Jessica Amlee
Mother’s Day is a holiday we celebrate to honor our mothers and or stepmothers. Most of us love our moms so much for all their hard work their love and most importantly the patience that they show us as we grow up when they raise us. There’s nothing quite like the love of a mother for her children so to make moms laugh all across the globe, we wanted to give you this list of best Mother’s Day Jokes that consists of dad jokes as well as one-liners.
The tradition of Mother’s Day can be traced back to spring festivals in ancient Greece which paid tribute to the mother of their gods. The mother’s name was Rhea, the Titaness daughter of the earth goddess Gaia and the sky god Uranus, Gaia’s son in Greek mythology. But the clearest modern reason for celebrating Mother’s Day is linked back to the early Christian festival known as Mothering Sunday. During the 1600s in England, the fourth Sunday of Lent which was two Sundays before Easter Sunday became known as Mothering Sunday. On this day, Christians honored Mary, the mother of Jesus Christ. They would do this by decorating churches with flowers as well as jewels. Soon thereafter, the Mothering Sunday celebrations started to include the celebration of actual mothers as well and not just Mary. During this day, maids, as well as servants, were permitted to go to their homes and pay a visit to their mothers. During the celebrations, families would eat lots of food and give small presents to their mothers.
Many other countries celebrate their own Mother’s Day at different times throughout the year. For example, the United Kingdom celebrates it on the fourth Sunday of Lent but in Norway, it is celebrated on the second Sunday of February. Meanwhile in Egypt, Mother’s Day is celebrated on the first day of spring. Besides the United States, the Philippines, Japan, Denmark, Finland, Italy, Turkey, Australia, and Belgium celebrate Mother’s Day on the second Sunday of May. In Thailand, Mother’s Day is celebrated in August. This day coincides with the birthday of their current Queen surrogate. In Ethiopia, Mother’s Day is celebrated with large feasting as well as singing and dancing. In Brazil, Mother’s Day is the second biggest holiday with Christmas being the first and in Serbia, they celebrate the entire family in the same month. While Mother’s Day is celebrated in December along with Father’s Day as well as Children’s Day. In Germany Mother’s Day is called Muttertag and is usually celebrated on the second Sunday in May unless it falls on Pentecost.
This Mother’s Day in 2023 will occur on Sunday, May 14. Now that we are aware of some history, let’s take a seat and prepare ourselves to laugh out loud with these best Mother’s Day jokes.
Best Mother’s Day Jokes
On Mother’s Day, a family was enjoying dinner. The mother was particularly silent for some reason. Finally, the husband inquired about the problem.
“Nothing,” the woman said.
He inquired again, not believing it. “Seriously, what’s the matter?”
“Are you truly curious?” I’ll tell you what happened. You don’t even say “Thank you” on Mother’s Day after I’ve cooked, cleaned, and fed the kids for 15 years.
He asked, “Why should I?” “I haven’t received a Father’s Day present in 15 years.”
“Yes,” she acknowledged, “but I am their real mother.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Noah.
(Noah who?)
Noah good Mother’s day joke?!
What’s the best flower for a boy to give for Mother’s Day?
Son-flowers.
Mom asks, “Are you going to take me out to a restaurant for Mother’s Day?”
The kid replies, “We have food at home.”
When is Mother’s Day?
9 months after Father’s Day.
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What are Father’s Day cocktails if Mother’s Day cocktails are Mumosas?
Dadquiri.
Why was the Mother’s Day dinner served after a day?
It was the pLATE.
Why did the piglet didn’t wish his mom on Mother’s Day?
Well, when you have over a hundred sucking piglets, you don’t want to be reminded.
What happens when you tell your mom a joke on Mother’s Day?
She turns it into a life lesson.
Husband: Do you know – it’s not solely Mother’s Day tomorrow?
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: It’s son-day as well.
Which knights give the best Mother’s Day gifts?
Sir-prize.
What breakfast did the calf prepare for his mother on Mother’s Day?
