Funny Kiss Day Jokes to Sneak in Between Smooches

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Jessica Amlee

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Kiss Day is that part of the Valentine’s Week lineup when couples worldwide celebrate their love with a smooch, turning public spaces into arenas of affection. It’s the day when the air smells of mint and chapstick sales skyrocket, all in the pursuit of the perfect kiss. Amidst the romance, Kiss Day jokes emerge as the playful underdogs, infusing the day with laughter and light-heartedness.

These jokes are the comic relief in the romance-filled atmosphere, turning earnest moments into ones filled with chuckles. They serve as a fun prelude to a kiss, making both the kiss-shy and the bold laugh alike. From teasing about lipstick marks to jesting about homemade kissing booths, Kiss Day jokes ensure the day is not only about love but also about shared laughter and creating unforgettable, joyful memories.

Best Kiss Day Jokes

90% of men kiss their wives goodbye when they leave the house.
The others kiss the house goodbye when they leave their wives.

Who is the brand ambassador of Kiss Day?
Emraan Hashmi.

What sound do porcupines make on Kiss Day?

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Kiss who?)
Me, silly!

What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire during Valentine’s Week?
It’s a pain in the neck.

Pink lips are the girls’ beauty.
(Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!)
Pink lips are the girls’ beauty.
(Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah!)
Add kissing them is my duty!

Aussies are celebrating Kiss Day.
It’s like a French kiss but down undah.

Yo mama so ugly, yo daddy took her to work with him on Valentine’s Week so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Which flower gives the most kisses on Valentine’s Day?

Why did the wizard seductively kiss his date on Kiss Day a few inches below her jawline?
He was a neck romancer.

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A blessed kiss on the head,
A sweet kiss is on cheeks,
But the hottest kuss on Istri (iron).

How do skeletons celebrate Kiss Day?
Skeletons don’t have lips, they just bone.

A boy was kissing his girlfriend on her sofa on Valentine’s Day.
She said, “Let’s take this upstairs.”
“Ok,” he said. “You grab one end and I’ll grab the other.”

Did you hear that Kiss Day is good for health?
A kiss has enough calcium to make a bone hard.

The diode celebrated Kiss Day with the capacitor.
He couldn’t resistor.

Kermit the Frog spent Kiss Day alongside Miss Piggy.
Under the mistletoad.

Why shouldn’t you celebrate Kiss Day with pigeons?
You’ll get Coo-ties.

What is the only problem with kissing a perfect 10?
How cold the mirror feels against your lips.

A man and his wife are traveling through the United States when they notice a sign telling them that the town they are entering is called Kissimee.
They quickly start arguing about the correct way to pronounce it. “KISS-a-me,” says the husband. “That’s wrong,” says the wife, “The right way to say it is kis-A-me.” “Not necessarily,” says the husband, “It could also be kis-a-ME.”
Their argument continues as they enter town, and decide to stop to buy some lunch. After finding a suitable parking place, they head inside to the front counter to order their food.
The husband decides that this is a good opportunity to be proven right and settle the argument with his wife. “Excuse me,” he says to the waitress at the counter, “My wife and I can’t figure out the right way to pronounce the name of this place. Will you please tell us where we are, and say it slowly so that we get it right?”
“Sure,” says the waitress. “Buuurrrgerrrr Kiiinnnnggg.”

Why Kiss Day is not celebrated on January 1st?
Because it’s only the first date.

With a sexy smile, she said to him, “Kiss me where the sun doesn’t shine.”
So he booked them two tickets for a December holiday in northern Norway.

Little Johnny was once kissed by an electrician’s daughter on Valentine’s Day.
He was shocked.

What happens when Catwoman kisses Batman?
The dark knight rises.

What do you call two French women kissing on Valentine’s Day?
Les biens.

Mr. and Mrs. Keaton notice the young man staying next door always kisses his girlfriend every morning before heading to work.
“Why don’t you do that? At least during Valentine’s Week.” Mrs.Keaton asks her husband.
“Darling, I don’t even know the woman.”

Do you know why you never kiss anyone at a funeral, especially on February 13?
They always have mourning breath.

What do cows do on the Kiss Day?

On Kiss Day, a boy leaned over to steal a kiss from his girl, but she was leaning over to steal a kiss at the same time.
They both made out like bandits.

Never celebrate Kis Day with a runny nose.
You might think it’s funny, but it’s snot.

What happened after Harry Potter kissed a pig?
He got hogwarts.

Which band is Cupid’s favorite?

Did you know that Superman can celebrate Kiss Day with Lois Lane?
But Clark Kent.

What do farmers gift to their wives on Valentine’s Day?
Hogs and kisses!

What happens when you kiss a dragon on Valentine’s Day?
Third-degree burns on your lips.

Why were the paleontologists kissing on Valentine’s Day?
They were carbon dating.

What do you get if you put kisses in a blender?
A Smoochie.

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What did the caveman gift to his wife for Valentine’s Day?
Ugh, and kisses!

Remember it’s okay to celebrate a Kiss Day with a nun.
You just can’t get in the habit.

A kiss can make your day,
But an*l will make your hole weak.

Why shouldn’t you celebrate Kiss Day with a bird?
You get chirpies. But it’s okay because it’s tweetable!

Do you have a funny joke about Kiss Day? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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