30 Funny Banana Split Jokes And Puns for Scoop of Smiles

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The Banana Split is the rockstar of the dessert world, the triple-threat treat that makes ice cream lovers swoon and fruit enthusiasts cheer. It’s the tantalizing trinity of ice cream scoops nestled between the split halves of a banana, often lavishly adorned with whipped cream, a sprinkle of nuts, and a cherry on top, just for good measure. Each bite is a harmonious medley of creamy, crunchy, and fruity.

And let’s not forget August 25, the annual celebrations on National Banana Split Day, when dessert aficionados unite to pay homage to this delectable creation, proving that this sundae isn’t just a dessert, it’s an event!

So, why the a-peel (get it?) for Banana Split jokes? Well, firstly, anything with bananas is inherently funny. They’re the comedians of the fruit bowl, always slipping into humor effortlessly. Secondly, the very name “Banana Split” lends itself to puns and wordplay. I mean, it’s a dessert that sounds like a gymnastic move! Combining the drama of dessert decadence with the silliness of split bananas, it’s like nature and sugar crafted the perfect setup for a punchline.

Best Banana Split Jokes

A guy limped into a Dairy Queen and ordered a banana split.
The attendant began to make it for him and said, “Crushed nuts?”
And the guy said, “No, I just have a bad knee.”

What’s the difference between your parents and a banana?
You didn’t make the banana split.

Where do you learn to make banana splits?
At sundae school.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Banana who?)
Banana split!

Why can’t guys do the splits?
The banana gets in the way. Banana split.

Why did the Banana seek therapy?
He went Bananas after he and his girl split. He just wasn’t peeling himself. He was berry sad.

Why was the pregnant apple so upset?
Because her boyfriend, the banana, split.

A few bananas are planning a heist.
Right before they leap into action, they decide to run through the process again so all bananas know what they’re doing.
Firstly, two bananas will be creating a distraction a distance away from the heist. Then, the rest of the bananas will scatter to confuse the enemy and start the heist.
After going through the process a few more times, the bananas are certain that they know what to do, and thus a couple bananas peel off and the rest of the bananas split.

Wanna see a banana split?
Wait until it turns black and tell it he’s the father.

Why did the banana split?
Because it saw the ice cream!

How do you pronounce “banana split”?

What do you call a banana cut in half?
A banana split.

Would you like to try our new Banana Split dessert?
It has a lot of a-peel.

A man goes into an ice cream store.
The man asks for a sugar cone with a scoop of chocolate.
The counter man says, “I’m sorry sir, but we are out of chocolate.”
“Oh, I see,” says the man. “Well, in that case, I’ll just have a cup of ice cream, no cone.”
“No problem” the counter guy replies “What flavor?”
“Well, it’s a tough decision, but I’d like chocolate.”
“Oh, I’m sorry sir, I wasn’t clear. It wasn’t that we were out of cones, we are out of chocolate. Maybe you’d like to try chocolate chip?”
The man tries six or seven samples and announces he has reached a decision. “I don’t want a cup or a cone, I want a banana split.”
“That’s great,” says the relieved ice cream scooper.
“But instead of pineapple sauce, strawberry, and chocolate sauce, I want hot fudge.”
“As you wish.”
“Also, instead of the usual vanilla, I’d like you to make it with three scoops of chocolate ice cream.”
The employee is visibly perturbed, “Sir, do you see the van in vanilla.”
“Of course.”
“And naturally you see the straw in strawberry.”
“Who wouldn’t?!”
“Then of course you see the f*ck in chocolate.”
“What? That’s not right at all! There’s no f*ck in chocolate!”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to tell you!”

They trained monkeys to do gymnastics. Guess what they gave them as a reward?
Banana splits.

What do you call two divorced bananas?
A banana split.

Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip.
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

What happens when someone steps on two banana peels?
He does a banana split.

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, “Crushed nuts?”
“No,” he replied, “Arthritis.”

What happens when you throw a banana in between two hungry apes?
A banana split.

Did you hear about the robbery at the dessert stand?
The ice cream froze, the fudge melted all over, some nuts were involved, and the cherry on top: The Banana Split!

What do you call flexible ice cream?
Banana splits.

Why are bananas denied bail?
Every judge knows bananas split.

A little boy gets a cowboy outfit for his birthday and goes into the local ice cream shop.
He’s dressed in his chaps, a vest, a cowboy hat, a kerchief, a black mask, and a double set of holsters with two plastic guns. He runs through the doorway of the shop and the woman behind the counter recognizes him immediately as the little boy down the street.
The boy shouts, “Don’t anyone move. This is a stick up.” The woman plays along, “Oh please mister badman, don’t shoot me. Just tell me what you want.” The little boy thinks it over, “I’d like me one of those banana-er splits.”
The woman slides over and starts making it. “Okay, mister badman…just don’t shoot.” While the woman is making the banana split the little boy climbed up on a stool at the counter and was playing with the condiments while he waited for his treat.
The woman was just finishing up the banana split and asked the boy, “Do you want your nuts crushed?”
The boy whips out his guns, “No. Do you want your t*ts shot off?”

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Why couldn’t the whipped cream find the banana at the party?
It split.

Why did the banana have to go to the hair salon?
Because she had split ends.

What happens when you tell a banana a hilarious joke?
They break out into side-splitting laughter!

Why did the banana split?
It saw a monkey coming.

Do you have a funny Banana Split joke? Write down your own Banana Split puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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