20 Funny Christmas Jokes And Puns for the Dentist

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The holiday season, with its abundance of sweets and treats, can be a busy time for dentists. Christmas is notorious for its delicious yet potentially tooth-aching delights like candy canes, gingerbread houses, and various sugary confections. It’s a time when dental care might take a back seat in the excitement of the festivities, but it remains crucial.

But don’t worry, fellow sugar plums! We’ve compiled a list of Christmas Dental Jokes to help you relax and have some fun this holiday season. Even if you’re contemplating a root canal, these clever jokes and quips will make you laugh. So, grab a drink of eggnog, a candy cane, and prepare to laugh yourself silly with these dental-themed Christmas delights.

Best Christmas Dental Jokes

What time do you go to the dentist a day after Christmas?

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?
Because he had Ginger-vitis!

Did you hear about the kid who got two front teeth for Christmas?
She has no idea who they belong to.

What does a meth head want for Christmas?
Their two front teeth.

Santa goes to the dentist.
He complains about his dentures wearing out, “It seems like they’re corroding, doc! What am I doing wrong?”
The dentist looked concerned. “Have there been any changes to your diet?”
“As a matter of fact,” said Santa, “Mrs Claus has started making a wonderful hollandaise! I’ve been putting it on everything!”
“That’s it!” exclaimed the dentist. “I know how to fix this! I’ll get you fitted for a set of chrome denture plates.”
“Chrome?” said Santa, confused.
“Of course!” said the dentist. “After all…
“There’s no Plates Like Chrome For the Hollandaise!”

What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

What did the dentist say to the elf who wasn’t flossing?
“You’re on the naughty list!”

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Who brings baby sharks their presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.

Why did the snowman go to the dentist?
To fix his frostbite!

Why did the dentist decorate his office with candy canes?
He wanted to make it look mint for the holidays.

Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Religiously
Dentist: Really?
Patient: Of course. Christmas & Easter!

Who brings presents to teeth at Christmas?
Santa Floss.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
Needed a root canal!

What did the dentist see at the North Pole?
A molar bear.

Why did the Christmas tree go to the dentist?
It had a cavi-tree!

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What is the tooth fairy’s favorite Christmas song?
“All I Want for Christmas is Your Two Front Teeth!”

What does the dentist call his Christmas elves?
His ‘tooth’ fairies!

What did the dentist give for Christmas?
“Floss Navidad!”

Christmas dental jokes bring a smile (a healthy one, of course!) to patients and dental professionals alike, lightening the mood and making the holiday season a little brighter, even in the dentist’s chair. They’re a reminder that a bit of humor can make even a visit to the dentist feel more festive and fun.
Do you have a funny Christmas joke for the dentist? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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