Trans people, those trailblazers of identity and expression, are the living embodiment of the phrase, “be yourself.” They’re the ones who looked at the gender binary and said, “No thanks, I’ll customize.” It’s like choosing the character in a video game, but in real life and with much more at stake than just aesthetics. They navigate a world that’s often set up like a maze, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster at a theme park. Their journey is one of self-discovery, courage, and a whole lot of patience (especially when dealing with bureaucracy). It’s a story where the hero is also the author, constantly rewriting the script. In this context, humor becomes a powerful tool, a way of shedding light on their experiences, and this is where trans jokes come into play.
Trans jokes, when done with respect and understanding, can be a bridge connecting diverse experiences through laughter. They’re a celebration of the unique journey that trans people undergo, transforming complex emotions and situations into relatable, light-hearted moments. Imagine a world where a joke doesn’t punch down but lifts everyone up, creating an inclusive atmosphere where laughter is shared and enjoyed by all. It’s like adding a spoonful of sugar to the mix, making the conversation more palatable and approachable. These jokes have the potential to educate and entertain simultaneously, serving as a reminder that at the end of the day, we’re all just people trying to navigate this wacky, wonderful world in our own special way.
Best Transgender Jokes
What is a trans joke?
It’s a joke with all the fun parts medically removed.
How many trans women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one, and you don’t even need the lightbulb. Just tell her she’s a lovely girl, and she’ll brighten up the room instantly.
What type of doctor treats transgender men?
A guynowcologist.
Did you hear about the people who ever since have changed genders, their kids won’t even look at them anymore?
It’s almost as if they have become trans-parent.
Yo mama so ugly, your dad married a man.
What’s the difference between a crossdresser and a trans person?
About 3 years.
What is Christmas without hrt?
Just cismas.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s me, inside this closet.
Caitlyn Jenner becomes a super hero but doesn’t know what group to join.
She’s still deciding whether to be an Ex-men or a Trans-former.
What do Tumblr and KFC’s Chicken have in common?
They both contain high amounts of trans fats.
Do you know that Bud Light has always been trans?
It’s water that identifies as beer.
Two people are walking along an alley carrying something heavy. One turns to the other. “I’ve been keeping this in for a long time, but… I’m a woman. My name is Betty.”
The other says, “Betty, I’ve known you all my life. I love and support you. But you still have a man’s body!”
“Right, we should talk about gender after we bury this guy.”
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What do you call a transgender in Japanese?
Hiorshi.
A lesbian, a gay man, a bisexual person, and a trans person are waiting in line.
It was an LGBT queue.
Why raising kids is hard as a trans parent?
They see right through you.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Trans.
(Trans who?)
Trans-forming the world, one acceptance at a time!
How did the trans guy come out to his parents?
“There’s something that I really need to get off of my chest.”
What do you call a robot who changes people into the opposite sex?
A trans former.
Did you hear about the man who came out to his Asi*n parents as a trans woman and told them that he has a boyfriend named Shane?
They are taking it pretty well. They said they didn’t have a son and he would bring Shane to the family.
Why couldn’t the trans person learn to code?
They are non-binary.
A woman is celebrating her 10th anniversary with her Husband. As she is walking up the stairs to the bedroom she looks at him lovingly with the photos of her kids in the background.
Soon afterwards she and her husband are having sex. He has always insisted on having the lights off during sex. In an impulsive moment, she decides to turn the lights on.
She quickly notices that her Husband is f*cking her with a strap-on. He is a trans man.
Her husband, sitting there shocked looks at her and says, “If you don’t ask about this, I won’t ask about the kids.”
She just flips the light back off.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she they’d be chocolate.
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Why was the transgender person upset about people getting their name wrong?
Because it was hard to pronouns.
What are trans parents’ pronouns?
Who/where.
What’s a trans women’s favorite Pokémon?
Trans-gengar.
How do you comfort a sad enby?
“Their their, it’ll be ok.”
What’s the least likely profession for a trans person?
Mail man.
Did you hear that doctors were able to replace a stamen with a pistil?
It was the first successful trans-plant.
A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping cabin on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a cabin, they went to bed, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, they were both still wide awake and they both knew it.
