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61 Best New Year’s Pick-Up Lines for Him And Her

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Amartya Sharma

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New Year’s Eve isn’t just about glittery fireworks and popping champagne; it’s the time when adults get a free pass to flirt outrageously under the guise of festive cheer. It’s the night when the clock strikes twelve, and suddenly, everyone is eyeing each other, thinking, “New year, new me, new boo?” Sure, 2024 resolutions are great, but let’s be honest, some are looking to kickstart the year with a bit of romance—or at least a good laugh. As the countdown begins, so does the game of who can drop the smoothest, cheesiest, and yes, dirtiest New Year pickup lines.

Of course, folks, those cheesy, cringe-inducing, yet strangely irresistible advances disguised as festive greetings are back in business. So, brace yourselves for gems like: “Baby, you’re hotter than a champagne cork at midnight” or “My resolution is to have more fun, and you look like a whole lot of fun.”

Remember, confidence is key, even if your delivery sounds like a rejected Hallmark special. And who knows, maybe your charmingly bad “fireworkin'” line will land you a shot at a real fireworks finale in someone’s private penthouse, not just the crowded rooftop bar. New Year’s Eve might just be the one night where such lines don’t just get you a laugh, but maybe even a midnight kiss.

Cute New Year’s Pick-Up Lines

  1. Can I be your first mistake of the New Year?
  2. There’s a party in my mouth. Wanna c*m?
  3. Dang, are you the new year? cause I feel older when I’m with you.
  4. Is your face times square? Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
  5. Roses are red, New Year party is fun. You are the hotdog, I’ll be your buns!
  6. Girl, are you a firework? Because you make my heart go boom!
  7. Hey boy are you a party horn? Cause I wanna blow you on New Year’s Eve!
  8. Are you the new year? Cause I wanna make you my resolution but after a month completely give up on you.
  9. What’s the point of the 2024 calendar… if they can’t tell me you’re my date?!
  10. Are you going to the New Year party? The one where you reach up my leg and have a ball!
  11. Are you the New Year? Cause I’m feeling fireworks between us.
  12. Is your name 2024? Because I’m feeling a new start with you already.
  13. You know people say, “You’ll do things all year that you did on new year” So can I do you?
  14. Hey girl, do you like onomatopoeia? Because I was thinking we could watch some fireworks BOOM and then we could BANG!
  15. I’m beginning a new chapter in life…And I’d like to start it with the right Paige!
  16. I didn’t think there were any snacks at the New Year party. But you’re a whole char-cute-rie board.
  17. You’re so hot you could be on a 2024 calendar… so how about give me a date?!
  18. What do the New Year’s ball and your pants have in common? They’re both dropping tonight.
  19. I thought 2024 would be all about new beginnings, but I’m still stuck on you.
  20. Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (If they answer no) I know why you aren’t because I already see them in your eyes. (If they answer yes) Well don’t go overboard, I already see them in your eyes.

Recommended: Funny New Year Jokes

  1. I swore off sweets as my New Year’s resolution but I’d gladly eat your cake.
  2. I have a problem with my 2024 calendar. Something’s missing from my calendar. A date with you.
  3. If I were a balloon, would you blow me?
  4. Is there an office New Year party today? Because you brought the cake to work.
  5. Are you the new year? Because I’m going to try really hard at first then give up shortly after having a cheat day.
  6. What’s your New Year’s resolution? I’m looking at mine right now.
  7. Are you a club? Because tonight I want to be in you.
  8. I got some fireworks to set off… if you wanna bang!
  9. Hey girl. Is your name New Year? Because I’m happy with you!
  10. I’m not spending money for fireworks, I’ll just bang you.

Recommended: Funny New Year Memes 

  1. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you this New Year.
  2. I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you!
  3. My New Year’s resolution is to keep 2023 behind me and you beneath me.
  4. Are you my New Year’s resolution? Cause it’s really not happening!
  5. If I got a star for every time you brightened my 2023, I’d have a galaxy by 2024.
  6. Did you hear those fireworks? No? If I wrap my arms around you, I’m sure you’ll hear them too!
  7. Hi, my name is bad things. I heard you’ll do me for this new year.
  8. Are you a balloon? Because I want to put my nozzle in you and pump until you explode.
  9. Is your name January? Because you’re the number one start to my 2024.
  10. Aye, girl I think we’re both firecrackers… we can get lit and go bang!

Recommended: Funny New Year Puns

  1. How would you like me to be the last person you ever talk to(awkward pause) this year?
  2. Tonight I’m buying all your drinks.
  3. Are you a calendar? Because you just added a date to my 2024.
  4. I’m not a fortune teller, but I predict we’ll be laughing all night long.
  5. Can I pop your hymen like the fireworks in the sky?!
  6. Are you a toast? Cause I wanna spread something something all over you!
  7. If your right leg is Christmas and your left leg is New Year’s, can I visit between the holidays?
  8. Do you know what’s more beautiful than time? That hourglass figure of yours!
  9. Let’s make a resolution to end the night with a story worth not telling tomorrow.
  10. Just like a stamp on a postcard. I’d lick you before sending you back home!

Recommended: Dirty New Year Jokes

  1. Girl, are you the 1st January? Because I’m ready to ring in the new year with a midnight celebration that lasts till morning.
  2. It’s 2024, right? Kiss me if I’m wrong!
  3. This year, I’m resolving to be more spontaneous. Starting with asking you out.
  4. They say what happens on New Year’s Eve stays there. Wanna be my little secret?
  5. I’ve got my New Year’s resolution list ready. Mind if I add your number to it?
  6. Can I borrow your midnight kiss? I promise to return it with interest in 2024.
  7. My fortune cookie says I’ll meet someone special tonight. Any chance it’s you?
  8. Let’s make a resolution together: to dance until dawn.
  9. 2024 without you would be like a broken pencil. Totally pointless.
  10. I want you to be the last thing I see in 2023 and the first thing that I see in 2024.
  11. How about I make you the first coffee of 2024 tomorrow morning?

Do you have a pick-up line for New Year 2024? Write down your cheesy phrases in the comment section below!

Amartya Sharma, born in 1997 in Lucknow, India, is a dynamic business consultant by day and a fitness enthusiast by night. His passion for dance not only keeps him active but also inspires his creative side. In his leisure time, Amartya enjoys crafting engaging blogs, especially on the art of pick-up lines, combining humor with practical advice. 

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