In the realm of anthropomorphic companionship, blow-up dolls hold a unique and often hilarious position. You’d be surprised to learn that they aren’t always about the “adult” stuff. In fact, some people have gone as far as using them as carpool lane decoys, turning heads on highways and stirring laughs in an otherwise mundane commute.
This is just a tiny taste of the lighthearted and humorous side of blow-up dolls. As we dive into this blog, we will explore a myriad of Blow-up Doll jokes that have these inflatable partners at their center. Buckle up, because this journey promises to be as amusing as it is inflatable!
Dirty Blow-Up Doll Jokes
How can one’s wife be one in a million?
Or at least that’s the defect rate the sex doll company swears by.
Did you hear that Jorah Mormont bought a realistic sex doll?
It was so realistic that it just wanted to be friends.
What do you call a sex doll with white eyes?
Full.
How do you know when you’re using your sex doll too often?
It develops a runny nose.
What do you call a groot sex doll?
A psuedo-woodo.
Did you hear that Tiger Woods carries two sex dolls with him on a golf course?
Just in case he gets a hole in one.
What do you get if you buy an iron sex doll?
Titanus.
A dad walks in on his son getting frisky with a blow-up doll and says “Hold it! Don’t move!”
“She’s wired to blow.”
What is a better name for an inflatable sex doll?
Wh*re in a drawer.
Why did the man named his blow-up doll ‘traffic?’
So when he is late to work he can say he was stuck in traffic.
Do you know that a blow up doll made out of wood, would be really stupid?
Wooden tit?!
How do you clean a blowup doll?
Turn it Upside down and shake the f*ck out of it.
Why are blow up doll realistic?
It won’t suck one off, can’t cook and it won’t clean the house.
A guy walks into a building.
He walks up to the woman at the front desk.
He says “How much for one of your sex dolls?”
She says “Your money is no good here sir.”
He says, “Why not?”
She says, “Because this is a morgue.”
Have you seen the guy in court charged with having a child sex doll?
He got off with it.
What’s the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin?
Persistence.
Did you hear they’re making an Easter Bunny blow up doll?
F*cking unbelievable.
How can a sex doll have more experience than you?
If you bought her ‘used’.
These three drunk men walk into a brothel.
When the madam notices them fast approaching, she instructs the girls to just throw some blow-up dolls into the apartments and turn off the lights. The boys are so drunk that they won’t be able to tell the difference.
30 minutes later the fellas are back out on the street. The first drunk says, “My girl was passed out. She never made a peep.” The second drunk shouts, “Mine was dead. She never moved a muscle!”
The third drunk leans in and whispers conspiratorially, “Thems was witches.”
“Witches?” The other two day in unison.
The third one said, “Yep! I bit mine on the ass and she farted in my face and flew out the window!”
Why do blow up dolls cost so damn much?
Inflation.
How do you know your girlfriend is a blow up doll?
She takes your breath away!
What’s another name for a blowup doll?
Plastic bag.
Any other name?
Yes, Kim Kardashian.
Did you hear about the man who filled his inflatable girlfriend up with helium?
But now she’s playing hard to get.
A woman walks into a sex shop.
She tells the clerk she wants a sex doll. He says, “First off, do you want a man or a woman?” She replies, “A man.” Then he asks. “Black or white?” She replies, “White.” Finally, he asks, “Christian or Muslim?”
She asks, “What’s the difference?”
He says, “Well the Muslim blows itself up!”
How do you fill a male blow up doll with air?
You in-fellate it.
Why did the man have to return the blow up doll?
Because she turned out to be a lesbian.
Did you hear about the recently ordered sex doll from a Chinese company that specializes in housekeeper fetishes?
She’s Maiden China.
I used to 69 with my blow up doll
But due to inflation now we only 96.
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What is an example of double standards?
!Some girl gets a vibrator and it’s seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when a man ordered his 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6-speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble, and breast nipple discharge, non-drip s*men collection tray, together with optional built-in realistic rape scream sound system, he’s apparently a weirdo!
Why did the man named his sex doll “The Name of the Lord?”
Because blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord.
What do you call a sex doll stuffed with duck feathers?
Down to f*ck.
Do you have another funny Blow-up doll joke? Post your own jokes about Blow-Up Dolls in the comment section below.
Did you know Tiger Woods is always carrying two sex dolls with him?
In case, he gets a hole in one!