Moo-sli.
Have you ever baked together with your mom on Mother’s Day?
It’s a piece of cake.
What was Anck-su-namun favorite day of the year?
Mummy’s Day.
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What do you call a daughter who does dishes for you on Mother’s Day?
A tap dancer since she dances to his mother’s tune.
Does anyone know where we find the handmade Mother’s Day gifts the school sends out each year?
Checked the kids’ backpacks like usual but they weren’t there.
A mom thanked his son for coming to visit for Mother’s Day.
He replied, “Thanks for having me.”
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Avery.
(Avery who?)
Avery Happy Mother’s Day to you!
Three brothers are arguing over who got their mom the best Mother’s Day present.
The first brother says “I got mom the best gift! I bought her a brand-new house! It’s so huge, it’s practically a mansion!”
The second brother says “No, I got mom the best Mother’s day gift! I bought her a brand-new luxury car and I even hired her a chauffeur to drive her around! She just has to tell him where she wants to go, and he’ll take her there in her new nice car instantly.”
The third brother says “My gift is the best one! Mom has always been very religious, so I bought her a pet parrot trained by the church to say any bible verse! If you just tell the parrot the book, chapter, and verse number it will be able to recite it from memory!”
A few weeks go by and each brother gets a letter from their mom regarding the gift.
To the first brother, she writes “The new house you bought me is too big. I only need one room to live in, yet I spend my day cleaning up the entire house.”
To the second brother, she writes “I’m too old to go many places. So the car and chauffeur just sit in the garage doing nothing all day.”
To the third brother she writes “Your gift, I liked. The chicken was delicious.”
What is the best gift to give your mom on Mother’s Day?
A drum. Nothing else can beat it.
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What did the jokester make for his mum on Mother’s Day morning?
Pun-cakes.
What is the ideal Mother’s Day present for a gym-addict mother?
A mirror!
On Mother’s Day morning, what did the cat make for his mother?
Mice Krispies.
Where do mother sharks go on Mother’s Day?
Finland.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Sue.
Sue, who?
Sue-prize, Happy Mother’s Day!
What do you do when your son is doing the dishes for you on Mother’s Day?
Let them!
A husband brought flowers for his wife’s First Mother’s Day.
“And I suppose you expect me to widen my legs for these?” she asked.
The husband responded “Why would you do that? Haven’t you got a big enough vase?”
On Mother’s Day, why was the polar mother bear so relaxed while watching TV?
Because she found a cool channel.
What did the serial killer prepare for his mom on Mother’s Day?
Scrambled leggs and toest.
Where did the astronaut book a trip for his mom on Mother’s Day?
Naptune.
Which movies do moms love to watch on Mother’s Day?
Home Alone.
On Mother’s Day morning, what do electricians prepare for their mothers?
Ohmelete.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Yah.
(Yah who?)
Wow, you’re really excited about Mother’s Day!
What language do Mother’s Day gifts speak?
Parcel-tongue.
Why do mother Kangaroos hate rainy Mother’s Day?
Since their kids have to play inside.
What sport should you play before brunch?
Something like tenish.
Two strangers were in a pub discussing moms.
“Hey, man! I just gifted my mom an Electric Massager for Mother’s Day,” said the first guy.
The other stranger replied,” That’s so thoughtful of you…”
“Wbu… you talked to your mom?” asked the first guy.
“Yeah I tried calling my mum but was a deadline.” said the second stranger.
On Mother’s Day, my twin brother and I were arguing about who would clean the house.
In the end, I threw in the towel.
Why don’t they have Mother’s Day coupons?
Because they are priceless.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Mayi.
(Mayi, who?)
Mayi do the dishes for you?
What does La Llorona eat for Mother’s Day dinner?
Spooketti.
Which day wasn’t celebrated in both TV shows Game of Thrones and Dark?
Mother’s Day because it will awkward and confusing.
I presented my mum with a Play Station 5 this Mother’s Day.
