Jessica Amlee
September is a fantastic month. The weather is not as hot as it is in the summer, and the air is just beginning to cool. As people prepare for the colder weather, the school should be back in session. As autumn approaches, summer fades into obscurity. You may be looking for September jokes as the new season begins.
We’ve compiled a list of the best jokes and puns in September.
Funny September Jokes
Why should Pride Month be celebrated in September?
As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.
What did the detective in the Arctic say to the suspect?
“Where were you on the night of September to March?”
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Being shot.
Why are most babies are born in September?
That’s one way to start the new year off with a bang.
What do you call carving a pumpkin in September?
Premature ejackolantern.
What do you get if you eat too much pumpkin pie?
Autumn-y ache.
What can you expect on September 15th which is national camouflage day?
Hope to not see anyone celebrating.
What’s the difference between summer and Jada?
Summer ends in September, but August finished in Jada.
September is Alzheimer’s awareness month.
Did anyone else forget?
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Why you are not a Virgo if you were born in mid-September?
You’re a Christmas present.
How many know that September is deaf awareness month?
Never heard of it.
Where does January come after February & December come before September?
It’s the dictionary.
Did anyone call Green Day yesterday?
Someone was supposed to wake them up before September ended.
What did the wife say when she called her husband at work and said, “It’s time, the baby is coming”?
“That’s impossible, Labor Day is in September.”
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What is the similarity between children and department stores?
They’re both preparing for Christmas in September.
What is the most common element?
Air – it is here all year, but earth wind and fire are only here for September.
What do you call a washing machine with a September?
An autumn-atic washer.
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Teddy.
Teddy who?
Teddy is the 1st day of school!
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What do trees do during September?
Turn over to a new leaf.
Why did the guy fail no fap September?
It’s just too hard.
How do you get an apple pregnant?
You cum in cider.
What is the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth.
The tree hated losing its foliage in September.
When it grew back in March, he was so relieved.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
What is a tree’s least favorite month?
Sep-timber.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?
To compensate for his miserable summer.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah, who?
Noah good joke about September?
What is the harvester’s favorite music artist?
Hall’n Oates.
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When do you have to wait till September to drive the new car?
Shouldn’t have bought an autumnobile.
What did one autumn leaf say to another?
“I am falling for you.”
What did October have to say to August?
Wake me up when September ends.
Why are only equinoxes and the solstices worth celebrating holidays?
All of the others are astronomically unimportant.
Let us know your jokes for the month of September in the comment section below.
