50 Gingerbread Jokes And Puns Baked In Heaven

Funny Gingerbread Jokes on Baked Goods
Funny Gingerbread Jokes

Nothing says Christmas like Gingerbread. Gingerbread jokes can be fun because they play on the familiar characteristics of gingerbread cookies, such as their crumbly texture and their popularity around the holidays. The jokes often involve puns or wordplay based on these characteristics, which can be amusing to people who are familiar with gingerbread. Also, the jokes often have a clever or unexpected twist, which can add to their humor.

Additionally, the gingerbread man is a character from a popular children’s story. He is a small, gingerbread cookie who comes to life and goes on a series of adventures. The story of the gingerbread man is often used to teach children about the importance of listening to others and following instructions. Let’s now read some gingerbread man jokes, carefully!

Funny Gingerbread Jokes

How do you make a gingerbread man’s bed?
With a cookie sheet.

What do you call an unidentified gingerbread man?
John Dough.

What does gingerbread do after it’s done baking?
Loaf around.

Yo mama so short, her Christmas vacation is a gingerbread house.

Why are there gingerbread men but not gingerbread women?
It’s the pastryarchy.

What’s the best thing to put into a gingerbread house?
Your teeth!

What does the gingerbread man sleep on?
Cookie sheets.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Ginger who?)
The Ginger Bread Man!

What do you call a gingerbread man who has a hot temper?
Ginger Snap.

What do you call a family of redheads?

What’s the difference between a gingerbread man and an orange man?
One runs away, the other runs for president.

Did you hear about the grandma who died after eating too many gingerbread houses last night?
The doctors diagnosed her with a rare case of “munch-housing-syndrom.”

What did the gingerbread man say when his house burned down?
“Dang that cost me a lot of dough.”

What does the gingerbread man have for nipples?

Lunch was being served in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school.
A enormous mound of apples was at the head of the table.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of gingerbread cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.”

What do you call a depressed gingerbread man?
A cookie cutter.

Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection?
She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.

What do you call the gingerbread man’s ghetto cousin?
The wonderbread man.

What do you call a baker with red hair?
A gingerbread man.

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What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

What did the gingerbread man say at his job interview?
“I just really feel like I’m cut out for this position!”

What do you call an Irish millionaire?
A ginger bread man.

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg?
Limp Biscuit.

What’s a drug addict’s favorite part of decorating a gingerbread house?
Doing the white lines.

What type of glasses does the gingerbread man wear?
Eye Candy.

What kind of music do gingerbread people listen to?
Gingerbread house!

The Gingerbread man goes to the doctor.
Gingerbread Man: I broke my leg!
Doctor: Have you tried icing it?

Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?
The property taxes were gastronomical.

What type of computer does a gingerbread man use?
A Crumbbook.

How do you make a crazy gingerbread man?
Make him using weirdough.

Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?
Gluten Tag.

How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diarrhea?
Very gingerly.

Where does the gingerbread man live?
In Cake town, South Africa.

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What does a gingerbread man wear when he gets chill?
A sweetshirt.

What did Hansel make his sister change her name to after entering the gingerbread house?

Did you hear about the gingerbread that got crushed by a house?
He was shrecked.

Why did the Gingerbread house go to the dentist?
He had gingervitis.

The gingerbread man is sitting at a bar.
After a while, the guy next to him says, “Man I’m hungry.”
The gingerbread man hold up his arm and says, “Bite me!”

What do you call an Irish baker?
A ginger bread man.

What do you get when you mix bread, ginger, and a Jamaican?
A gingerbreadmon.

Why do basketball players like gingerbread cookies?
Because they can dunk them.

Who was the most dangerous cookie?
The Ninjabread Man.

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What does a gingerbread man use when he gets older?
A candy cane.

How did the Gingerbread Man get into his locked house?

Why do Jews leave gingerbread men uneaten from the batch?
They aren’t cannibals.

What did the gingerbread man say when he orgasmed?

Do you have a better Gingerbread joke? Please share your own one-liners and puns in the comments area!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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