amidst pipes, under sinks, and maybe in those moments where everything that can go wrong, does go hilariously right.

Adult Plumbing Jokes

“Honey, when did the plumber come yesterday?”
“Hmm, he arrived at 10:00 so I would say around 10:08?”

You are worried to death about your wife whenever the plumber visits your house in your absence…
When the real culprit is the adjustable shower head.

Dave’s wife often uses the promise of s*x as a way to get little jobs done around the house.
The plumber told him.

Same sh*t different day. Unless you’re a Plumber.
Then it’s different sh*t same day.

What did they call the man who gave a h*ndjob to an electrician, a plumber, a welder, and a construction worker?
A Jack Off All Trades.

Why are plumbers the worst dr*g dealers?
They are always showing their crack.

What are the 4 rules of plumbing?
Payday is Friday.
Sh*t flows downhill.
The boss is an a**.
Don’t chew your fingernails.

What does a plumber call scr*wing his wife?
Servicing the dishwasher!

The Kama Sutra has announced a new position called The Plumber.
You stay in all day and nobody comes!

Child: Dad I want to be a plumber when I grow up.
Dad: That’s a very low goal. Have some ambition.
Child: How about being a doctor?
Dad: That’s right!
Child: Or a teacher, a prison guard, a gym trainer…
Dad: Have you been using my computer?

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A plumber walks into a bar.
Sh*t goes down.

What did the plumber say to the singer?
Nice pipes.

A guy’s wife is stuck in a toilet.
He tries getting her out – nothing; she’s still stuck, unable to get out. So the guy calls the plumbing company to come to the rescue. They say that they’ll be there in half an hour. While waiting, the guy covers his wife’s private parts with a sombrero, so she doesn’t get embarrassed any further.
Half an hour later, the plumbers come, look at the situation, and the more experienced-looking one says, “We’ll get the lady out – no problem. As for the Mexican – I’m sorry, but we think he’s beyond saving…”

This kid always wanted to be a pilot.
Until he saw his first p*rno. Since then he can’t decide if he wants to be a plumber, electrician, or cable repair guy.

Did you hear about the plumber who’s only 7 years old?
He’s a real wizz kid.

A man walks into a bar.
And sees an ugly old humpback of a guy, who women constantly surround.
“How to spot a millionaire, am I right?” he winks and smiles at the bartender.
“No, Larry is a plumber, not a millionaire!”
“Okay – so he must be extremely charming?”
“Larry is actually a man of very few words!”
“Then what on earth makes him so incredibly popular with women?”
“I actually have no idea – every day he comes here, he just sits there quietly, drinking his beer, licking his eyebrows…”

Why did the h*rny walrus become a plumber?
He wanted a tight seal.

What do drugs have in common with a cheap plumber?
They only provide a temporary fix.

Little Johnny’s parents have a plumber over to fix some issues in the bathroom. As kids do, Johnny roams around the plumber, commenting and asking questions.
At the same point, the plumber takes out a screwdriver, and Little Johnny gets excited. “Hey, my dad has two of these. A small one that he fixes my glasses with, and a big one that he uses to fix stuff around the house.”
The plumber takes out a wrench, and Little Johnny gets even more excited. “Hey, dad has two of these too! A small one that he uses to fix my tricycle and a big one that he uses to fix stuff on his car.”
By now, the plumber is annoyed, and he has to pee. As he reaches for his zipper and he’s getting ready to shut the bathroom door, he sees Little Johnny staring.
“Don’t tell me your dad has two of these, as well”
“Of course he does,” says Little Johnny. “A small one that he uses to pee, and a big one that he uses to brush mom’s teeth!”

Did you hear about the plumber on the International Space Station?
Sh*t was outta this world.

Do you know what the plumber said to the lady while standing in front of her sink?
“I am at your disposal.”

A boy comes home from school and tells his father that his homework is to learn the difference between theory and reality. The father says, “Son, that’s easy. I’ll give you an example. Go into the kitchen and ask your mother if she would sleep with the plumber for a million dollars.”
After a short while, the son comes back from the kitchen and says, “Father, I have spoken with mother, and she said she would sleep with the plumber for a million dollars.”
The father says, “Okay, now go upstairs and ask your sister if she would sleep with the plumber for a million dollars.”
After a short while, the son comes down the stairs and says, “Father, I have spoken with my sister, and she said she would sleep with the plumber for a million dollars.”
The father says, “There you have it, son, that’s the difference between theory and reality. In theory, we’re sitting on two million dollars. In reality, we’re living with a couple of sluts.”

He proposed marriage because she promised she would make him try different positions
Now he is a husband, a driver, a cook, a gardener, and a plumber.

Why should you never hire a German plumber?
He always hooks up the gas pipes to the showers.

A dyslexic plumber had a bad day.
He hated his disorder because it made him sound unprofessional when speaking to his clients.
First, he visited the home of a soccer mom with a broken dishwasher. “Are you the woman with the busted wishdasher?” he asked. She was, and she didn’t correct him so as not to offend him. He fixed the appliance, got paid, and left.
Next, he went to an old man’s house. When he showed up he asked about the job, but messed the words up again. “You’re the guy with the pipey leaks, right?” The old man didn’t even seem to notice, but the plumber realized he’d made the mistake and corrected himself. “That is, leaky pipes…” The plumber fixed the pipes, got paid, and left to his next job.
The last job of the day was at a house that had just been sold to a gay guy. The plumber had never met him before, but tried to keep things as professional as possible. The man’s kitchen sink was filled with water that wouldn’t go down, so the plumber got on the floor to check the U-Trap. Before he got up, he explained what he needed to do and how much the price would be.
“Alright, I’m gonna give you a deal since you’re new in town. I’ll drain your snake for only $100.”

Two professions that will always be around are lawyers and plumbers.
Because they never run out of sh*t to do.

What do you call a premature ej*culation?
Faulty plumbing.

There once was a plumber named Leigh,
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea,
She said, “Stop your plumbing, I hear someone coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing
“…it’s me.”

Did you hear about the new TV drama about a team of plumbers?
It’s gonna be a sh*t-show.

Who is the most hardworking person in the world?
The plumber who has to unclog Jada Smith’s shower drain every day.

A boy tells his father that humans are cruel.
“Hmm okay, but why?” asked the father.
“Well some people out there are hanging horses,” said the son.
The father let out a confused chuckle, “What do you mean people are hanging horses?!”
The son tells him, “Well I overheard mum telling her friend that the plumber who came over to fix the drain pipes was hung like a horse.”

Did you know old plumbers only clean sewer lines during the day?
It’s because they can’t see sh*t at night.

What do Irish plumbers earn for overtime?
Time an’ a Turd.

Why do most men want to be plumbers?
Because all they think about is layin dat pipe.

A man was watching p*rn with his wife and she complained, “This is so unrealistic.”
The husband said, ‟Just because you are unwilling to try new things, does not mean everyone’s that frigid.”
‟Not that,” she explained, ‟It’s just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny d*cks.”

Do you know what they talked about at the plumber’s meeting?
They were mostly talking sh*t.

How does a plumber break the ice?
B*tt crack a joke.

What’s the main difference between an electrician and a plumber?
An electrician washes his hands after he has gone potty, but a plumber washes his hands Before he goes potty.

Do you have a dirty joke about Plumbers? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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