50 Funny Gingerbread Jokes And Puns Baked In Heaven

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Jessica Amlee

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Gingerbread is a sweet, spiced delicacy that’s become synonymous with Christmas festivities. Made with a mix of ginger, cloves, nutmeg, and cinnamon, this treat is most famously baked into gingerbread houses and gingerbread men, adorning holiday tables and fueling festive spirit. The tradition of crafting gingerbread houses, adorned with icing and candy, turns baking into an art form, creating edible masterpieces that are as delightful to look at as they are to eat. The gingerbread man, with his icing smile and button candies, has even inspired folk tales and songs, running right off the cookie sheet and into our holiday lore.

Gingerbread jokes sprinkle a dash of humor into this holiday tradition. They often play on the escapades of the gingerbread man or the trials of constructing a gingerbread house that’s more likely to collapse than stand. These jokes are shared in kitchens and around dining tables, adding a sweet layer of laughter to the holiday baking process. It’s all in good fun, much like the act of decorating gingerbread itself, reminding us that sometimes, the joy of the holidays is found in a cookie that can make us smile as much as it satisfies our sweet tooth.

Best Gingerbread Jokes

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.

What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man?
John Dough.

What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking?
Loaf around.

Yo mama so short, her Christmas vacation is a gingerbread house.

Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?
It’s the pastryarchy.

What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house?
Your teeth!

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?
Cookie sheets.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Ginger who?)
The Ginger Bread Man!

The second time Hansel and Gretel found a gingerbread cottage in the woods, they sent someone else to take a trial nibble first.
This is called “Munch Housen by Proxy!”

What do you call emo gingerbread men?
Cookie cutters.

What do you call a gingerbread man that doesn’t know his name?
John Dough.

What do you call a gingerbread man who has a hot temper?
Ginger Snap.

What do you call a family of redheads?

What’s the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.

Did you hear about the grandma who died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night?
The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of “munch-housing-syndrom.”

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?
“Dang that cost me a lot of dough.”

What does the gingerbread man have for nipples?

Lunch was being served in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.
A enormous mound of apples was at the head of the table.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of gingerbread cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

What do you call a depressed gingerbread man?
A cookie cutter.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?
She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

What do you call the gingerbread man’s ghetto cousin?
The wonderbread man.

What do you call a baker with red hair?
A gingerbread man.

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What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview?
“I just really feel like I’m cut out for this position!”

What do you call an Irish millionaire?
A ginger bread man.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
Limp Biscuit.

What’s a drug addict’s favorite part of decorating a gingerbread house?
Doing the white lines.

What type of glasses does the gingerbread man wear?
Eye Candy.

What kind of music do gingerbread people listen to?
Gingerbread house!

The Gingerbread man goes to the doctor.
Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!
Doctor: Have you tried icing it?

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?
The property taxes were gastronomical.

What type of computer does a gingerbread man use?
A Crumbbook.

How do you make a crazy gingerbread man?
Make him using weirdough.

Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?
Gluten Tag.

How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diarrhea?
Very gingerly.

Where does the gingerbread man live?
In Cake town, South Africa.

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What does a gingerbread man wear when he gets chill?
A sweetshirt.

What did Hansel make his sister change her name to after entering the gingerbread house?

Did you hear about the gingerbread that got crushed by a house?
He was shrecked.

Why did the Gingerbread house go to the dentist?
He had gingervitis.

The gingerbread man is sitting at a bar.
After a while, the guy next to him says, “Man I’m hungry.”
The gingerbread man hold up his arm and says, “Bite me!”

What do you call an Irish baker?
A ginger bread man.

What do you get when you mix bread, ginger, and a Jamaican?
A gingerbreadmon.

Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies?
Because they can dunk them.

Who was the most dangerous cookie?
The Ninjabread Man.

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What does a gingerbread man use when he gets older?
A candy cane.

How did the Gingerbread Man get into his locked house?

Why do Jews leave gingerbread men uneaten from the batch?
They aren’t cannibals.

What did the gingerbread man say when he orgasmed?

Do you have a better Gingerbread joke? Please share your own one-liners and puns in the comments area!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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