40 Funny Rose Day Jokes That Are Better Than Bouquet

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Jessica Amlee

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On Rose Day, the first day of Valentine’s Week, the world seems to be painted in shades of red, pink, and yellow, with roses being the main characters. This day is traditionally for sweethearts to exchange roses, symbolizing love and affection. But let’s not forget the pranksters and jokesters, who find this the perfect opportunity to add a twist of humor to the petal-filled romance. They gear up, not with roses, but with an arsenal of witty one-liners and puns, ready to spread laughter. This is where Rose Day takes an amusing turn, blending the fragrance of roses with the infectious mirth of jokes.

Continuing the tradition, Rose Day Jokes bring a unique flavor to the day. These jokes, as varied and vibrant as the roses themselves, are shared with the same enthusiasm as the flowers. Friends tease each other, couples share a laugh, and even strangers might crack a smile at a well-timed joke. The humor adds a layer of warmth and friendliness to the day, proving that laughter can be just as endearing as a bouquet of roses. In the world of Rose Day, it’s not just about who gets the most roses, but also about who delivers the punchline that gets the most laughs, making the day a perfect blend of love and laughter.

Best Rose Day Jokes

On Rose Day, Chandu accidentally gave his neighbor the election symbol of the political party BJP (lotus). In anger, The neighbor gave the election symbol of Congress (hand) on Chandu ji’s cheek. Now, Chandu’s wife is searching for him with the election symbol of the AAP.
Meanwhile, Chandu has fled with the election symbol of the SP!

What’s the difference between a rose and a BMW?
A rose has pricks on the outside.

What happened when King Rose lost his royalty?
He was de-thorned.

To the ones in the relationship: Happy Rose Day.
To the ones who are single: Happy Roj Jaisa Day.

A farmer in England managed to cross his sheep dog with an English rose.
He’s naming it a collie flower.

Why do women like roses?
Because they are pretty and hurt you.

Roses are Red,
Cacti are Thorny,
When I’m around you,
You make me very… happy!

Someone keeps sending this girl roses with the heads cut off.
She thinks she’s being stalked.

“What rose should I give to someone who is a rose herself?”
That’s how my dear friends, the husband saved the money on Rose Day.

Where do Gardeners sleep on February 7th?
On beds of roses.

What’s a Christian’s favorite flower?
Jesus Rose.

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The husband brought white roses to his wife on Rose Day
Wife: Is this a white rose? Red roses are given on Valentine’s Day, right?
Husband: Now peace is more needed in life than love.

How did the florist win the competition for best occupation?
He rose above the rest.

What is the florist’s favorite rock band?
Guns and Roses.

A woman has two admirers.
One of them is a doctor, and the other is a deaf guy. Every day, the doctor gives the woman a rose. And every day, the deaf guy gives her an apple. One day, the woman says to the deaf guy, “Hey, that doctor gives me a rose every day, and I get the symbolism of that. But why do you give me an apple a day?”
To which the deaf guy responds, “WHAT?”

Did you hear about the sheep who stopped the local priest from selling roses?
Because only ewes can prevent florist friars.

Why did the man give his fiance roses for Valentine’s Week?
Because he loves her a bunch!

Why did the florist go out of business after Rose Day?
Too many problems a rose.

What did the florist say to the customer who tried to negotiate the price of the rose bouquet? “Take it or leaf it bud!”

Two elderly men are talking while their wives prepare supper.
The first man says, “We went to this really amazing restaurant the other day, you have to try it.”
The second replies, “We would love to, what is it called? “
After a long pause the first man, clearly confused, asks, “What is the name of the flower. . .The one with the thorns on it? “
The second replies, “A rose? “
“Yes, thank you,” says the first man as he turns to the kitchen and yells, “Rose! What’s the name of that restaurant we went to the other day?”

What do you get when you cross a tarantula and a rose?
Don’t know but don’t stop to smell it.

What do you call an orphan named Rose?
Self-raising flour.

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Why did the couple go to the garden on Rose Day?
Because they thought that’s where all the ‘budding’ romances were!

What do flowers do at New Year’s?
Make Rose-solutions.

Why was the florist terrified of roses?
Quite honestly, she had no idea where the fear stemmed from.

A washed-up actor hasn’t gotten a job in years.
Now, he has lost his ability to remember lines. But after looking for work for a very long time, finally he gets the lead role in a Broadway musical.
When he arrives at the theater the director tells him, “You have the most important part, but you only have one line. You walk onto the stage with a rose; bring it close to your nose with your thumb, index, and middle fingers; and sniff it deeply. Then you will say, ‘Oh, the smell of my lover.'”
When it comes time for him to say his line he walks onto stage and says, “Oh, the smell of my lover.” With this, the crowd begins to laugh hysterically and the director explodes with anger.
The actor runs off stage and asks, “Did I forget my lines?”
The director replies, “No! You forgot the flower.”

Where does a rose sleep?
In a flower bed!

Why is it preferable to smell roses and lemons over a pile of poop?
It’s just plain common scents.

On Rose Day, Chintu romantically lifted his wife’s veil and said, “I can see the entire city in your eyes.”
His wife replied, “Really? Is my boyfriend standing at the next Chauraha?”

Why did the man give his girlfriend a rose on a stem with no thorns?
Because he wanted to show their love had no ‘prickly’ situations!

Why do roses drive so quickly?
They put the petal to the metal.

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Why did the boyfriend save his rose in the freezer for Rose Day?
He wanted to make sure his love was ‘cool’ and ‘fresh’!

“The Easter flower should be a Rose.”
“Why Dad?”
“Cause Jesus a-rose from the dead!”

What is a spreadsheet’s favorite flower?

Daughter: Mom, I need to go to college early today.
Mother: Why? You seem to be very interested in college these days.
Daughter: Well, it’s Rose Day today, so the boys will be giving out roses.
Mother: Then make sure to bring all the roses home.
Daughter: Why, Mom?
Mother: We’ll make ‘Gulkand’ (rose petal jam) in the evening.

Which famous pro baseball player smelled the best?
Pete Rose.

A guy rings his new girlfriend’s doorbell on Rose Day.
She sees him holding a beautiful bouquet of roses and drags him in.
She lies on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off, and says, “This is for the flowers!”
“Don’t be silly,” says her boyfriend, “you must have a vase somewhere!”

How do roses reproduce?
They thornicate.

What’s better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.

What did the Rose say to the Bee?
“I’m so thorny, cum pollinate me.”

Do you have a funny joke about Rose Day? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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