Stepping outside in summer feels like walking into a giant oven set to broil. The sun seems to have a personal vendetta, and even the breeze feels like it’s coming from a hair dryer. That’s when It’s hotter than jokes come in handy. They help you describe the insane heat without just saying, “It’s hot,” which doesn’t do justice to the feeling of your flip-flops melting into the pavement.
Whether you’re sweating through your shirt or watching the asphalt shimmer, It’s hotter than jokes turn your suffering into comedy gold. Because if you’re going to roast, you might as well laugh about it.
Best It’s Hotter Than Jokes
1. It’s hotter than a half-f*cked fox in a forest fire.
2. It’s hotter than Kevin’s mom out there!
3. It’s hotter than knobs out here.
4. It’s hotter than a h*rny housewife reading 50 shades of grey at the Magic Mike XXL premiere
5. It’s hotter than 40 hells out/in here!
6. It’s hotter than two rats f*ckin’ in a wool sock.
7. It’s hotter than a wh*re house on nickel night!
8. It’s hotter than balls out here, huge, sweaty balls!
9. It’s hotter than a Three Peckered Billy Goat.
10. It’s hotter than Satan’s b*llsack.
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11. It’s hotter than blue blazes.
12. It’s hotter than Satan’s gooch.
13. It’s hotter than a pu**y in a pepper patch.
14. It’s hotter than a three balled tom cat.
15. It’s hotter than Hades out here.
16. It’s hotter than Africa out there.
17. It’s hotter than a slave ship.
18. It’s hotter than a dancing bobcat.
19. It’s hotter than two nuts in a pair of wranglers.
20. It’s hotter than a street light.
21. It’s hotter than a wh*re’s belly after a hard night’s work.
22. It’s hotter than 400 out there.
23. It’s hotter than a fat b*tcha in a biscuit.
24. It’s hotter than a muthaf*cka.
25. It’s hotter than a three dollar pistol.
26. It’s hotter than a flicker’s nest.
27. It’s hotter than an otter’s pocket
28. It is hotter than a sweaty b*llsack in Dubai.
29. It is hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof.
30. It is hotter than balls on rye.
31. It is hotter than a handbag of wh*re’s piss.
32. It is hotter than a wh*re in church.
33. It is hotter than noon on the fourth of July.
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34. It is hotter than a hoochie coochie.
35. It’s hotter than Dante’s bu**hole!
36. It’s hotter than dog sh*t in a skillet.
37. It’s hotter than a “Great White” show.
38. It’s hotter than a c**n dog on a fresh track.
39. It’s hotter than a tittle widdle.
40. It is hotter than wolf pu**y on a full moon.
41. It’s hotter than a Hooker at a Weenie Roast.
42. It’s hotter than a 2-dicked dog.
43. It’s hotter than Hitler’s ovens in here.
44. It’s hotter than the hinges on the gates to hell.
45. It’s hotter than Georgia asphalt.
46. It’s hotter than the space between my doubles D’s and beer belly.
47. It’s hotter than a Georgia bucket of sh*t.
48. It’s hotter than 6 fat b*tchess in a minivan with no AC fighting over a chicken nugget.
49. It’s hotter than a monkey’s bum.
50. It’s hotter than Lucifer’s scr*tum!
51. It’s hotter than a red head’s temper.
52. It’s hotter than two ticks on a hound dog.
53. It’s hotter than a witch’s t*ts.
54. It’s hotter than a meth pipe on payday.
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55. It’s hotter than the inside of a yeast infected snatch.
56. It’s hotter than the backside of a fat man’s balls.
57. It’s hotter than a fresh f*cked sheep.
58. It’s hotter than Arrakis in here!
59. It’s hotter than a stripper’s crotch on half-price lap dance night!
60. It’s hotter than a Mexican hemorrhoid.
61. It’s hotter than a fart on a griddle.
62. It’s hotter than chilli pepper on the Fourth of July.
63. It’s hotter than a rattlesnake’s taint.
64. It’s hotter than a red-headed roofer in July!
65. It’s hotter than a camel’s pu**y.
66. It’s hotter than a metal spoon in a rehab center.
67. It’s hotter than a spoon at Demi Lovato’s house.
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68. It’s hotter than a hooker’s doorknob on payday.
