70 Funny Emo Jokes For The Edgy Phase

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Funny Emo Jokes

Emo is a rock music genre characterized by an emphasis on emotional expression. This term has evolved to also describe a subculture defined by its signature straighten flat hair with long dyed fringes, skinny jeans, studded belts and emo band shirts along with numerous facial piercings. The emo subculture entered the mainstream in the mid-2000s and those who dressed in emo fashion and associated themselves with its music were known as emo kids or emos. Now, do you remember the emo phase? While many individuals believe that emo is only limited to clothes, we believe it could be more. We think it would be hilarious if we compiled a list of emo jokes for you.

The shock wave of this subculture’s impact was felt across nearly the entire Western world. But emo popularity heavily waned by the early 2010s leaving the emo fashion and music trends a distant memory in most former emo kids’ minds. Faded or not but are they still those overly sensitive antisocial loners who hide behind their fringes in order to avoid real-life interactions? If yes, then let’s hope they do not read these jokes.

Best Emo Jokes

What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

When does an emo kid get jealous?

When its phone dies.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?


What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?


What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavourless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?


What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelard.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favourite game of an emo?


Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

In Hawaii, what do you call an emo child?

A tropical depression.

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Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What is an emo’s favorite internet browser?

Microsoft Edge.

Why shouldn’t you go to an emo barber?

Instead of cutting your hair he will just keep cutting himself.

What do you name a veggie that is emo?

A despair-agus.

Emo friend: Wanna hang out today?

Will: No thanks, I think I still have a couple of decent years left to live!

What did the emo dolphin say?

There is no porpoise in life.

What do you call an emo cancer patient?


What happened when the emo kid applied for the marines last week?

He made the cut.

How do you irritate an emo?

Give them a dull razor.

What happens when two emo contest the elections?

They’re on a knife edge.

What are the similarities between an emo girl and a blind girl?

Their favourite colour is black.

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What’s the difference between roadkilled emo and a roadkilled hedgehog?

The hedgehog has skid marks.

How do two emos greet each other?

With open arms.

What do you call robot emo that enjoys dark humour?

Cutting-edge technology.

What was on the emo kid’s wish list for Christmas?

A shaving kit.

What do you name a group of muppets in an emo band?

Fragile Rock.

How do emo’s prefer their meat prepared?

Medium rawr.

How do Emo people take their coffee?


What caused the emo kid to leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

How does an emo kid calculate his or her net worth?

By scanning the barcode on his forearm to the register.

An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins?

The youtube channel of the white guy recording it.

If you are making a film with emos, what should you avoid doing?

Saying “cut!” at the end of each scene.

What do you call an emo tree?

A weeping willow.

What do you call an emo horse?

A night mare.

What makes emo kids jump?


Why can’t emo kids have ADD?

They’re already scatter brained.

For what reason do Cannibals prefer emo people?

They come with grill marks.

What do you call an emo berry?

A blackberry.

Which ones can never be an emo?

The ones who are not cut for that lifestyle.

Why should emos and goths wear more gold?

It’s pretty metal.

Why can’t emo kids get ADHD?

Because they’re already scatterbrained.

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What’s the difference between an emo kid and a gallon of milk?

The milk won’t hang itself after you dump it.

What is the term for an emo cat?

An outcat.

What do you call an emo kid in a coma?

An edgetable.

Why do some people dislike emo jokes?

There are 13 reasons why!

Why did the emo try and cross the road

Because there was heavy traffic.

Why didn’t the emo attend her grandma’s funeral?

She thought her grandma was trying to flex.

How do emo people support themselves?

With a rope.

What do you call an emo a capella group?

Self Harmony.

Why was Oedipus the most emo Greek king?

He panicked at the disc-throw.

Which of an emo and an apple falls from a tree first to the ground?

The emo because was already grounded when his parents caught him wearing makeup.

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How do emo kids play long jump?

They see how far they can jump from the window

What do you call 2 emos making out in a science classroom?

My Chemical Romance.

I hope you found the above emo jokes funny and that they helped you relive your glory days in middle school.

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