Propose Day is the day when love is in the air and Cupid’s arrows are flying, is part of the Valentine’s Week celebration. It’s the perfect opportunity for lovebirds to take their relationship to the next level or for secret admirers to reveal their feelings. On this day, the air is thick with anticipation, as hopeful romantics rehearse their lines, pick the perfect spot, and muster up the courage to ask that life-changing question: “Will you be my Valentine?” But let’s not forget, for every swoon-worthy proposal, there’s a chance of a comical misstep, making Propose Day not just about love but also about laughter.
Speaking of laughter, Propose Day Jokes add a dash of humor to the mix. These jokes are the unsung heroes that save us from getting too lost in the seriousness of love declarations. They remind us that it’s okay to stumble over words, accidentally kneel in a puddle, or even forget your lines in the heat of the moment. After all, love isn’t just about perfection; it’s about sharing a hearty laugh even when things don’t go as planned.
Funny Propose Day Jokes
How did a guy who works at a call center propose to a girl who works at another call center?
He gave her a ring.
On propose Day, a Brahmin guy gets down on his knees
Girl: omg! Omg!
Brahmin lad: Move aside, sister, we have to perform the Bhoomi Pujan.
If you were going to ask someone to marry you, why should you propose in an elevator?
So you could say that you want to take your relationship to the next level
How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?
“Marriage, you wanna?”
What did the rabbit use to propose to his girlfriend?
A 24-carrot ring.
Why did Mr Ohm propose to Mrs Ohm?
He couldn’t resistor.
Did you hear about the guy at the gym who proposed to his girlfriend and she said “no”?
Something just didn’t really workout.
What did Shrek use to propose to Fiona?
An onion ring.
How did Barack propose to Michelle?
He got down on one knee and said, “I don’t want to be obamaself!”
What does Yoda say if he proposes to someone after he smokes weed?
A young man was about to propose marriage to his girlfriend.
Naturally, he was really nervous and couldn’t think of how to pop the question. One day they were sitting on the couch and suddenly he just blurted out, “I think we should get married!”
“Wait,” his girlfriend said, taken aback, “are you serious?”
“I think I am,” he said.
“You’re proposing to me here on the couch?” she asked.
“Yes, I guess I am,” he said.
“That’s not much of a proposal,” the girlfriend said. “I think you can do better.”
“I thought so, too,” the young man said. “But your sister already said no.”
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This man proposed to his ex-wife today.
She said no, she thinks he’s just after his money.
Why didn’t the skeleton propose to his girlfriend?
He didn’t have the guts to do it.
What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?
Yes but we cantaloupe.
How does an old rich man propose to a young beautiful woman?
“Will you bury me?”
How did Charles Darwin propose to his wife?
He said that she was his natural selection.
Three men stand outside a jewelry shop looking at an expensive ring in the display window.
The first man says, “That ring is perfect for Karen. I just wish I could afford it.”
The second man says, “I was planning on proposing to Julie soon. She’d love that ring.”
The third man says, “Okay, I’ll make you both a deal. Whichever one of you gets to the bottom of the street first gets the ring at my expense. Deal?”
The men are thrilled at the offer and both agree. The third man counts down from 3 and they both set off down the street.
The third man then smashes the shop window and grabs the ring.
The shop owner comes out and says, “What the hell happened?!”
The man points to the two men running down the street and says, “The two running down the road just robbed you!”
What’s the best place to propose to a French person?
At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why did it take so long for the construction worker to propose?
He was building up to it.
Yo mama so fat, her boyfriend had to borrow one of Saturn’s rings to propose.
How does an octopus propose?
“I’d like to ask for your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand.”
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Did you hear that the Hallmark Channel has a new horror movie coming out?
The guy doesn’t propose on Christmas Eve.
A woman gets proposals for marriage from two programmers.
A AND B.
She gives them a coding test
A does poorly. B aces it.
But she still chooses A. Why?
She would rather have a man who gives her space rather than keep tabs
How does a Jamaican propose?
“Marry Ju Wanna?”
What did one Panzer say to another when one proposed?
How did one vegan propose to the other?
“Lettuce get married.”
What did the deaf light bulb say when it was proposed?
Steve and Sara met while on a Royal Caribbean singles cruise and Steve fell head over heels for her. And when they discovered they both lived in New York City Steve was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home.
Within a couple of weeks, Steve had taken Sara to the movies, restaurants, concerts, and museums. Steve became convinced that Sara was indeed the one and his true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Steve took Sara to a fine dining experience to Del Frisco’s restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Steve said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I like a little serious thought before our relationship continues to the next stage. So before I get out a box from my jacket and ask you a life-changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, that I am a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Sara took a deep breath and responded, “Steve, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as who you are and I love golf too; but, if we are being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last 4 years, I’ve been a hooker.”
“Oh wow! I see.” Steve replied. He looked down at the table, and was quiet for a minute. Deep in serious thought then he added, “You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
Did you hear about that new wedding proposal game?
It’s very engaging.
How do electrical engineers propose their partners?
“j love you.”
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Yo mamas so fat when your dad proposed, he gave her an onion ring.
How did Shaq propose?
How do you propose to a large group of armed sheriff’s men all at once?
With a ring around the posse and a pocket full of rosies.
A Dubliner proposes to his girlfriend on St. Patrick’s Day and gives her a ring with a synthetic diamond.
“You cheap bum!” she yells. “This isn’t even real.”
“I know,” he says. “But in honour of Saint Patrick, I thought I’d buy you a sham-rock.
What is the real reason women will never be the ones to propose?
As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.
Do you know why a man gets on one knee to propose?
Cause he’s talking to the v*gina not you.
”Will you marry me?” Is a marriage proposal.
”Will, You, Mary, Me” is a foursome proposal.
Ms. Rake turned down Mr. Shovel’s marriage proposal.
She didn’t want to risk her future daughters being hoes.
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