25 Funny Advent Calendar Jokes And Puns For Christmas

Advent Calendar Jokes on Christmas
Funny Advent Calendar Jokes

Advent is the start of the Christian year. It is a time for Christians to prepare for the celebration of the birth of Jesus. Also, it is a time for Christians to look forward to a time when Jesus will come again. The word ‘Advent’ comes from a very old word ‘Adventist’ which means the arrival of something or someone important. Advent traditionally begins on the fourth Sunday before Christmas Day i.e., typically the nearest Sunday to November the 30th, and lasts until midnight on Christmas Eve.

Since Advent is a time for Christians to enjoy time with their family and friends, we have created a list of Advent Calendar jokes for you. During this time, churches display an advent crown or an advent Reef. During Advent, there are four candles standing in a circle, and in the center, there is a fifth-candle in churches on the first Sunday of Advent the first Candle is lit, and then each Sunday a new Candle is lit, and then finally on Christmas Day, the fifth Advent Candle is lit. Christians believe this represents the coming of Jesus who for them is the light of the world the four candles represent hope, peace, joy, and love, and of course, the fifth and final candle represents Jesus.

Nowadays, people have Advent calendars at home these start on the 1st of December and count down to Christmas each day a new door opens and shows a Christmas picture. Most now have chocolate or a treat hidden behind each door.

Best Advent Calendar Jokes

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?
Their days are numbered.

Did you hear that Starbucks is issuing a new cup size for Christmas?
It’s called the Adventi.

Have you heard about the Jehovah’s Witnesses’ advent calendar?
Behind every door is a guy telling you to f#ck off.

What’s the problem with the Microsoft advent calendar?
Once you’ve opened 3 or 4 windows, you won’t be able to open anymore.

Came home to find all the doors and windows open, and everything gone.
“What kind of sicko does that to someone’s advent calendar?”

Did you hear about the guy that stole an advent calendar?
He got 25 days.

What’s up with some advent calendars that only have days that end in 1,3,5,7,9?
That’s odd.

Did you hear about the Advent calendar that passed away?
Its days were numbered.

Why didn’t people like the new Apple Mac-themed advent calendars?
They didn’t have any Windows.

How do you feel when you can’t get to your Advent calendar chocolate?

Tim, an 18-year-old was munching down on chocolate from his advent calendar, having forgotten to eat a previous couple of days’ pieces.
His mom notices and says, “Is this your way of saying you’re too old for advent calendars?”
“No, I’m just bad with dates.”
Tim’s dad says, “Is that why you’re single?”

Why is Christmas time the best time to make an online dad-joke-filled advent calendar?
Because it’s the most punderful time of the year!

Why should you never buy The Doors themed advent Calendars?
Because they keep breaking on through to the other side.

What does Rudolph go to every morning until Christmas?
His Advent calen-deer.

Why had the youngster brought his science book home for the holidays?
To create something for the invent calendar.

Which of the girl elves on the shelf stole the advent calendar?
Miss Chievous.

How do you drain pasta on Christmas?
With an advent collander.

Which of the following dangerous cookies was discovered in the advent calendar?
A Ninja-bread man.

In December, what does a chemistry teacher call a bunch of monomers?
An Advent Polymer.

How do you get a 2-ton Advent calendar?
With a Candy Crane.

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Why didn’t Mommy get some treats for the advent calendar?
The candy delivery was ChocoLATE.

Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t finish anything?
So he bought a cyanide advent calendar.

I like my women how I like my advent calendar.
Against my wall, flaps open, ready to be eaten.

Do you have a better Advent Calendar joke? Please share your Christmas eve puns and one-liners in the comments section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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