40 Funny Slavery Jokes That Are Absolutely Free To Read

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Jessica Amlee


Slavery refers to the system in which individuals are owned by others, who control where they live and at what they work. Historically, slavery has been practiced in many cultures worldwide, but is most notorious for its role in the pre-Civil War United States and ancient civilizations like Rome and Egypt. The transatlantic slave trade marks one of the darkest chapters in human history, forcibly displacing millions of Africans to the Americas. The abolitionist movements of the 18th and 19th centuries led to the prohibition of this inhumane practice in most parts of the world. Today, slavery is universally condemned, although forms of modern slavery, such as human trafficking, still exist and are the subject of international efforts to eradicate them.

From the previous centuries to this modern era, few things have changed but slavery is not one of them. In the corporate world, coffee is more than a beverage; it’s a survival potion. Meetings are the new ‘marathons,’ where endurance is tested by the number of PowerPoint slides one can handle without dozing off. ‘Casual Friday’ is the weekly mirage of freedom, where jeans become a symbol of rebellion against the corporate dress code. And ‘working remotely’ often translates to mastering the art of appearing engaged while actually enjoying a sunny day from the comfort of one’s balcony. In this world, slavery humor becomes a vital escape, a shared language of camaraderie among colleagues navigating the maze of modern business life.

Best Slavery Jokes

Did you know that an unpaid internship is nothing like actual slavery?
Slaves are given food and housing.

Alot of our readers say that slavery jokes aren’t very funny.
They give them 3 out of 5.

Why do we hit things when they don’t work?
Because it worked with slavery.

What’s the other name for the ugly word Slavery?
Most prefer the term lifetime unpaid internship.

Roses are red,
Potato chips are savory,
The United States prison system has legalized slavery.

What’s the difference between a cow and slavery?
You can’t milk a cow for 200 years.

What would Jeff Bezos’ currency be called?

Did you know the runtime of the new slavery movie is about 60 minutes long?
It’s only 3/5 of a feature film.

What do you call it when old people are forced into slavery?
Indentured servitude.

Why did the slave go to college?
To pick up his master’s degree.

Did you hear about the sale at the Mexican slave market?
It was buy one, get Juan free!

A man rushes home late from work, slams the door open, and plops himself down on the sofa. He turns on the TV and looks at his wife, “Quick,” he says. “Get me a beer and some food before it starts!”
The wife gets up slowly looking startled but slightly excited. She wanders into the kitchen and comes back quickly with a beer and some food for her husband.
The man gulps down the beer and looks back to his wife, “Quick!” He says, “Get me another beer before it starts!” The man goes back to flicking channels and stuffing food in his mouth.
The wife stands up, obviously angry at her husband. And turn the TV off.
“Now you look here! You come home late, don’t even say hello, don’t explain why you were late either! I bet you were with that harlot from work again, weren’t you? You said it was over, how could you do this to me? I cook for you, clean for you, and all you do is treat me like a slave! My mother was right about you! I even….
The man lays back on the couch, his eyes glaze over and he zones out. “Damn,” he mutters to himself, “It’s started.”

“We Do Not Have A Child Slave Colony On Mars.”
They are free to leave the dome whenever they wish.

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he’s bored?
He racism.

Yo mama so white, old, and racist, she keeps asking you to track down her runaway slaves.

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What did the slave owners use to purchase their slaves?
A MasterCard.

An African-American, a Mexican-American, a Jewish-American, and a white man are walking along the beach in Florida.
One of them stumbles over a lamp and as he picks it up, a genie appears. The genie thanks them for freeing him from the lamp and offers each a wish. The African-American says, “My native land has suffered from all the people stolen away by slavery. I wish all my people to be returned to Africa to start a new age of African success.” As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Mexican-American is inspired and says, “My native land has suffered from all the people run out by the cartels and corruption. I wish all my people to be returned to Mexico to start a new age of Mexican success.” As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone. The Jewish American feels the same way and says, “My native land has had my people chased out for thousands of years. I wish for all my people to be returned to Israel to start a new age of Israeli success.” As he finishes speaking, poof, he is gone.
The white guy is clearly taken aback by all that has happened. He says, “Let me get this straight, all the bl*cks, Mexicans, and Jews are gone? Lemme get a diet coke.”

