70 Stranger Things Jokes Guaranteed To Make You Laugh

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Jessica Amlee


The science fiction horror thriller TV series Stranger Things debuted on Netflix in July 2016, and it quickly became a blockbuster after four seasons. The story is around a group of outcast middle schoolers (now in high school) in the horrible suburbs of an Indiana small town who discover a girl with abilities and battle monsters from another realm in the 1980s. 

Doesn’t that sound ridiculous? Definitely. Is the show better than anyone could have anticipated? Yes, a thousand times. In fact, Stranger Things can be credited for making the 1980s cool again for a whole new generation. The show has now become a worldwide phenomenon. In February 2022, the show was renewed for a fifth and final season.

These Stranger Things jokes will make you giggle till your stomach hurts till you wait for the final season. Just be aware that there will be significant spoilers coming!

Best Stranger Things Jokes

Why did the husband refuse to watch Dr Strange for a movie night with his wife?
He had Stranger Things to watch.

What time would it be if Vecna came to school?
Time to run.

What is Mike Wheeler’s favorite band?
Finger Eleven.

Where do people in the upside down go to get a haircut?
At the BARBer shop.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is another one of those whack stranger things kids with superpowers and anger management issues.

What does Joyce do when she’s alone?
Sit byer self.

What would they call ‘Stranger Things’ if it was British?
“Bit Odd Innit?” or “a wee bit peculiar”.

Lucas: Are you from the Upside down?
Max: No… Why?
Lucas: Cause you’re demo-gorgeous.

What’s the best way to talk to The Mind Flayer?
From a distance.

What would you name Will if he was one of the Wheelers?
Third Wheeler.

What is Eleven’s favorite Disney Song?
Let Eggo, Let Eggo from Frozen.

How do you know Netflix has been making some questionable decisions on its content?
Haven’t you watched Stranger Things?

What did Dr Martin Brenner take to freshen his breath?

Why should Stranger Things be called Familiar Things?
C’mon those kids have been fighting strange things for four seasons now.

What are schools called in upside down?
Ghoul school.

What’s a demogorgon’s favorite toy?

What’s the difference between Netflix and a Bass guitar?
Netflix has Stranger Things 4 and a Bass guitar has 4 Strange Strings.

Why was Joyce Byers obsessed over magnets?
On a normal day, she just finds them attractive.

Where did Vecna go for 8 years?
On a diet.

Why do they have a fence around the Hawkins National Laboratory?
Because everyone was dying to get in!

What did the Demogorgon eat after having his teeth out?
The dentist.

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Why did The Mind Flayer’s mum knit him 5 socks?
She heard he grew another leg!

What’s Eleven’s favorite Pizza Joint?
Pa-Pa Johns.

Joyce Byers in Season 1: I need to find my son!!
Joyce Byers in Season 2: I need to save my son!!
Joyce Byers in Season 3: Why aren’t these magnets working?
Joyce Byers in Season 4: I need to find Hop!!

What is Steve Harrington’s favorite cryptocurrency exchange?

What is the most accurate part of Stranger Things?
That a hell dimension would exist under a small town in Indiana.

What do people in the upside-down say on Friday night?
“Wanna go to the barb?”

How did the Stranger Things kids clean up Hawkins?

In an upside-down jungle, how do you seek help?
With a mind flare.

Where do Nancy Wheeler and Jonathan Byers go on date?
Monster hunting.

Why does Hopper prefer coffee over tea in the mornings?
He likes stronger things.

What award do monsters from Stranger Things get?
An emmygorgon.

A Dungeon Master, a Demogorgon, and a Sherriff go into a tavern.
One of the friends exclaims, “Wow! This is the first time I’ve seen anything like it. Isn’t this incredible?”
The other replied, “Nah, I’ve seen Stranger Things.”

What do you call a cool officer from Hawkins?
Hip Hopper.

What do Will Smith and Will Byers have in common?
Their lives turned upside down in a single show.

What is the full form of BDSM?
Stranger Things
Macaroni and cheese.

What do you call a fat Vecna?
A four-chin teller.

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What’s consistent in every season of Stranger Things?
Steve Harrington losing more brain cells and gaining more children.

What do you call it when Michael Wheeler gets married to Eleven?
Mike taking an El.

How do you know Dustin will be a great dad?
Because he is good at cracking dad jokes (Hint: BAT-tle and Watergate).

How to deal with a breakup?
Normal people: Cry, eat ice cream, watch sad movies, cry some more
Steve Harrington: Adopt four middle-school kids and become the best single mom the Hawkins high school basketball team has ever seen.

Why does Suzie Bingham celebrate Christmas on Halloween?
Because Oct31 = Dec²⁵

Why was Lucas Sinclair shocked?
Because Lucas Virtueclair walked in season 5.

What was the last message received by Nancy after season 2?
Steve says, “I saw you dancing with my son, care to explain?”

What is Hopper’s favorite kind of car?
A lexi.

Roses are red,
Will wasn’t in his bed,
I hope you’re enjoying your chicken, Ted.

What would have happened if Argyle had smoked weed in Saudi Arabia?
He would have got stoned.

Why won’t you ever see Will Byers in a wheelchair?
Cause you can’t be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

Yo mama so ugly people thought she was a frickin demodog.

What did Eleven say to her high school bully?
“Yo mama so ugly, even your own subconscious doesn’t like her.”

Yo mama so fat she didn’t fit in the upside down.

What is a Demogorgon’s favorite event?

Yo mama so stupid she thought demodog was an actual dog.

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Yo mama’s so short, even in the school field in Will’s hallucination the mind flayer couldn’t find her!

Eleven and eight are on a boat, and eight falls, what’s left?

Who is the best chef in the upside down?
Demo-Gorgon Ramsay.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he cracks a good joke?
He drops the Mike.

What music band is sure to give Eleven a reaction?
The Mamas & the Papas.

What does Joyce do when she has a flat tire and she needs to fix it?
She calls the wheeler family.

What is the similarity between Eleven and Donald Trump?
Both have an Eggo problem.

Who is supposed to play the villain in Season 5?
Demi Moore-gon.

What is the similarity between Alexei and Traditional TV?
Both were killed by Netflix.

What do the new prince and Will have in common?
Both are named Will and their lives got turned upside down.

What is Steve’s favorite musical?

What is Gaten Matarazzo’s favorite song?
Dust-in the Wind.

What should Eleven’s real number be?
One Millie-on.

What did Will say when he got caught by the Demogorgon?
“Oh Schnapp.”

What is Demogorgon’s favorite food?

What is Joyce’s favorite tree?
A WILLow tree.

Why didn’t Mike join the basketball team with Lucas?
It wasn’t in his WHEELERHOUSE.

What do you call Joyce Byers when she is running from Russians?
Winona Hider.

What do Max and Wanda have in common?
They have no vision.

Stranger Things may not return to your TV screens for another year or two, but the buzz surrounding the show’s latest season hasn’t faded down. Hope you enjoyed these puns and one-liners from Stranger Things.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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