69. It’s hotter than a meth pipe on payday.
70. It’s hotter than a bunsen burner turned up all the way.
71. It’s hotter than a computer after 10 hours of Minecraft.
72. It’s hotter than a Goron’s a** crack.
73. It’s hotter than Satan’s a**hole after Taco Tuesday.
74. It’s hotter than habanero kewchie outside.
75. It’s hotter than Channing Tatum outside.
76. It’s hotter than Alabama fans after that National Championship loss.
77. It’s hotter than 5 fat b*tches in a 1998 honda civic with no AC.
78. It’s hotter than 4 fat b*tches fighting in a phone booth over a McDouble.
79. It’s hotter than a spoon at Bobby Brown’s house.
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80. It’s hotter than a Ben Joyce fastball out there.
81. It’s hotter than a mentally unstable single mom today.
82. It’s hotter than a Lil Wayne mixtape outside.
83. It’s hotter than a chainsaw in an Adair County pawn shop.
84. It’s hotter than Pelosi’s afterlife out here.
85. It’s hotter than a Billy goat’s a** in a pepper patch.
86. It’s hotter than H.E. Double Hockey Sticks!
87. It’s hotter than a redneck almost jumping a bonfire out here.
88. It’s hotter than Stetson Bennett in the 4th quarter of the National Championship game outside!
89. It’s hotter than a jalapeños armpit.
90. It’s hotter than a teaspoon in a trap house outside.
91. It’s hotter than an armadillo’s armor under the Texas sun.
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92. It’s hotter than a ghost pepper in a volcano.
93. He’s hotter than a blacksmith’s forge.
94. It’s hotter than a sauna in Death Valley.
95. She’s hotter than a summer day in Miami.
96. It’s hotter than a chili pepper eating contest.
97. He’s hotter than a flaming comet streaking through the sky.
98. It’s hotter than a fire-breathing dragon’s breath.
99. She’s hotter than a Texas summer day.
100. It’s hotter than a bonfire on the beach.
101. He’s hotter than a hot-air balloon soaring over the desert.
102. It’s hotter than a red-hot branding iron.
103. She’s hotter than a furnace in full blast.
104. It’s hotter than the flames of hell.
105. He’s hotter than a rocket ship blasting off into space.
106. It’s hotter than a habanero pepper eating contest.
107. She’s hotter than a campfire on a summer night.
108. It’s hotter than a welding torch on steel.
109. He’s hotter than a Phoenix rising from the ashes.
110. It’s hotter than a blazing inferno.
111. It’s hotter than a $50 Rolex.
112. It’s hotter than the fires of mount doom!
113. It is hotter than a jalapeno’s coochie.
114. It’s hotter than a salsa dance competition.
115. It’s hotter than a hipster’s coffee.
116. It’s hotter than a politician’s promise.
117. It’s hotter than the surface of Mercury.
118. It’s hotter than a desert with a fever.
119. It’s hotter than a BBQ in July.
120. It’s hotter than a two-dollar pistol.
121. It’s hotter than a gamer’s keyboard during a final boss fight.
122. It’s hotter than a Bollywood dance number.
123. It’s hotter than a model’s Instagram post.
124. It’s hotter than a Kardashian’s selfie.
125. It’s hotter than a Yeti’s undercoat.
Got better It’s gonna be hotter than jokes or sayings? Let us know in the comment section below!
Hotter than Satan’s taint…
Hotter than a meth pipe on pay day
Might want to replace #33 “…hotter than an Aborigine’s ball sack” with a non-racist joke.
How is that racist?
Shut the F up
How is that racist? How did you come to that conclusion?
It’s not “hotter than a snakes belly in a wagon rut”. It should be about feeling bad or sick ” I feel lower than a snakes belly in a wagon rut”
It’s hotter than a gypsy with a mortgage
It’s hotter than a jalapeño’s armpit outside!
Its hotter than a car that you park in an amusement park parking lot for a day in the beating sun.
It’s hotter than a gasoline g-string in hell.
It’s hotter than a Volcano’s fart.
Or… “It’s hotter than a gasoline G-string at Burning Man.”
It’s hotter than 2 lesbians scissoring in a -jacuzzi / hot tub
It’s hotter than a fresh f*cked Fox in a pepper patch.
Hotter than my mother in a singles bar on my dad’s bowling night.
Hotter than Shania Twain in a two piece
It’s hotter than a honeymoon d*ck.
It’s hotter than 2 rabbits f#ckin’ in a wool sock.
“It’s hotter than a glass blower’s arse!”
25. It’s hotter than a Saharan Summer Olympics.