Funny Teddy Day Jokes for Your Only Soulmate

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Jessica Amlee

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Teddy Day stands out in the grand parade of love that marches through February with its fluffy, cuddly charm. Falling on the fourth day of Valentine’s Week, this day is dedicated to the exchange of teddy bears, symbolizing warmth, affection, and the cozy embrace of love. Think of it as Valentine’s Day’s huggable sidekick, where instead of roses or chocolates, you’re gifting a squishy companion that doesn’t wilt or melt (unless, of course, you accidentally leave it near the fireplace). It’s the perfect day for those who believe a soft, plush teddy can make hearts flutter just as much as a bouquet of roses, if not more. And let’s be honest, who wouldn’t want a teddy bear as a love envoy? It’s like sending a hug in physical form, and the best part? These teddy bears don’t have an expiration date or calories!

Now, while the teddies are busy delivering hugs and spreading smiles, let’s dive into the lighthearted side of Teddy Day i.e., the jokes. Yes, with the exchange of teddy bears, there’s an unwritten rule that you must share a laugh or two, making the atmosphere even more delightful. These jokes aren’t just about making your loved one giggle; they’re a testament to the fact that laughter is indeed a crucial ingredient in the recipe of love. After all, nothing beats the combination of a teddy bear’s embrace and a belly laugh to make the day unforgettable. So, as the teddies take their positions, prepare for a barrage of puns and jokes that are guaranteed to make this Teddy Day as joyful as it is cuddly.

Best Teddy Day Jokes

On Teddy Day, a boyfriend surprised his girlfriend with the softest, most adorable teddy bear he could find. Thrilled with the thoughtful gift, she couldn’t help but exclaim, “It’s so cute!”
It plushed.

What happens when you gift a Teddy Bear to your loved one?
South Delhi girl: Wow! So cute!
Punjabi girl: Kinna Sona Teddy Hai!
Haryanvi girl: Re Yo Ke Dediya Bhalu Sa!

Why was 8 mad when 7 won her a teddy at a fun fair during Valentine’s Week?
Because 7 1 1 4 9 2 (7 won one for 9 too).

What’s the difference between a beautiful night and a horror night?
A beautiful night is when you hug the teddy bear gifted by your loved one and sleep. Horror night is when your teddy bear hugs you back.

To All Singles.
Happy Tedhi Bear Day!

Why should you never gift your Indian Girlfriend a 5 ft Teddy Bear?
Their mom will have the cotton removed from the teddy and use it to stuff 5 pillows.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Alaska bear.
(Alaska bear who?)
Alaska bear, but he may not know the answer.

Why couldn’t the Teddy bear finish his birthday cake?
Because he was already stuffed.

A constipated man robs a toy store. He steals everything but one teddy bear.
Because he is unable to take a pooh.

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Did you hear about the girl who punched the teddy bear gifted by her boyfriend on Valentine’s Week?
It got the stuffing knocked out of it.

People often ask what I do at the teddy bear factory.
Just stuff.

What is the best pickup line for Teddy Day?
“My teddy bear died. Will you sleep with me?”

An almost blind guy walked into Lover’s Lane to purchase their most see-through item for his wife on Teddy Day. After receiving some help from the store clerk, he bought a lace teddy for $500 and brought it home for his wife to try on. She took it upstairs and realized that it didn’t quite fit.
But, she figured, since it’s supposed to be see-through and since he’s almost blind, she might as well wear nothing at all. So she came downstairs completely naked. “Huh,” said the old man, hugging her. “For the amount I paid, they could’ve at least ironed the damn thing.”

What do they do at the teddy bear factory?

How do bears communicate?
Teddy grahams.

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What do you call an evil stuffed bear?
Teddy Bundy.

People tend to give teddy bears as gifts for Valentine’s Day.
The standard teddy or panda bears seem popular this year. This man got his girlfriend a koala bear because she loves them.
Plus, he doesn’t know a better way to tell her that he has got chlamydia.

What are teddy bear poops called?

Why did the teddy bear turn down a second plate at the picnic?
Because he was already too bear-y full!

How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put him on stilts!

A man meets a cool woman at a bar.
They talk a lot, like each other, and decide to go to her place. When he sees her bedroom, he’s surprised because it’s full of teddy bears. There are tons of small ones on a shelf close to the floor, medium ones on a shelf a bit higher, and huge ones on the top shelf. Even though he thinks it’s strange she has so many teddy bears, he doesn’t say anything. They kiss, things get intense, and they spend the night together.
After an intense night of passion, as they lie together in the afterglow, the man turns over and smiles, “Well, how was it?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”

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Why teddy bears don’t go to the gym?
They don’t wanna get ripped.

This wife kept crying and wouldn’t stop even when her husband handed her a teddy.
She was un-bear-able.

Do you have a funny joke about Teddy Day? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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