P Diddy, also known as Puff Daddy or Diddy, is hip-hop’s ultimate multitasker—rapper, producer, businessman, and controversy magnet. From name changes to flashy parties and celebrity feuds, he’s always in the spotlight. Naturally, this makes him prime material for P Diddy jokes.
These jokes take his extravagant lifestyle and endless rebrands, turning his bold antics into comedy gold.
Worst P Diddy Jokes
They shut down the Diddy summer camp.
Yeah, it was a really rough but touching experience.
P Diddy enters a hotel room for an audition…
… I don’t know what happened next because when I woke up my pants were undone, and bottom hurt badly.
Did you know that there is a huge amount of oil at Diddy’s house?
The US military is going to invade and bring democracy.
Why didn’t Diddy get his plea accepted?
Because even the judges thought his beats didn’t drop hard enough in court.
Heard about P Diddy’s new nickname?
Cuff Daddy.
Why are fans making a list of people that Diddy didn’t abuse?
It’d be easier.
Why did P Diddy bring baby oil to the party?
He wanted his shine to outlast the spotlight!
Diddy and Sam Bankman-Fried together in one cell?
I guess it’s the ultimate “high stakes” situation.
Why doesn’t Puff Daddy own any hairbrushes?
Sean Combs.
What’s the difference between Diddy and a rap artist?
Art.
Police and federal agents raided the properties of Sean Combs, but several questions remain.
What did Diddie do and what didn’t Diddie do?!
Why does P Diddy love baby oil?
Because it’s the only thing that slides through drama faster than he does.
Friend 1: I saw a famous rapper urinating onto a gravestone.
Friend 2: P. Diddy?
Friend 1: Yes, onto a gravestone.
Why was Puff Daddy smarter when he was a child?
Because little Diddy know.
What did P Diddy say when he got pulled over for running a red light?
“I thought I told you that we won’t stop!”
Didd’s cellmate is Sam Bankman-Fried, who is serving a 25-year sentence.
If Sam Bankman-Fried teaches Diddy about finance, Diddy might just teach him how to make a comeback!
Do you know that P Diddy doesn’t jog?
He just changes his name to run from his old identities.
Why did P Diddy open a law firm?
He figured if he’s always in lawsuits, he might as well profit from them!
Why doesn’t Diddy ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck hiding when you’re always in the spotlight.
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Why did Diddy open a bakery?
To make “puff” pastry, of course!
What did Puff Daddy say to his dog when they saw a dinosaur?
“Diddy-saurus, Rex?”
Why did Kanye name his dog P Diddy?
So he can scoop Diddy’s poops.
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