He said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet under your bed to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”
“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight, let’s pretend that we’re married.”
“That’s a great idea,” he said, now totally aroused.
“Good,” she replied. “Get your own f*cking blanket.”
After a moment of silence, he farted and did not care.
Did you hear about an obese man identifying as a skinny man?
He is trans-fat.
Do you know that some mechanics don’t understand the gay agenda?
They do however, understand the trans mission.
Why should we have a lot of respect for trans women?
That surgery takes balls.
Did you hear about the team of mutant trans-women super-heroes?
They’re called ‘The Ex-Men.’
A transgender four-year-old is like a vegan cat.
We all know who’s making the lifestyle choices.
Why did the transgender couple break up?
One cheated on the other while they were abroad.
Two girls walk into a bar.
After a little while, the barman notices that the older one is actually transexual.
The transexual walks up to the bar and says in a deepish voice, “One chardonnay and a large guimess for my sis please.”
She takes the drinks back to the table and they drink them up. A few rounds later, suddenly the power goes out and sparks fly out from behind the bar.
“QUICK, WE NEED TO REDUCE THE POWER IN THIS CIRCUIT BEFORE IT BLOWS!” Shouts the barman.
The sister jumps over the bar and before anyone could stop her, she plunges three fingers into the sparking fuse box.
The power returns and the situation is stable. The barman absolutely mind blown asks, “H… How… are you doing this and not dead right now!? Is it something to do with all the guiness you just drank?”
“No, not at all”, replies the girl, “I’m just a trans’ sister!”
How many trans people does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. But they have to live in the dark for 30 years before they’re allowed to change, and nobody will believe them afterwards.
Why did Iron Man become a trans woman?
Because she realized she was Fe-male.
Why was the trans person that just moved in always getting lost?
They were new to these parts.
Why do trans women make the best golf course grounds staff?
They’re enthusiastic about getting rid of unwanted balls.
Do trans girls float in water?
After all, they are boy’nt.
A transgender person cut a man in line at the supermarket.
“You’re LGBT, right?” he asked.
“You forgot about the ‘Q’,” they replied bluntly.
“No,” he said, “you did.”
What influenced the CPU to do a sex change?
All of his trans sisters.
Where do donuts come from?
Transgender deer.
Who was the most successful Transgender and Transrace person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
What did the transgender woman tell their doctor when they wanted to detransition?
“Remember me.”
What do you call a transgender whale?
Maby Dik.
How do you restrain a straight person?
Give them a straight jacket.
How do you restrain a trans person?
Make the trans’ vest tight.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men?
T-mobile.
A gay person, a lesbian person, a bisexual person, and a transgender person were standing in a queue.
It wasn’t a very straight queue.
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Why was the trans person a vegan?
He was a Her-before.
When is a mom joke clearly a dad joke?
When It’s trans-parent.
What does a closeted trans woman wear when they go out?
A masc.
What do you call a polyglot who hasn’t yet confronted gender dysphoria?
Trans later.
Why are trans people so good at being carpenters?
Because they have so much experience cutting of their wood.
Did you know the first trans people came from Egypt?
It was when daddies became mummies.
What do you call a trans person studying genetics?
Transcriptase.
A trans woman took her artwork to an art concert.
It was a series of lifelike paintings and sculptures of catholic nuns, done using only the best of materials. There were a lot of good entries to be sure, but every one she entered, she won easily.
When the judges were asked why they all couldn’t help but give her gold, they answered, “Because you should always respect a trans woman’s pro nuns.”
Why was the Nickelodeon character Avatar Aang so controversial?
He was trans-bender.
What’s the hottest thing about trans girls?
You know they’re all squirters.
What kind of p*rn do bankers watch?
Trans action.
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What do you call it when two transgender midgets have sex?
Micro trans-action.
What advice do you give a friend who’s about to go on a date with a trans?
“It’s a trap, don’t do it.”
What do trans women and cisgender women have in common?
Not that much.
What’s the favorite car of the LGBTQ Community?
Trans AM.
What do you call a transgender running club?
Transport.
Do you have a funny Trans joke? Write down your own Trans puns in the comment section below!
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