25 Dirty Father’s Day Jokes And Puns for Adults

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Jessica Amlee


Father’s Day is a special occasion dedicated to celebrating the unique bond between fathers and their children, and to honor the love, wisdom, and strength dads bring into our lives. For wives, it’s an opportunity to appreciate their partners not just as the father of their children, but also as the man they fell in love with.

Amid the heartfelt messages and gifts, humor often finds a place in the Father’s Day celebration, particularly in the form of adult jokes. These dirty Father’s Day jokes add a dash of naughtiness to the mix, bringing out the playful side of the man of the hour. Remember, while these naughty puns can add a fun twist to Father’s Day celebrations, it’s essential to keep the humor in good taste and not share them with an inappropriate audience, ensuring it brings more laughter and love to the special day.

Adult Father’s Day Jokes

Did you hear about a son who used to buy his dad a necktie on Father’s Day?
But now he buys him an Asi*n hooker. It’s better to buy a Thai that he’ll actually use.

When do we celebrate motherf*ckers?
Father’s Day.

For any women thinking about Father’s Day presents, most men appreciate things done by hand
or mouth.

How does Kylo Ren celebrate Father’s Day?

Why does Batman’s Calender only have 363 days?
Because there is no Mother’s or Father’s Day.

If Mother’s Day is for mothers, Father’s Day is for fathers, and Valentine’s Day is for lovers, what holiday is for single men?
Palm Sunday.

What’s the best part about having two dads?
Not having to celebrate Mother’s Day.
What’s the worst part?
Hearing them celebrate Father’s Day.

What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?
Father’s Day.

What’s the least stolen item among all the looting and rioting?
Father’s Day cards.

Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year instead of 365?
Isn’t it obvious, Father’s and Mother’s Day don’t count.

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In case you wondered, Father’s Day is to thank Dad for nailing your mother.
Mother’s Day is to thank Mom for not swallowing you.

Happy Father’s Day!
Even if you only think you’re the father.

Who started Father’s Day?
Certainly not a bl*ck guy.

Happy Father’s Day to someone who’s been completely replaced in his marriage by Fifty Shades of Grey.

Why should we get rid of Father’s Day?
It’s racist. It’s a whites-only holiday!

A 5-year-old kid was reading the story of a king.
Son: Mom, I also want 3 wives, one will cook, one will sing, one will bathe me.
Mom: And which one will put you to sleep?
Son: No Mom, I will still sleep with you.
His words made the mother’s eyes fill up with tears.
Mom: God bless you son but who will sleep with your 3 wives?
Son: Let them sleep with Daddy.
Soon, Father’s eyes filled up with tears too.
Father: God bless you, son!

How did Durex wish its customers on Father’s Day?
“Happy Father’s Day to everyone who used our competitors’ products.”

What’s the most deserted place on Father’s Day?
The visitation ward.

What holiday did the Grinch steal from the ghetto?
Father’s Day.

Why do bl*ck calendars only have 364 days?
They don’t celebrate Father’s Day.

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Father’s Day, at school, and all the students are supposed to make cards by drawing a picture of their father at work.
The teacher asks, “Logan, what does your father do?”
“My dad’s a cop. I’m gonna draw him catching a bad guy.”
Then the teacher asks, “Briei, what does your father do?”
Briei says, “My dad’s a writer. I’m going to draw him with his new book.”
The teacher gets to Jake. “And what does your father do, Jake?”
Jake says, “My dad’s dead.”
“Oh my,” the Teacher says, “What did your father do before he died?”
“He turned blue and sh*t on the floor.”

What’s the only advantage of being bl*ck?
You never have to worry about Father’s Day.

Why is it called Father’s Day?
Because Mother F*cker’s Day was a bit much.

Do you have a dirty Father’s Day joke? Write down your own adult Father’s Day puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

5 thoughts on “25 Dirty Father’s Day Jokes And Puns for Adults”

    • Sadly, I feel inclined to agree as I shuddered and cringed reading each racist one 😞 ‘…Father, Forgive them, for they know not what they do…’

      As for those who are offended — I personally apologize on behalf of those who may remain enslaved by their lack of knowledge and wisdom along with a limited and immature understanding that we’ve ALL been Created from the SAME substance of LOVE, by a Colorful Creator Who chose to display His variety of colors through each of His Children as a Gift to this world and to each other…we will all return as the same Perfect Creation in which we were formed…

    • P.S. it’s beneficial when we can each practice to quickly recognize those things we unrightly judge/condemn in others, that we can make it right within ourselves. Otherwise we may become those things we despise or be given a personal experience to gain better understanding to Love and accept those whom we previously immaturely rejected 😕 And based on growing information, I would go so far as to suggest that when we disregard opportunities for our hearts to return to its original perfection— then Grace will allow us another go at it…and next time you may be born the color you dislike most ☺️

  1. Yeah I love a good joke but most of them were aimed at running down what kind of fathers black men are and that’s just not cool.They weren’t even dirty jokes just outright racist and you peppered the whole dang blog with them. I am a white female in the south if this bothers someone like me maybe you should consider changing it or removing it. I won’t be reading anymore of Ms.Amlees stuff. The jokes weren’t even funny the way.

  2. For the ones whining over joke, here is a fact for you:

    As of 2021 data, 64% of “Black or African American” children lived in absence of their biological fathers. Hispanic children 42%, white children 24% and Asian children 16%.

    Now cry!


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