Every year’s election will undoubtedly be filled with hilarious sketches and parodies from Saturday Night Live and other late-night comedians, and the candidates’ actions and reactions. These might not affect the results, but sure gives the people of democracy some laughs. We have aggregated some of the best voting jokes that you can share with your friends and family who are going to vote this term.
Funny Voting Jokes
I believe that we, the Earthlings, have a tendency to make witty jokes about any Big Thing that occupies a significant amount of time in our life (voluntarily or not) in order to make it more understandable and accessible. Even if you consider yourself apolitical, these amusing jokes are sure to make you laugh.
Where do ghosts cast their votes?
To the voting booth.
Why was the American not illegible to vote though he cast it every time?
It was not American Idol.
Why does electricity not like to vote?
It doesn’t want to elect ron.
What does a horse say when he’s voting against a bill?
Why is your son Alex not voting in these elections?
He is 16.
What is crazy about elections in developed nations?
The fact that citizens are willing to cross an ocean to fight for democracy but are unwilling to cross a street to vote.
Why should one vote for the person who promises the least?
He/she will be the least disappointing.
Why did the humorous ghost lose the elections?
Since he couldn’t scare up any votes.
Who is decisive – people who cast votes or people who count them?
Well, the people who count the votes decide everything.
Where do snakes go to cast their votes?
Why should you vote for the FBI or NSA?
Atleast they’ll listen to you even after elections.
Why did California legalize marijuana?
Since they had a HIGH voter count.
Why are nuns afraid to cast vote?
Because they don’t know WITCH box to check.
Why can’t Pepe, the Internet meme vote?
Because that would be voter fraud.
In Russia, you don’t vote for Putin…
Putin votes FOR you.
What’s crazy about the age limit in voting?
That 18-year olds can vote but not drink however when you consider who they have to vote for, they might need a drink.
When it comes to voting, what is a horse’s main concern?
A stable economy.
Why do voting results take so long?
What do you expect in the race of two 70+ year olds?
What’s the best thing about voting in democracy?
You get to choose who to put the blame on.
Why was the skeleton at the voting booth feeling lonely?
She couldn’t vote because she didn’t have any BODY to vote with.
Where do the Polar bears vote?
In the North Poll.
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