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50 Funny Spaghetti Jokes & Puns That Are Pastastic

Funny Spaghetti Jokes And Puns on Pasta
Funny Spaghetti Jokes And Puns

Spaghetti is a type of pasta that is made from wheat flour and water. Associated with Italian cuisine, it is a long, thin, cylindrical shape and is usually cooked by boiling. It is a staple food in many parts of the world and is often served with sauce and other ingredients such as vegetables, meats, or cheese. 

Spaghetti’s popularity has spawned numerous jokes. Some people might find it amusing to playfully mock the fact that spaghetti is often associated with low-cost or simple meals, or they might make jokes about the messiness of eating spaghetti or the difficulty of twirling it on a fork.

Best Spaghetti Jokes

Did you hear about the woman who bet her husband $15 that he couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti?
You should have seen the look on her face as he drove pasta.


Where do spaghetti and sauce go dancing?
The meat ball.


Do you know what they say about cold spaghetti?
“Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.”


What’s a spaghetti noodles favorite movie?
Mission ImPASTAble.


Did you hear about the woman who made gluten-free, carb-free, salt-free spaghetti last night?
It was not real food, it was an impasta.


Why was the spaghetti sad?
Because his wife pasta way.


A North American Elk walks into a pizzeria and sits at an empty table while he waits for the waiter. The waiter hands him a menu and the Elk ponders for a bit. He’s not really in the mood for pizza, so he narrows it down to pasta. The Elk is finally ready to order, so he calls for the waiter. The waiter asks him what he wants, and the Elk hesitates for a second.
“Locomotive.”
The waiter is puzzled. “What?”
“Land Rover.”
“Sir, that’s not on the menu.”
“Lake Michigan.”
The waiter is unsure what to say. Frustrated, the Elk brings his leg up on the table to point out what he wants on the menu.
“This is what I want.”
“Sir, you don’t have any fingers… I can’t tell what you’re pointing at.”
“Just give me the damn spaghetti.”


What’s an Italian Chef’s favorite type of movie
A Spaghetti Western.


What did the spaghetti say when it fell off the table?
“Pasta la vista.”


Did you hear about the kid who just ate a whole tin of alphabeti spaghetti and now has diarrhea?
He’s has some bad vowel movements.


What do you call spaghetti that sleeps around?
A pastatute.


Did you hear about the terrorists who have been planting bombs in Alphabetti Spaghetti?
Experts say that if detonated, it could spell disaster.


What do you call phony spaghetti?
Impasta.


What’s so great about the ouija board made using alphabeti spaghetti?
It’s great for contacting people who’ve pasta way.


A man had an affair with an Italian woman for several years. She told him one night that she was pregnant. Not wanting to jeopardize his image or marriage, he offered her a substantial quantity of money in exchange for her going to Italy to have the child quietly. He would pay child support until the child reached the age of 18 if she stayed in Italy to raise the child.
She agreed, but she wondered how he’d know when the baby was delivered. To keep it discreet, he instructed her to send him a postcard with the word ‘Spaghetti’ written on the back. He would then make the necessary arrangements for the child support payments to commence.
He returned home to his perplexed wife roughly 9 months later. “Honey, you got a pretty unusual postcard today,” she added.
“Are you sure? Let me see…” he said. Her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted as his wife handed it to him. On the card was written: ‘Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.’


What kind of pasta is made from horses?
Spaghetti bowl o’ neighs.


A man was eating at an Italian restaurant and the waiter brings his spaghetti.
The waiter asks, “Would you like some cheese with your meal?”
The man replies, “Yes, please. That would be grate.”


Did you remember the couple who was made by the waiter to eat their spaghetti with a spoon?
They complained to the owner, but even she didn’t give a fork.


What do you call it when you leave the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
That’s called A-pasta-cy.


There’s no way anyone can make spaghetti better than my Mom.
It’s in pasta bowl.


What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.


What happens when you eat too many spaghetti-o’s?
You have a vowel movement.


Do cannibals eat spaghetti with their fingers?
No. They eat the fingers separately.


What’s the difference between regular spaghetti and cauliflower spaghetti?
Cauliflower spaghetti is an impasta.


A Macaroni, a Penne, and Spaghetti were drinking wine in a bar one evening. They saw a noodle sitting by themselves and discussed inviting him to join them.
They all agreed he looked Cannelloni.


Did you know you can light a candle with a piece of dry spaghetti?
That’s using your noodle!


What’s a toe’s favorite food?
Spaghetti and FEETballs.


What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!


What did the man say when his spaghetti was dry?
“Pasta sauce.”


How can you tell if your spaghetti is pasta used by date?
Just have a look in the colander.


What is murder through spaghetti?
Asauceination.


What are Pastafarian churches called?
A spaghetti meet.


What do you call a snake with amnesia?
A forghetti spaghetti.


At a restaurant, a couple was getting impatient waiting for their food.
The man caught the waiter’s attention as he rushed by., he asked, “How long will my spaghetti be?”
The waiter said, “I don’t know. We never measure it.”


What’s an expensive spaghetti sauce?
Wagyu.


What’s the difference between my ex and a bowl of spaghetti?
Spaghetti wiggles when you eat it.


What’s the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.


Why don’t Italians have BBQs?
The spaghetti falls through the grill.


A panda walks into a restaurant and orders some pasta. The server is taken aback, but he nonetheless serves his order.
While reading a dictionary, the panda eats the spaghetti leisurely. He then pulls out a gun, shoots the waiter, and flees the restaurant.
The manager is taken aback by the turn of events and goes to investigate what the panda has left behind. He notices an open page in the dictionary and finds the definition of ‘panda’ as follows:
“A large bear-like mammal with characteristic black-and-white markings, native to certain mountain forests in China. Eats shoots and leaves.”


How do you put spaghetti to sleep?
You cover it in peanut butter until it dies.


What did Bob Marley say when he found hair in his spaghetti?
Dreadlock pasta!


How do you make a spaghetti western?
Put KFC into your Bolognese.


What did Obi-Wan-Kenobi say after he saw Luke Skywalker eating spaghetti with his hands?
“Use the fork, Luke!”


What do you call a Jamaican who doesn’t believe in being close to spaghetti?
A pasta-far-ian.


Two men survived a plane crash in the desert.
They had drinking water but no food. After a few days of roaming in the desert, they came across the wreckage of another jet that had crashed a few days before, killing the pilot. So one of the men says to the other, “Let’s open the dead pilot’s stomach; maybe what he ate is still there.” The other agrees, and they open the pilot’s stomach to find spaghetti inside. The second man begins to eat hungrily, while the first man gently refuses. “You said you’d open his guts, and now you’re refusing?” the second man demands. “No, thank you; I’m not in the mood, “ the first man speaks up.
So they keep going, and after a few hours, the bad spaghetti in the dead pilot’s stomach becomes difficult to digest, causing the guy who ate it to puke. The second guy begins to eat the vomited pasta. “What are you doing?” the guy who vomited the pasta asked.
And the man replies, “I like my spaghetti warm.”


What do women and spaghetti have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.


What do you call an Italian strip club?
Spaghetti-hoes.


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