50 Funny Peanut Butter Jokes to Stick in Your Mind

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Peanut butter is the glue that holds a sandwich together and, quite frankly, our lives too! This creamy (or chunky, no judgment here) spread is more than just a tasty treat; it’s a culinary chameleon, effortlessly fitting into breakfast, lunch, and hey, even those midnight snack escapades. Its ability to stick to the roof of your mouth is practically legendary, sparking both love and playful annoyance in equal measure. But wait, there’s more to peanut butter than just being a deliciously sticky affair. It’s a source of amusement too, with jokes spreading just as easily as it does on a slice of bread. Who knew that a jar of peanut butter could be the start of so many giggles?!

Now, let’s dive into the world of peanut butter jokes, where the humor is as spreadable as the subject itself. These jokes have a peculiar charm, sticking in your mind long after the laughter subsides. It’s a quirky little subculture, where puns and playful jabs at this nutty spread bring people together in a shared chuckle. Whether it’s at the lunch table, a family gathering, or just hanging out with friends, a peanut butter joke can be the perfect icebreaker, proving that sometimes, the simplest things can bring the biggest smiles. So, the next time you’re enjoying a peanut butter sandwich, remember, you’re not just savoring a snack; you’re sitting on a goldmine of joviality!

Best Peanut Butter Jokes

What do you call rich peanut butter?
Jif Bezos.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Peanut who?)
Peanut, butter open the door!

Why did Peanut butter not open the door for the Jelly?
Because it was already ajar.

Did you know that January 24th is National Peanut Butter Day?
Spread the news.

Why did the idiot put peanut butter on the road?
To go with the traffic jam!

Yo mama so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.

What do peanut butter and journalists have in common?
They both spread for bread.

Have you heard of the peanut butter song?
It’s my jam.

How do you put spaghetti to sleep?
You cover it in peanut butter until it dies.

What type of fish goes well with peanut butter?
A jellyfish.

What is the easiest way to fit an entire peanut butter sandwich into your mouth?
You jam it.

What’s the crisis called when the world runs out of peanut butter?
A Peter Pandemic.

Why did the inventor of the peanut butter cup give up on eating them with her fork?
Because it was easier for Reese with her spoon.

An Irish guy, a Mexican guy, and a blond guy are building a skyscraper. The lunch whistle blows and they all open up their lunchboxes and look at the contents in dismay.
The Irish guy says, “Potatoes again? If I have potatoes one more time, I’m gonna throw myself off the building!”
The Mexican guy says, “Tacos again? If I have tacos one more time, I’m gonna throw myself off the building!”
The blond guy says, “Peanut butter and jelly again? If I have PBJ one more time, I’m gonna throw myself off the building!”
The next day, the Irish guy has potatoes, the Mexican guy has tacos, and the blond guy has PBJ, and they all jump to their deaths.
At the company memorial service, the Irish guy’s widow wails, “If only he told me he was tired of potatoes I’d have made him something else!”
The Mexican guy’s widow cries, “If only he told me he was tired of tacos I’d have made him something else!”
The blond guy’s widow says, “Don’t look at me. He packed his own lunch.”

What’s the difference between peanut butter and the British monarchs?
One is usually on bread the other is inbread.

What’s great about a joke about peanut butter?
No one will tell you, it might spread.

Yo mama so stupid that she thinks Jar Jar is filled with Peanut Butter.

What do you get when you eat too much peanut butter?
Reese’s feces.

Why is a jellyfish so sad?
Because there’s no peanut butter fish.

Why did the cannibal take a jar of peanut butter to the White House?
He heard there was a giant cheezy cracker in office.

What’s poop’s favorite food?
Peanut butter and smelly.

What does peanut butter wear to bed?

What do you call a popular sandwich staple with herbs in it?
Peanut Butter Jelly Thyme.

Yo mama got a peanut butter wig with jelly sideburns.

Why did peanut butter get a restraining order on celery?
He was stalky.

What do you get if you eat peanut butter and baked beans?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your a**.

A man is on home hospice, terminally ill and barely clinging to life. Well, one afternoon he smells his absolute favorite thing in the whole world, peanut butter cookies, baking downstairs. After hours of anticipation, the cookies don’t come upstairs for him.
So he, against all odds, unhooks his IVs, creaks to his feet, and hobbles slowly downstairs where he beholds a platter of cookies on the counter. He feebly reaches out for one and his wife slaps his hand away angrily.
“No! Those are for the funeral!”

What happens when a kamikaze bomber blows up a chocolate peanut butter cup factory?
Reeses pieces.

What do you get when you eat peanut butter and baked beans?
A fart and that sticks to the roof of your b*tt.

What’s the difference between girls of this generation and peanut butter?
One spreads easily and the other is peanut butter.

Son: Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog?
Father: Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog.

How are peanut butter and jelly related?
They’re inbred.

Yo mama just like peanut butter, brown, creamy, and easy to spread.

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What do you call a 2D moving image of a peanut butter jar?
A gif.

Why did peanut butter flop at the talent show?
He didn’t have the right jam.

What’s a shark’s favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!

Did you hear about the fight in a peanut butter factory?
It’s a sticky situation!

Why did the slice of bread break up with the peanut butter?
It found it ‘too’ clingy.

What happens when you try to tickle peanut butter?
You get a nutty reaction.

Do you have a new and funny joke about Peanut Butter? Write down the funny puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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