In the grand tapestry of romance, gay individuals have woven some of the most vibrant and fabulous threads. The gay dating culture is like a glitzy, shimmering disco ball; it’s multifaceted, reflecting a million different stories, and occasionally, it spins at such speeds that it’s hard to keep up!
From sassy drag queens flaunting their heels higher than most people’s ambitions to the subdued intellectual looking for more than just a fling at a book club, this spectrum of personalities gives the LGBTQ+ dating scene its unique zest. But regardless of the ambiance, whether it’s a crowded bar pulsating with Madonna’s greatest hits or a quiet café with Sufjan Stevens in the background, one element remains crucial: the art of breaking the ice.
Now, diving right into the frosty waters of flirting might leave you with a bit of a brain freeze, which is why pick-up lines for gays are the cherished floaties in this vast dating pool. Why, you ask? Because these individuals, like everyone else, face the challenge of making a memorable first impression.
But here’s the twist: there’s an added pressure to be clever, witty, and oh-so-chic. I mean, why merely say “hello” when you can smirk and ask, “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for!” Pick-up lines, in all their cheesy glory, are the spice of the gay dating game – they add humor, break tension, and if delivered right, might just earn you a dance or a date. So, the next time you’re contemplating a foray into the gay dating scene, arm yourself with a quiver of sassy arrows (pick-up lines!) and shoot your shot!
Dirty Gay Pick-Up Lines
- If you were a potato you would be a sweet potato.
- Nice jeans.. but they’d look even better around your ankles.
- Rainbows aren’t the only thing I’m chasing after I saw you.
- Wanna play Barbie? You can be Ken and I’ll be the box you come in.
- Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
- Do you like water? Because the next rounds on me!
- Would you allow me to push in your stool?
- I’m a Dom top. I’m a lot of man to handle and I don’t treat you gently.
- Let me clean off your seat wipes face with napkin.
- How would you like to slip into something more comfortable, like me?
- Psst I have poppers and G, come on…
- Oh, nice shirt! But it looks better on the floor.
- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because demons are canonically fallen angels, but that ass and/or dick is leading me into temptation.
- I’ve fallen for you so hard, I can’t think straight.
- You better uninstall Grindr for the night because I’m gonna flood your inbox.
- You better call your mother and warn her that you’ve got a cute boyfriend.
- I hope your name is Sherlock because I’m about to take you Holmes.
- Are you gay? What?! No! Why would you ask me that?! Well, because you haven’t convinced me otherwise yet.
- I hope the stuffed animal I sleep with doesn’t get jealous of us tonight.
- You got a lot of nerve coming in here with all that ass.
- Are you a microwave? Because mmmmmmmm.
- Are you a ninja turtle? Because I think you belong in this manhole.
- Are you a beaver? Because dam!
- Waw your hands are really pretty, bet they would make me a great collar.
- 6½ inches and no gag reflex. Your place or mine?
- I wanted to take you into the movie theatre, but they said couldn’t bring any snacks.
- I’m like a snowstorm. I’ll give ya 8-10 inches, and we won’t leave the house for three days.
- Are you a bag of Cheetos? Cause you’re Flamin’ Hot!
- You must be a pot of gold, because seeing you feels like finding the end of a rainbow.
- I might like you better if we slept together.
- Are you gay? Because you are lgbtquteeee.
- Wanna play house? You be the door, and I’ll slam you all night long.
- Are you an aspirin? Cause I want to take you every four to six hours.
- Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs but I want what’s in between.
- I’m a top and I won’t immediately leave after I nut.
- I’m like the merry-go-round outside Walmart; for 25 cents, you can ride me all day.
- Hey, baby are you Karl Marx because you’re inciting an uprising in my lower class.
- Your hand looks heavy, can I hold it for you?
- Your body is a beautiful landscape of hills and valleys, and I am a hiker, eager to explore.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, I have eight fingers, and you can have two.
- Wanna play carpenter? You be the nails and I’ll hammer you!
- You have 206 bones in your body, want another one?!
- I know I’m not a surgeon, but can I still rearrange your insides!
- I’m so jealous of your heart right now. Why? Because it is pounding inside you and I’m not.
- Did you work on the manhattan project? Cause you’re a weapon of ass destruction.
- I’m like a Rubik’s Cube; the more you play with me, the harder I get!
- Want to come back to my place and play Scrabble? Who knows, you might score tonight? Or maybe a game of Monopoly – perhaps you could Monopolise me.
- You must be a plumber, because you look like you know how to lay down some pipe.
- Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.
- You must be buried treasure, cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.
- That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too.
- Are you straights? So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
- Man! I wish you were my little toe so I could bang you in any piece of furniture.
- Is that a role of quarters in your pocket? Because I really want to f*ck you against my laundry machine.
- If your right leg was dinner and your left leg was lunch, I couldn’t resist snacking between meals.
- Kiss me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
- Let’s role-play. I’ll be Burger King and you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.
- You got permits for those guns? (And slap his biceps for a laugh)
- Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
- Is that a banana in your pocket? Cause I’m very hungry.
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- Twinkle twinkle little star, we can do it in a car.
- Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
- I’m a Respiratory Therapist. I can take your breath away and return it.
- Are you a chicken farmer because you sure know how to raise a c*ck.
- Les-bi-honest, you were checking me out, weren’t you?!
- The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
- Do you work at Build-a-bear because I want to stuff you!
- If I was awatermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
- Is your name Gillette because your the best a man can get.
- Nice butt, at what time does it open?
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- It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
- Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
- I bet your license got suspended because you’re driving all these guys crazy.
- I’m an interior decorator, I can fill your interior.
- My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?!
Do you have a funny or cute gay pick up line? Write down your chat-up lines to win a date in the comment section below!
Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were bottom to be together.