35 Funny Peacock Jokes And Puns For Bird Lovers

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Jessica Amlee

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Peacocks are like the pop stars of the bird world, strutting their stuff with a flamboyance that would make even the most extravagant celebrities blush. These feathered show-offs are all about the glamor, sporting a set of iridescent tail feathers that fan out in a spectacular display of nature’s bling. It’s as if they’re perpetually ready for a red carpet event, with each feather like a sequin meticulously added to their extravagant gown. And when they shake those feathers? It’s not just a dance; it’s a full-blown performance, complete with shimmering colors and a confidence that says, “Yes, I know I look fabulous.” But behind all this glitz and glamour, there’s a lighter, playful side to these birds, one that lends itself perfectly to the fancy world of peacock jokes.

Peacock jokes are a delightful play on the extravagant nature of these birds, poking fun at their over-the-top display in a way that’s as colorful as the birds themselves. These jokes are about taking the flamboyant essence of the peacock and turning it into a source of giggles and guffaws. It’s like someone took the elegance of a ballroom dance and mixed it with the spontaneity of a slapstick comedy. The charm of peacock jokes lies in their ability to make us laugh at the grandeur and absurdity of nature, reminding us that sometimes, it’s okay to be a little bit extra and just enjoy the show.

Best Peacock Jokes

What do you call a baby peacock?
A chickpea.

Why is the number ‘9’ like a peacock?
It’s nothing without its tail.

What’s the difference between a peacock and a peahen?

Why was the epidemiologist so concerned about the news that a peacock was seen flying away from the zoo?
Because the Asi*n Bird Flew!

Did you hear the story about the peacock?
You haven’t? Well, it’s a beautiful tale!

Where do you find a peacock?
In between peanuts.

Knock, knock.
(Whos there?)
(Drew who?)
Drew peacock.

What happens if you keep peacocks in a petting zoo?
You’ve got to expect some fowl-play.

What do you call a peacock in a tree?
A bird of prey.

What do you call a peacock that has lost its feathers?
A turkey!

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How did a peacock propose to his peahen?
With a pearl ring.

Why did the peacock go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little blue.

What do you call a group of peacocks?
A pride of peacocks.

How did the peacock get to the other side of the road?
By taking one step at a time.

What’s the difference between a dead peacock and an eggplant?
One is a sickening shade of purple, and the other is a vegetable.

What do you call a peacock with a cold?
A stuffed animal.

A rooster was strutting around the hen house one Easter morning and came across a nest of eggs dyed every color of the rainbow.
The rooster took one look at the colorful display, ran outside and beat the heck out of the resident peacock.

Why did the peacock go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little down in the feathers.

What do you get if you cross a vegetable and a chicken?
A peacock.

What’s the point of playing football with a peacock?
They always fowl.

Why did the hen triumph in a Wild West duel against a Peacock?
Hen shot first.

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Where do peacocks go when their tails fall off?
A re-tail store.

What goes blue, green, blue, green, blue, green?
A peacock falling downstairs.

What do you get if you cross a porcupine and a peacock?
A sharp dresser.

On the bus, a 60-year-old man was staring at a 17-year-old teen, specifically his hair.
The old man’s gaze made the boy, who had recently colored his hair in various shades, feel uneasy. The boy, unable to take it any longer, yelled, “What exactly is it, old man? Can’t stand it when people do crazy things?”
The elderly gentleman responded, “When I was a teen, I f*cked a peacock. I’m curious if you’re my grandson.”

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What do you call a female peacock?
A peacunt.

What do you call the testicles of a peacock?
His peanuts.

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Which bird has the smallest genitals?
A peacock.

What do you call a h*rny vegetable?
A Peacock.

What’s another name for eating a peacock’s a**?
Nom de plume.

What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a peacock?
A flaming c*ck.

What do you call a peacock with a sore throat?
A sick c*ck.

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Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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