Birds are one of the most diverse creatures in the animal kingdom but it doesn’t get as colorful as the peacock. This bird is closely related to turkeys and chickens. If you really think about it peacocks are like nature’s walking canvases with feathers that span six feet.

Each peacock displays a unique intricate pattern on its tail these iridescent markings became one of the peacock’s iconic traits hypnotizing humans and other animals alike. Not to mention that they’ve inspired a plethora of hilarious peacock jokes. Here are some peacock puns to get your feathers ruffled.

Best Peacock Jokes

What do you call a baby peacock?
A chickpea.

Why is the number ‘9’ like a peacock?
It’s nothing without its tail.

What’s the difference between a peacock and a peahen?
Peaness.

Why was the epidemiologist so concerned about the news that a peacock was seen flying away from the zoo?
Because the Asian Bird Flew!

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
You haven’t? Well, it’s a beautiful tale!

Where do you find a peacock?
In between peanuts.

Knock, knock.
(Whos there?)
Drew.
(Drew who?)
Drew peacock.

What happens if you keep peacocks in a petting zoo?
You’ve got to expect some fowl-play.

What do you call a peacock in a tree?
A bird of prey.

What do you call a peacock that has lost its feathers?
A turkey!

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How did a peacock propose to his peahen?
With a pearl ring.

Why did the peacock go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little blue.

What do you call a group of peacocks?
A pride of peacocks.

How did the peacock get to the other side of the road?
By taking one step at a time.

What’s the difference between a dead peacock and an eggplant?
One is a sickening shade of purple, and the other is a vegetable.

What do you call a peacock with a cold?
A stuffed animal.

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

Why did the peacock go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little down in the feathers.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable and a chicken?
A peacock.

What’s the point of playing football with a peacock?
They always fowl.

Why did the hen triumph in a Wild West duel against a Peacock?
Hen shot first.

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Where do peacocks go when their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.

What goes blue, green, blue, green, blue, green?
A peacock falling downstairs.

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock?
A sharp dresser.

On the bus, a 60-year-old man was staring at a 17-year-old teen, specifically his hair.
The old man’s gaze made the boy, who had recently colored his hair in various shades, feel uneasy. The boy, unable to take it any longer, yelled, “What exactly is it, old man? Can’t stand it when people do crazy things?”
The elderly gentleman responded, “When I was a teen, I fucked a peacock. I’m curious if you’re my grandson.”

What is the most popular streaming service among men with a micro penis?
Peacock.

What do you call a female peacock?
A peacunt.

What do you call the testicles of a peacock?
His peanuts.

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Which bird has the smallest genitals?
A peacock.

What do you call a horny vegetable?
A Peacock.

What’s another name for eating a peacock’s ass?
Nom de plume.

What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a peacock?
A flaming cock.

What do you call a peacock with a sore throat?
A sick cock.

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