Pride Month is a time for celebration, reflection, and yes, a good bit of laughter too. Our selection of Pride Month jokes, full of wit and sparkle, is intended to spread cheer while honoring this vibrant and diverse community. Each joke is a nod to the spirit of inclusivity that Pride Month embodies, aiming to add a dash of humor to the mix of love and equality. After all, laughter is a universal language that connects us all.
So, let’s raise a smile and embrace the vibrant hues of Pride Month with these fun-loving jokes that are as diverse and colorful as the rainbow flag itself.
Best Pride Month Jokes
Why are LGBT people so fashionable during Pride Parade?
Because they spent a lot of time in the closet.
What happened when the electrical store had a big discount on selected manufacturers during Pride month?
There was an LG TV queue.
What do airplane pilots say during Pride Month?
“Gayday! Gayday!”
It’s Pride Month.
In the West, we have Stonewall parades.
In Muslim countries, they have Stone ‘em All parades.
Even Lowe’s seems to be participating in pride month.
Couldn’t find a straight board there today.
Did you hear about the man who completely misunderstood Pride Month?
Anyway, he placed a classified ad to sell 12 lions.
Why should Pride Month be celebrated in September?
As we know, Pride cometh before the Fall.
Why is the pride lasting an entire month?
It’s one month straight so it doesn’t really make sense.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To get to the gay man’s house.
That joke is sh*t.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The Chicken.
Why did the buffalo farmer go to the pride parade?
He had a bison.
What do you call a gay Pride cookout?
An LGBBQ.
Five guys are standing in a circle talking. One guy is on his phone and is reading an article.
He says, “1 out of 5 guys are gay.”
Someone says, “I hope it’s Jim, he’s really cute.”
What’s a fun game to play during a gay pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do you call a group of people waiting to get into a Pride festival?
An LGBT queue.
Ever tried watching LGBT movies to celebrate Pride Month?
Mind you, gotta need to pay extra for LGBT Plus.
Why can’t you iron Pride shirts?
Because it becomes straight.
How come pride gets an entire month of celebration?
Spare a thought for the other 6 deadly sins.
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Why wasn’t the comedian able to tell a ‘hetero’ joke for the last day of Pride Month?
Couldn’t keep a straight face.
What do you call a gay pride parade that was run over?
Rainbow road.
Why should you always bring money to LGBT pride parades?
Trans-action fees.
Did you hear about Santa’s appearance at the pride parade last week?
He came through on his SLAYYYYYYYYY!!
Do you know what they call a straight pride parade?
Traffic.
Did you hear about the Pride Parade float that fell over?
Apparently, it was top-heavy.
During Pride Month, a transgender man shared his journey of transformation.
He vividly described the feeling of liberation after undergoing his surgery. With a glint of humor in his eyes, he expressed the monumental change he had experienced. In a moment of light-hearted candor, he remarked, “It was like a huge weight off my chest.”
What do you call a group of gay people in a wild parade?
A pride.
Do you hear about the all LGBT furry band?
The name Pride Rock.
Why do lions stay with their families in June?
Because that’s Pride Month!
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Why The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe is a perfect book to read during June?
A story of people coming out of the closet is perfect for Pride Month.
Do you remember the physicist at Pride?
They identified as non-Newtonian gender fluid.
What do you call a group of people waiting at Starbucks during a pride festival?
LGB Tea Queue.
Why is everyone who participates in Pride Month going to hell?
Not because they are gay but because pride is one of the 7 deadly sins.
An old man is on his way to a coffee shop, and across the street, he sees a gay pride parade. He’s puzzled as to what it is, so he decides to check it out.
He goes up to a 20-something man there and says, “Excuse me, sir, what is this?”
“This is a gay pride parade!”
“Huh,” says the old man, “when I was your age being gay wasn’t something people were proud of. People would hide it or be mocked endlessly.”
“Well,” says the man, “that still does happen, but times are changing. It’s more accepted, and they’ve legalized same-sex marriage!”
“It was illegal?” asks the old man.
“Well, yeah.”
The old man, puzzled, exclaims, “My wife and I have been having the same sex for 35 years!”
What do you get if you plow a truck into a pride parade?
Sainthood.
What do you get when you take a combine harvester to a pride parade?
A Jackson pollock painting.
What do you get when a Molotov cocktail is thrown into a gay pride parade?
An LGBTQBBQ.
Why don’t cannibals attend pride parades?
Too much trans fat.
Have you heard of the Saudi Arabia gay pride anthem?
“We will, we will rock you!”
Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?
Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
What good thing happened in June 1989?
No Pride Month.
What do you call a gay pride parade?
A campsite.
Did you hear that Lowe’s is celebrating Pride Month?
I couldn’t find a straight board in the whole store.
What do you call a pride parade attacked by an arsonist?
LGBBQ.
I was going to tell a gay joke for the last day of Pride Month.
B*tt f*ck it.
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Seriously? Gay jokes during Pride Month?
Come on guys.
What do you call a same-sex lion orgy?
Gay Pride.
Do you know we were going to tell more gay jokes for the last day of Pride Month?
Butt f*ck it.
What do you call a Middle Eastern pride festival?
An execution.
Now that Pride Month is almost over, we’ve been seeing huge markdowns on rainbow accessories.
Apparently, they’re having a queer-ance sale.
Before you go, why not add some color to our collection with your own Pride Month jokes? Share your best jokes in the comments below.
Today I was turned away from an LGBTQ organized event. To think I thought they were inclusive.
This is the last time I take my pack of lions to a pride parade.
Some of these are…..extremely racist or really messed up. Wtf are these jokes about driving a truck or throwing a Molotov into a group of people? I would spit on someone for telling some of these. Wow
They are jokes, Britt, not d*cks. Don’t take them so hard.
They’re jokes in the same way that you’re smart or original, they’re not.