February, the shortest month of the year, often gets a bad rap for its wintry grip and post-holiday blues. Now, you might think that a month known for its chilly demeanor and Valentine’s chocolates wouldn’t have much of a sense of humor, but February begs to differ. This year, it’s not just about the groundhog’s shadow or exchanging heart-shaped cards; it’s about embracing the lighter side of life with some February jokes.
Continuing the theme of February’s whimsy, let’s dive into the world of February jokes. It’s a month where the jokes are as unpredictable as the weather, and let’s be honest, who doesn’t need a good chuckle to get through the last leg of winter? So, as we bid adieu to this frosty month, let’s remember that even February, with its icy sidewalks has a funny bone.
Best February Jokes
What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak?
February 14th.
Can February March?
No, but April may.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Boo.
(Boo Who?)
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What month is Jake Paul’s favorite?
Feb – BRO – ary!
Why do women talk less in February?
Cause there are only 28 days.
Why should February 10th be National Fart Day?
Because it’s 2/10.
What did the lawyer do on February 29th?
Jump to conclusions.
What did the French groundhog see on February 2nd?
His chateau.
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Why should you eat pork sausage on February 2nd?
Because it is ground hog day.
When is a frog’s birthday?
February 29th.
In which month do women gossip the least?
February, cause it has only 28 days
What does a butterfly do on February 29th?
Jump out of its skin.
Did you hear that February is Eczema awareness month?
People raising money by selling scratch cards.
What do you call a shape born on February 9th?
An asquareius.
Why did the man get fired from the calendar factory?
He took a few days off in February thinking nobody would notice.
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Why are some worried about their neighbor who was born on February 29th?
He says he is only 10 but he really looks 40.
If Fortnite ever gets a sequel, what should it be called?
February.
Dad: Hey there kiddo, do you know which month has 27 days?
Kid: That’s easy dad! February!!!
Dad: Haha! Wrong! They all do!
What do you tell a hitchhiker on February 29th?
Hop In.
What does it take for the one whose birthday falls on February 29 to hear ‘Happy Birthday’ from people?
It takes ears.
Do you have a date for Valentines Day?
Yeah. February 14th.
What do pickles celebrate on February 14th?
Valen-brine’s Day!
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February 14 but no 1 4 me 🙁
What kind of music do you listen to on February 29th?
Hip Hop.
Which month do wives complain the least?
February because it has fewer days.
What’s the difference between February 14th and July 4th?
There isn’t any, at least to me, because they’re both Independence Day.
Where do most people eat on February 29th?
IHOP.
Why is February black history month?
It’s 3/5ths as long as the other months.
TIL that October is Dwarfism Awareness Month.
This surprised me, because I’d have thought it would have been February.
Why there should be a February 30th?
So dentists can have a day to celebrate. (2/30 = tooth hurty)
What do Tom Cruise and the month of February have in common?
They are both short.
What did NASA change its name to in February 2003?
“Need Another Seven Astronauts.”
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What’s the difference between the month of February and Amy Winehouse?
February makes it to 28.
Which month do teachers complain the least?
February because it has fewer days.
Do you know that Benjamin and his childhood crush are marrying next year?
Hers is in February and his in December!
If months were students, who would get the worst grades?
F-ebruary.
Did you hear about the neighboring couple who are going to visit South Korea for 2 weeks in February?
This Valentine’s Day, they will be Seoulmates.
Doesn’t June know it’s February?
I can’t December.
What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?
Ground Nog Day!
Did you hear that they have started a society for anti-social people?
The first meeting is on 30th February.
What is a spirit’s favorite month?
Feb BOO uary.
What do you say when someone dies between February 19th and March 20th?
Rest in Pisces.
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Which month is the greatest for telling a lie?
Fib ruary.
Which month is best for coffee?
Feb-BREW-ary.
What triples in price in February?
Roses on Valentine’s Day.
Why do people take their time walking in February?
Because it’s not March.
When’s the best day of the year to wear a tu-tu?
February 2nd. (It’s 2/2)
I always thought my wife nagged me less un February because of Valentines Day.
Turns out it’s because it only has 28 days.
Did you know February has Erectile dysfunction?
It only grows every four years.
What happened to February?
It Marched on.
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Is anybody else participating in Fap Free February?
It may lead to Many Masturbation March for me.
Which month do men j*rk off the least?
February. Because it’s the shortest.
Why should we have February 29th every year?
Statistically, it’s the day the fewest people die so why only have it 1/4 of the time?!
Have a better February joke? Post your own February puns in the comment section below!
Can February March?
No, but April May.