What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave?
Then her name would be mozarella.

Archaeologists discovered the remains of a slave worker under a famous statue in Giza,
Reports claim he died of Asphinxiation.

What do they call the ship where only workers are slaves?

Two native Cubans are going for a stroll through the forest.
The first guy mentions that he didn’t finish his hunting quota in time for supper, and explains that if he doesn’t find something suitable soon, his wife is going to be very cross with him.
The second guy, recognizing his friend’s plight, offers to assist the first in his hunt but asks a favor in return.
The first guy, confused, asks him if he had anything particular in mind.
The second guy mentions that he wants to make a necklace out of coconut shells for his wife for his anniversary in two weeks’ time. The first guy, having no problem with this, says sure.
The two men then travel further into the forest and begin their hunt where they stay for several hours.
They never finish because Christopher Columbus comes ashore and has the whole village sold into slavery.
They didn’t expect the Spanish acquisition, and neither did you.

What do you call a pregnant slave?
Buy one get one free.

What do you call a fast food chain run by slaves?
Three Guys.

Yo mama so old and southern, she still believes slavery of bl*cks is acceptable.

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What’s the difference between Tesla and Nestle?
Nestle’s child slaves are 1700 miles northwest of Tesla’s child slaves.

One day Kevin was taking a stroll through the beach and found a magic lamp.
Kevin immediately rubbed the magic lamp and a genie appeared.
The genie said, “You have freed me from 1000 years of slavery and I shall be granting you a wish. So be very careful when you wish.”
Kevin wished, “Oh um, I wanna be Rich!”
The genie said, “Alright then, your wish is granted!”
Rich said, “Oh no, this is not what I meant!”

What’s the difference between snow tires and slaves?
Slaves sing when chains are put on them.

What did the farting pharaoh say to the farting slave?
“We only have a Toot in common.”

What did the slaves call their masters in December?
A Christmas cracker.

There was once a rich merchant who owned a slave named Manuel who was very good at hiding his thoughts and feelings. This merchant would often have his slave negotiate trade deals, very much to the merchant’s profit.
This was the case because it was a well-known fact of that nobody reads the owner’s Manuel.

What do you call a fisherman who owns a slave?
A Master Baiter.

What do you call the underground slave trade?
The bl*ck market.

Why do white people own so many pets?
Because they can’t own slaves anymore.

A barbarian slave in Rome somehow won the attention of Caesar’s daughter
They became lovers. To avoid pregnancy, they agreed to oral sex only. After just a few encounters, they were caught in the act. At first, the barbarian, imprisoned and sentenced to fight to entertain the crowd, regretted his poor judgment.
Eventually, though, he was gladiator.

Why did the slave ask for career counseling?
He wanted to get into a good field.

Did you hear about the guy who escaped being a toilet slave?
He got away scat-free.

A man walks in on his wife having cybersex.
Husband: What the hell are you doing?!
Wife: I’m sorry but I needed the money and I get paid $250/hour doing this!
Husband: How could you do this to me?! Why didn’t you tell me?!
Wife: I’m sorry, I was afraid that you’d be mad, mad like you are now!
Husband: Of course I’m mad! You just left me to slave away at my job when all this time I could’ve been making $250/hour.

What is similar to a woman converting to Islam?
Like a bl*ck person converting to slavery.

Did you hear about the man who was teaching a bunch of bl*ck teenagers about slavery?
None of them liked the concept, but their grandparents were sold on the idea.

Do you have a dark Slavery joke? Write down your own puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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