50 Grinch Jokes And Puns That Are More Likeable

Grinch Jokes on Christmas
Best Grinch Jokes

One green fella with a burning hate for Christmas is just about ready to do anything to ruin it for everyone else and that’s why today on Humornama, we have compiled the funniest grinch jokes for you. Dr. Seuss’s children’s book How the Grinch Stole Christmas (1947) inspired the name The Grinch.

The entire premise of the story is that the Grinch despises the Whos of Whoville. He lives on a mountain overlooking the town, and every Christmas he has to listen to them sing about how much they love Christmas. Today, it is about jokes.

Funny Grinch Jokes

Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?
Because there’s always Whos there!

Yo mama is so poor, The Grinch didn’t rob her.

Did you hear Magnum is coming out with a special edition Grinch condom?
It’s for 39 and a half foot poles.

Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?
Because of the Santa clause.

Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?
He has a green thumb.

How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?
Max speed.

Why did the elf look so mad?
He had a resting Grinch face.

Why did the Grinch go to the bottle store?
To find some Christmas spirit.

What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?
Who-Tang Clan.

Did you hear what the Rabbi said about The Grinch?
He was just happy he didn’t steal their Jewvilations.

How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?
He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

Yo mama so ugly, not even the Grinch wanted to steal her Christmas.

Why was Grinch afraid of Santa?
Because he was claustrophobic.

Why did Grinch steal any vegetables from Whoville?
Because no one will carrot all if they were gone.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Canoe Who?)
Canoe named the mean, green character who stole Christmas.

Yo mama so ugly, they thought the Grinch was coming early.

What is the Grinch’s favorite board game?

How did the Grinch go home from the Christmas party?
He took an Who-ber.

Where did the Grinch keep all his money?
In the snowbank.

Yo mama so ugly, she replaced Jim Carrey when The Grinch movie got a remake!

Why didn’t the Grinch steal any utensils?
He thought it wasn’t worth the whisk.

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What is the Grinch’s favorite musical group?
The Who.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
That’s right, the who’s are here!

What did the Grinch say to the baker?
“Give all your dough.”

How fast did the Grinch’s sleigh go?
Max Speed.

Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?
Because it makes him green with envy!

What does the Grinch eat for dessert?
Heist cream!

What’s the Grinch’s favorite song?

Yo mama so fat, she became the Grinch of trick or treat.

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Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(June who?)
June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas.

Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?
Because he needs to get up on time!

Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?

Why did the Grinch want to go down the chimney?
Because it sooted him.

What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?

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Yo mama is so easy, The Grinch has a book about how she stole his virginity.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Heather who?)
Heather grinch stole Christmas.

What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?
He stole the show.

Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?
You can only get down from a goose.

Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?
They thought he was a giant avocado.

What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?
Green Eggs and Ham!

What one thing became more clear as you got older?
Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog.

Yo mama so fat, when The Grinch raided her fridge, he took all day.

What would the Grinch call a prostitute?
A Whoore.

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Why did the grinch cross the road?
He has too much longer leg.

Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?
To help get rid of the Santa Clauses.

Yo mama so ugly, when the Grinch stole Christmas, he skipped her house.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Noah who?)
Noah anymore good Grinch jokes?

Put your own Grinch puns and one-liners in the comments section!

What do you think?

Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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