“Why is this not surprising?” she asked.
I replied,” Because it’s not gift wrapped, I suppose!?”
What can never ever be eaten for Mother’s Day dinner?
Mother’s Day brunch.
Why did the neighbors start cleaning their own house on Mother’s Day?
Due to my mom’s voice.
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Why was the mother 1% upset and 99% hopeful on Mother’s Day?
Her son just threatened her not to talk to her for the rest of the day.
How do you plan a party with a space theme on Mother’s Day?
You Planet.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Abby.
(Abby, who?)
Abby Mother’s Day to you.
What did the Indian family make for Mother’s Day dinner?
That’s naan of your business, so don’t worry about it.
Son asked his mom: Hey mum! What do you need for Mother’s Day?
Mum: Nothing son, but the last thing I ever wanted was to be put in a nursing home.
Son: That’s it? I will drop you off tomorrow. Please do not ask anything else ever now.
Two rookie cops were discussing their moms on Mother’s Day.
First man: Hey, what would you do if you had to arrest your mom?
Second man: I’ll definitely call for backup, dude!
I bought my mom a Personalized Birthstone Necklace with a note that says,” Happy Mother’s Day from the World’s Worst Son.”
I forgot to mail it, but I believe she is aware of it.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Tank.
(Tank, who?)
Tank you for keeping the Mother’s Day greeting cards under my pillow.
How do you introduce a Mother’s Day gift?
May I introduce…
Why didn’t the mother elephant buy a suitcase for her Mother’s Day trip?
She already had a trunk.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Shore.
(Shore who?)
Shore hope you know good Mother’s Day jokes.
Two children ordered their mother to stay in bed one Mother’s Day morning. As she lay there looking forward to breakfast in bed, the smell of bacon floated up from the kitchen.
But after a good long wait, she finally went downstairs to investigate. She found them both sitting at the table eating bacon and eggs.
“As a surprise for Mother’s Day,” one explained, “we decided to cook our own breakfast.”
Why did the kid buy his mom new beads for her abacus for Mother’s Day?
It’s the little things that count.
This Mother’s Day, little Timmy’s dad got a new car for his mom.
He said it was the best trade he’s ever made!
Moms have Mother’s Day and dads have Father’s Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Before Mother’s Day, the teacher gives her class an assignment to write an essay about their mothers.
“Mothers are really important in our lives,” she says, “so I want you to write an essay titled “I’ve only got one mom”.
The next day the teacher asks the kids to read their essays aloud. Little Samuel goes first:
“My mom works two jobs to take care of my sister and me, and she gets really tired every day, so I always try to cook dinner for her when she gets home so that she can have some rest. I’ve only got one mom.”
“That’s so nice of you, Samuel,” says the teacher. “You’re a true gentleman. Thank you. Who’s next?”
Little Mary stands up:
“As you can see, I have really long hair. Every morning when I wake up, my mom helps me brush and braid it, even though it takes a long time. When she grows older and weaker, I’ll help her brush and braid her hair every morning. I’ve only got one mom!”
“It’s so beautiful, Mary,” says the teacher, “thank you. Anyone else?”
Little Johnny rises.
“When I woke up on Saturday, I was very thirsty. I went to the kitchen but we were out of juice and milk and everything else. There were only two bottles of beer in the fridge that my mom saved for the morning after her night of heavy drinking. But I was so thirsty that I decided to drink one bottle. In a few hours, my mom woke up and yelled from her bedroom:
“Johnny, I’m so hungover, bring me my two bottles of beer from the fridge!”
And I yelled: “I’ve only got one, mom!”
Do you know Mother’s Day is a mother-loving holiday?
But Father’s Day is a mother-fcuking holiday.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Lenne.
(Lenne, who?)
Lenne, give you a hug on Mother’s Day 2023!
What do they call Mother’s Day in Alabama?
Date night!
So, what’s your favorite Mother’s Day joke? Let us know your own puns about Mother’s Day in the comments below or tweet your answer to us.
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