Knock knock. Who’s there? Lamb. Lamb who? Lamb me your ears, I’ve got a great Easter joke for you! Hey there, fellow jokesters! Are you egg-cited about Easter? Well, you should be, because we’ve got a basket full of hilarious Easter knock-knock jokes just for you! Whether you’re chilling with friends, hanging out with family, or simply looking for some laughs to brighten up your spring break, our collection of Easter-themed knock-knock jokes will have you hopping with laughter.
So, gather your peeps, unleash your inner Easter Bunny, and get ready to crack up with these egg-straordinary jokes. And remember, sharing these jokes with others is a surefire way to spread joy and make this Easter season egg-ceptionally fun and memorable!
Knock Knock Jokes for Easter
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Eggs.
(Eggs who?)
Eggs-cited to wish you a Happy Easter!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bunnies.
(Bunnies who?)
Nope, but owls do.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ana.
(Ana who?)
Anastasis!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Harvey.
(Harvey who?)
Harvey good Easter everyone.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dyed.
(Dyed who?)
Dyed eggs are all around your yard, better find them before they’re hard!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Holly.
(Holly who?)
Hollyulujah – it’s Easter.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Heidi.
(Heidi who?)
Heidi the eggs around the house.
Knock, Knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bea.
(Bea who?)
Bea kind on Easter.
Recommended: Religious Easter Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Peter Cottontail.
(Peter Cottontail who?)
Peter Cottontail is coming, bringing all the Easter goodies!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Police.
(Police who?)
Police hurry up and decorate your eggs.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lily.
(Lily who?)
Lily-berate your Easter spirit with some sweet treats!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ferret
(Ferret who?)
Ferret the jelly beans I got in my Easter basket!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ana.
(Ana who?)
Ana-other Easter Bunny!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Eggs-tra.
(Eggs-tra who?)
Eggs-tra special Easter wishes coming your way!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yolk.
(Yolk who?)
Yolk’s on you if you’re not decorating eggs today!
Recommended: Adult Easter Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Arthur.
(Arthur who?)
Arthur any more eggs to decorate?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Quack.
(Quack Who?)
Don’t quack your pretty egg!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Art.
(Art Who?)
Art you ready yet? The egg toss game is about to start!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ice Cream.
(Ice Cream Who?)
Ice Cream every time I find an Easter egg!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Leafer.
(Leafer Who?)
My sister likes Easter so Leafer some treats too!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Passover.
Passover who?
Pass over the matzo, it’s time for our Seder meal!
Recommended: Passover Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Cadbury.
(Cadbury who?)
Cad-bury your face in this chocolate, it’s delicious!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dozen.
(Dozen who?)
Dozen anyone find eggs yet.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Easter.
(Easter who?)
Easter anybody home?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Bunny.
(Bunny who?)
Bunny-th the basket is a surprise.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Butcher.
(Butcher who?)
Butcher eggs all in one basket.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Pizza.
(Pizza, who?)
Pizza really good egg hunter!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lent.
(Lent who?)
Lent you my ears, now tell me your favorite Easter story!
Recommended: Lent Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Dewey.
(Dewey who?)
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Justin.
(Justin who?)
Justin time to do the Bunny Hop.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there)
Cargo.
(Cargo who?)
Car go beep beep and run over the Easter bunny!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Donna.
(Donna who?)
Donna want to decorate some eggs?
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Sherwood.
(Sherwood who?)
Sherwood like to have an Easter basket like yours.
Recommended: Easter Puns
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Ann.
(Ann who?)
Ann Easter bunny.
Knock Knock.
(Who’s there?)
Donut.
(Donut who?)
Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Turner.
(Turner who?)
Turner round so I can see your bunny tail.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hans.
(Hans who?)
Hans off my Easter candy!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Doughnut.
(Doughnut who?)
Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Chick.
(Chick who?)
Chick out the Easter parade!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Witches.
(Witches who?)
Witches the way to the egg hunt?!
Recommended: Easter Dad Jokes
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alma.
(Alma who?)
Alma Easter candy is gone!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Spring showers.
(Spring showers who?)
Spring showers bring May flowers and Easter joy!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Hoppy.
(Hoppy who?)
Hoppy Easter to you and your family!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, Easter will be back next year!
Do you have another funny Easter Knock Knock joke? Post your own jokes in the comment section below.
