Labor Day weekend can be bittersweet. On the one hand, you get a long weekend to spend with family and friends, perhaps at the beach or at a barbecue. Labor Day weekend, on the other hand, is the unofficial end of summer. The school will soon be back in session for the children, work will ramp up for the remaining months of the year, and the weather will begin to cool. Because this is the year’s “last” weekend, it’s critical to make the most of it.
What better way to commemorate the occasion than with some Labor Day jokes to share on social media? Of course, a much better way to celebrate would be to throw a huge party and grill a delicious meal. We know it’s not one of the major holidays, but that doesn’t mean we can’t have some silly fun.
Funny Labor Day Jokes
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Don’t cry! The list has the funniest Labor Day jokes.
What is Labor Day?
A celebration that the pressure to lose weight for the summer is finally over.
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
They are key workers.
Why are zombies free labor?
They don’t need a living wage.
What do nuclear plants serve their workers for the Labor Day party?
Why did ancient Egyptians have a hard time recruiting laborers?
It was a pyramid scheme.
What do you call a sick co-worker?
What do you call a snake that works for the Government?
A Civil Serpent.
How did a calendar factory worker get fired?
He took a day off on Labor Day.
Why do managers never go bowling with their employees?
Because they are afraid of them striking.
What is the day when most Babies are born?
Well, it’s Labor Day.
What is Hercules’ favorite holiday?
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Five surgeons are debating which profession makes the best patients at the operating table on Labor Day.
“I like to see accountants on my operating table because everything inside is numbered,” says the first surgeon.
The second person replies, “Yes, but you should look into electricians! Inside, everything is colour coded.”
“No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order,” says the third surgeon.
“You know, I like construction workers…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would,” says the fourth surgeon.
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he declares, “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Raise the roof.
How do you know people who write instructions for places like IKEA must be in good shape?
All that manual labor.
Why was the tunnel worker unhappy on Labor Day?
Because he was working with a boring machine.
Happy Labor Day to all the moms out there. We appreciate everything you went through!
What did the construction worker and pregnant lady have in common?
They were both in labor.
When is Labor Day?
About 9 months after Father’s Day.
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What do you call a hobbit throwing a Labor Day party?
It’s just a little get-together.
A boss buys his employee a bottle of liquor to celebrate Labor Day.
The employee goes, “I haven’t bought alcohol in 15 years. I’m 15 years free.”
The boss replies, “I’m so sorry mate. I didn’t mean to break your sobriety!”
The employee responds, “Sobriety? No, I just have been stealing alcohol for 15 years and drinking it for free.”
Did you hear the one about Labor Day?
It works for me.
What is a pregnant woman’s favorite holiday?
What did children use to celebrate on their date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place?
Why did the stand-up comedian’s joke on Labor Day didn’t work out?
Guess it was because he was preoccupied.
Why was the Pepsi employee arrested?
Because he was selling Coke at the Labor Day parade.
What should Apple gift their employees on Labor Day?
Windows since they work in the dark.
How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?
Ask them to pronounce “unionized”.
What does an electrician have for Labor Day breakfast?
Why was the scarecrow awarded the best employee on International Workers’ Day?
He was out-standing in his field.
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What did the carpenter say after his boss’s Labor Day speech?
Why did the technician sing at the Labor Day gathering?
Whom did the electrician union invite on Labor Day weekend event?
Which engineers were the most decent fellows at the Labor Day BBQ?
Of course, civil engineers.
Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labour Day.
Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’
What do lawyers wear to work on Labor Day?
Why did the lonely man work on International Workers’ Day?
He loved the company.
Why did the tiler want to work on Labor Day?
Fear of missing grout.
What is the special thing about men who become dads on Labor Day?
They are good at cracking dad jokes.
Why did the lawnmower stop working on Labor Day?
It was tired of getting pushed around.
Why do the employees get sick on Labor Day Weekend?
Weakened immune system.
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How do alcoholics spend their Labor Day weekend?
By putting their liver to work.
Why do people who get off on Labor Day love it?
“What other day do you get to celebrate work without actually doing it?!”
What should you not think about on Labor Day?
That the next holiday is Thanksgiving.
Why was the ghost so tired?
He worked the graveyard shift.
Daughter: Is Aunty Milie expecting a child today?
Mother: How come you thought she was about to give birth?
Daughter: Because you said it was Labor Day today!
What did the guests say when two workers decided to marry a day after Labor Day?
“Their union was beautiful.”
Why wasn’t Jason wearing his hockey mask for Halloween?
Because after Labor Day, you don’t wear white.
A boss forced his employee to work on Labor Day. He came in halfway through the day to check on him and caught him drinking a beer.
“You can’t drink while you’re working,” he told the employee.
The employee said, “Oh, don’t worry – I’m not working.”
Most people enjoy a day off on Labor Day except for fire…
Fire works on the Labor Day.
Why should Labor Day be declared Independence Day?
Because your child will be going back to school the next day.
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Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired on the 1st day of school?
She lost control of her pupils.
Why did the baker stop making donuts on Labor Day?
He was fed up with the hole business.
Why did the bees go on strike before Labor Day?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers.
Why didn’t the government address the concerns of local workers who worked in caves on Labor Day?
They regarded them as miner issues.
What is the best way to celebrate Labor Day?
By filing for unemployment.
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