40 Best Chocolate Day Jokes to Sweeten Your Laughs

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Jessica Amlee

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During Valentine’s Week, Chocolate Day is the sweet highlight, nestled between Rose Day and Teddy Day. It’s when friends and lovers exchange chocolates, turning into part-time chocolatiers. The air smells like chocolate, and excitement builds for the Chocolate Day jokes that are about to sprinkle humor into the love-filled week.

Chocolate Day jokes are like marshmallows in hot chocolate, unexpected but delightful. They range from playful puns about chocolate’s ‘sweet’ life to jokes about secret chocolate stashes. As essential as exchanging chocolates, these jokes bring laughter to the week, reminding everyone that love, like chocolate, should be fun and full of joyful surprises.

Funny Chocolate Day Jokes

This man’s wife gifted him Chocolates on Chocolate Day & Roses on Rose Day.
He seriously has high expectations for Women’s Day.

What kind of chocolate do you get a snake for Chocolate Day?
Hershey’s Hiss.

What do astronauts have on Chocolate Day?
A marsbar!

Valentine’s Day is approaching. What y’all getting?
Single friend, “Half off chocolate on February 15th.”

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Candy boy.
Candy boy who?
Candy boy have another piece of chocolate?!

They published an article on February 9th.
The article indicated that for every piece of chocolate one eats your life is reduced by 2 minutes. This means I have been dead since 1875.

What type of Valentine’s candy is always late?

What did the female goat ask the male goat on Chocolate Day?
A candy baaaaa!

Did you hear about the kid who got over his addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts?
This Chocolate Day, he explained, “It was a Rocky Road.”

What did one muffin say to another muffin on Chocolate Day?
“I would be muffin without you!”

What did the math teacher have for dessert on Chocolate Day?
A slice of Chocolate Pi.

Yo mama so fat when they showed people celebrating Chocolate Day, she ate the TV.

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A little boy and a little girl were on a bus on Chocolate Day, both happily munching on chocolates. The boy took one, then another, and then another…
A man sitting next to them said, “Do you know that eating too much chocolate can damage your teeth?”
The boy looked up and replied, “My grandfather lived for 105 years.”
Curious, the man asked, “Was it because he ate a lot of chocolate?”
The boy smiled and said, “No, it’s because he always knew when to mind his own business.”

The chocolate bars have started using gender pronouns starting this Valentine’s Week.

Life is like a Chocolate Day.
It doesn’t last as long for fat people.

A drug lord launched a new chocolate brand during Valentine’s Week.

How do you turn white chocolate into dark chocolate?
You turn off the lights.

What do you do when you wanna keep your chocolate spread a secret from a girl?
You do Nutella.

Once, two boyfriends, a Doctor and an Engineer, entered a chocolate store, looking for chocolates for their girlfriends on Chocolate Day.
As they browsed, the Doctor sneakily stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, he boasted to the Engineer, “Man! I’m the best thief ever. I stole 3 chocolates, and no one saw me. You can’t beat that.”
The Engineer replied, “You want to see something better? Let’s go back to the shop, and I’ll show you real stealing.”
So, they returned to the counter, and the Engineer said to the shopboy, “Do you want to see some magic?”
The shopboy replied eagerly, “Yes!”
The Engineer asked for one chocolate bar. The shopboy gave it to him, and he ate it. He then asked for a second and ate that as well. Finally, he asked for a third and finished that one too.
The puzzled shopboy asked, “But where’s the magic?”
The Engineer smiled and said, “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find them!”

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They just discovered an Egyptian tomb filled with chocolate and hazelnut on Chocolate Day.
They believe it is the tomb of Pharaoh Rocher.

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.

Two wafers fell into a vat of chocolate. The first one pulled the second one out.
The second one said, “Thanks, you’re a lifesaver!” The first one responded, “Actually I’m a KitKat.”

Have you heard about the chocolate record player?
It sounds pretty sweet.

What snack did Lightning McQueen’s gift Sally Carrera on Chocolate Day?

A high-school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader. One day, one of her students received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of Valentine’s season, he sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription: “BE MINE.”
The following day, he received in return a valentine from the teacher. It read: “Thank you, but it’s still BE MINE-US.”

How does Darth Vader like his chocolate?
On the dark side.

This Chocolate Day, sailors have launched a vegan chocolate.
It is called Pirates of the carob bean.

Why did the donut go to the dentist on February 9th?
To get a chocolate filling.

Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory has been closing early a lot lately.
Maybe they’re short staffed.

One day, on Chocolate Day, John excitedly decided to visit a renowned chocolate factory to find chocolates for his girlfriend. As he wandered through the maze of chocolate-making machinery, he found himself accidentally tumbling into a massive tank filled with chocolate syrup. Panicking and covered in chocolate, he shouted, “Fire! Fire!”
A concerned bystander quickly came to his rescue. After helping him out, the bystander asked, “Why on earth did you scream ‘Fire! Fire!’ when you were in a vat of chocolate?”
John, catching his breath, retorted, “Well, would you have rushed over if I had yelled ‘Chocolate! Chocolate!’ instead?”

What do you call Chewbacca with chocolate stuck in his fur?
Chocolate chip wookie.

What do you call a fat kid who likes chocolate milk?
An OvalTeen.

Why did the cow didn’t produce any chocolate milk a day after Chocolate Day?
Because he was moo-day.

Why did the hot cocoa go to the police on Chocolate Day?
Cos it got mugged

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What’s an owl’s favorite beverage?
Hoot chocolate.

This year for Valentine’s Day, this man got his girl a box of chocolates and a dldo. If she doesn’t like the chocolates, she can go fck herself.

Suzie is complaining to her friend Jennifer how much she hates Valentine’s Day, “My husband stops by a convenience store, picks up a cheap box of chocolates and a dozen roses on his way home from work, and then I gotta lay on the bed with my feet up in the air like a wh*re!”
Jennifer responds, “Well, have you thought about getting a vase?”

Why did they invent white chocolate?
So people of color could get messy too.

Do you have a funny joke about Chocolate Day? Write down the puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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