Pride Month is a time for celebration, reflection, and yes, a good bit of laughter too. Our selection of Pride Month jokes, full of wit and sparkle, is intended to spread cheer while honoring this vibrant and diverse community. Each joke is a nod to the spirit of inclusivity that Pride Month embodies, aiming to add a dash of humor to the mix of love and equality. After all, laughter is a universal language that connects us all.
So, let’s raise a smile and embrace the vibrant hues of Pride Month with these fun-loving jokes that are as diverse and colorful as the rainbow flag itself.
Best Pride Month Jokes
Did you hear about the man who completely misunderstood Pride Month?
Anyway, he placed a classified ad to sell 12 lions.
Why should Pride Month be celebrated in September?
As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.
Why is the pride lasting an entire month?
It’s one month straight so it doesn’t really make sense.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay man’s house.
That joke is shit.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Chicken.
Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?
He had a bison.
What do you call a gay Pride cookout?
An LGBBQ.
Five guys are standing in a circle talking. One guy is on his phone and is reading an article.
He says, “1 out of 5 guys are gay”
Someone says, “I hope it’s Jim, he’s really cute.”
What’s a fun game to play during a gay pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
An LGBT queue.
Ever tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride Month?
Mind you, gotta need to pay extra for LGBT Plus.
Why can’t you iron Pride shirts?
Because it becomes straight.
How come pride gets an entire month of celebration?
Spare a thought for the other 6 deadly sins.
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Why wasn’t the comedian not able tell a ‘hetero’ joke for the last day of pride month?
Couldn’t keep a straight face.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over?
Rainbow road.
Why should you always bring money to LBGT pride parades?
Trans-action fees.
Did you hear about Santa’s appearance at the pride parade last week?
He came through on his SLAYYYYYYYYY!!
Do you know what they call a straight pride parade?
Traffic.
Did you hear about the Pride Parade float that fell over?
Apparently it was top-heavy.
During Pride Month, a transgender man shared his journey of transformation.
He vividly described the feeling of liberation after undergoing his surgery. With a glint of humor in his eyes, he expressed the monumental change he had experienced. In a moment of light-hearted candor, he remarked, “It was like a huge weight off my chest.”
Why do lions stay with their families in June?
Because that’s Pride Month!
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Why The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is a perfect book to read during June?
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
Do you remember the physicist at Pride?
They identified as non-Newtonian gender fluid.
What do you call a group of people waiting at Starbucks during a pride festival?
LGB Tea Queue.
Why everyone who participates in pride month is going to hell?
Not because they are gay but because pride is one of the 7 deadly sins.
An old man is on his way to a coffee shop, and across the street, he sees a gay pride parade. He’s puzzled as to what it is, so he decides to check it out.
He goes up to a 20-something man there and says, “Excuse me, sir, what is this?”
“This is a gay pride parade!”
“Huh,” says the old man, “when I was your age being gay wasn’t something people were proud of. People would hide it or be mocked endlessly.”
“Well,” says the man, “that still does happen, but times are changing. It’s more accepted, and they’ve legalized same-sex marriage!”
“It was illegal?” asks the old man.
“Well, yeah.”
The old man, puzzled, exclaims, “My wife and I have been having the same sex for 35 years!”
What do you get if you plow a truck into a pride parade?
Sainthood.
What do you get when you take a combine harvester to a pride parade?
A Jackson pollock painting.
What do you get when throw a Molotov cocktail into a gay pride parade?
An LGBTQBBQ.
Why don’t cannibals attend pride parades?
Too much trans fat.
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?
“We will, we will rock you!”
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What good thing happened in June 1989
No pride month.
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What do you call a same-sex lion orgy?
Gay Pride.
Do you know we were going to tell more gay jokes for the last day of pride month?
Butt f*ck it.
What do you call a middle eastern pride festival?
An execution.
Before you go, why not add some color to our collection with your own Pride Month jokes? Humor can be a powerful tool to celebrate diversity and inclusivity. Share your best jokes in the comments below – let’s make this Pride Month not only memorable but also full of laughter!
Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.
This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.
Some of these are…..extremely racist or really messed up. Wtf are these jokes about driving a truck or throwing a Molotov into a group of people? I would spit on someone for telling some of these. Wow