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60 Funny Racist Jokes That Can’t Be Read Aloud

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Jessica Amlee

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Racist jokes have been popular in various societies throughout history. One factor is in-group bias, where people feel connected to their own social or cultural group and make jokes at the expense of others to create a sense of belonging. Additionally, these jokes can reinforce existing power structures by demeaning minority groups, making dominant group members feel more secure or robust.

Ignorance and a lack of exposure to diverse cultures or perspectives can also contribute to the popularity of racist jokes, as people may rely on stereotypes to understand other groups. Social conditioning plays a role as well, with society, media, and culture perpetuating racist ideas and jokes. People may be exposed to them from an early age and learn to accept them as normal or funny, without fully understanding the harm they cause.

Racist jokes are difficult to justify as having any inherent advantages, but in some cases, they might provoke conversations about race, prejudice, and discrimination, potentially leading to greater awareness and understanding. In minimal instances, these dark humor jokes might be used to criticize or satirize racism itself. For example, a comedian might use a racist joke to highlight the absurdity of prejudice or to expose the irrationality of racist beliefs.

Now, get ready to laugh (or cringe) with our collection of racist jokes. From irreverent one-liners to edgy punchlines, we’ve got you covered. But be warned: this blog is not for the faint of heart. If you’re easily offended, turn back now. For everyone else, let the dark humor begin!”

Best Racist Jokes

How does every racist joke start?
With a look over your shoulder.


If a piano player is called a pianist, what would you call a racecar driver?
A racist.


Did you hear that the police are looking for a racist assaulter?
My friend called but apparently, it wasn’t a job notice.


A racist, a murderer, and an abusive husband walk into a bar.
The bartender goes, “What can I get you today officer?”


Did you know that racists get drunk very quickly?
It’s because they have low tolerance.


Don’t be a racist.
Be a panda! They are black, white, and Asian.


How do you know that America is racist and homophobic?
That people even want their teeth to be straight and white.


Why did HD TV jump from 2K straight to 4k?
Because 3k was considered too racist.


What do nerds and racists have in common?
They both aspire to be wizards.


What do you call a racist communist?
A KKKomrade.


What do you call a blind racist?
A Not-see.


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Did you hear that Trump’s parents are in trouble?
They made a racist joke.


How do you know that Minecraft is Racist?
Minecraft has taught us not to look tall black guys in the eye or get aggressive. They’re faster and stronger than you and they randomly steal things. However, you can escape by running to water, they can’t swim.


Did you hear about a blackout in the neighborhood last night?
The police told the people to stay in their houses until they’d shot him.


What’s black and never works?
Decaffinated coffee.


Did you hear about the man who was called racist for saying “black paint”?
Apparently, the politically correct term is “Tyrone, please paint the fence.”


Johnny invited a prostitute into his house.
She smiled and said, “You know, with you being a white man…I was expecting you to look a bit more arrogant.”
He frowned. “Um, what? That’s racist.”
“Racial,” she replied.
“Whatever,” he replied. “Let’s got upstairs and I’ll give you a facist.”


How does a husband know that his family is racist?
He introduces them to his new black girlfriend, and they all began screaming at them. Particularly his wife.


What do you call an Arab who has been injured in a bombing?
An ambulance, you racist!


What does a dyslexic racist hate?
Gingers.


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Did you hear about the racist chemist?
He recently joined the Potassium Potassium Potassium.


How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?
Write it down.


What do racist cannibals like to add to their soup?
A handful of crackers.


Do you know that Black people can be racist too?
It’s just that white people are much better at it like everything else.


What do you call a group of confused Spanish speaking racists?
The ¿Qué Qué Qué?


How do you know that racist jokes are like Mexicans?
They’re always crossing the line.


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What do a racist joke and crossing the street have in common?
White people look both ways before they start.


How do you know that Mario is anti-racist?
He’s an Italian plumber created by Japanese people who speak English, looks like a Mexican, and runs like a Jamaican, jumps like a Black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.


Why are racists so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they love separating colors.


Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives?
They’re called the Clue Clucks Clan.


What do you call a French racist?
A biguette.


How many racists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. Racists don’t like to be enlightened.


Why are blind people so racist?
Because they do nazi stuff.


What do you call a giant racist clown?
A big It.


What’s the difference between a racist and a woke person?
The racist knows they’re racist.


Why do black people like fried chicken?
Because it’s freaking good that’s why!


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A racist pigeon and a racist chicken decided to raise a family.
And that is how the coo clucks clan got started.


Why were the orthopaedists accused of being racist?
Because he kept telling his patients that his new treatment would help their injured kneegrow.


Why do some people dislike racist jokes?
They’re not always so black and white.


Why was the racist uncomfortable in the monastery?
Too many brothers.


Why are artists so racist?
They paint everyone with the same brush.


How do you know whether a racist is a mathematician?
He dx/dt by color.


How do you know that the lawn sprinklers are racists?
They go, “Chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, n*gger, n*gger, n*gger.”


What do racists use to search for things?
Wikkkipedia.


What do you call a racist from Prague?
A canceled Czech.


Why Chinese people being smart isn’t racist?
Just imagine, even the children can put an iPhone together!


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What is a racist’s favorite tree?
The bigotry.


What did the cop say when asked if he was a racist?
“I can’t be a racist, my wife’s eye is black.”


What kind of dogs are racist?
Police dogs.


What do you call a guy in a NASCAR screaming slurs?
Speed Racist.


Have you heard about the midget Klan member?
He was a little racist.


What time do Japs go to the Dentist?
Tooth-Hurty.


Why do racist pedophiles like mediocre whiskey?
Because its brown and 12 years old.


If you want to be racist, but are afraid to be canceled, what do you do?
Join the army once things in the middle east get spicy.


What do preschoolers and racists have in common?
They choose their friends based on which colors they like.


What do you do to make people angry and racist?
You take two towers away from them.


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What do you call a white guy surrounded by five black guys?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by ten black guys?
Quarterback.
What do you call a white guys surrounded by 5,000 black guys?
Warden.


What’s the KKK’s favorite candy?
Racist Pieces.


What did the racist old man say when he ripped his pants?
Dumb knickers.


How do you starve a black person?
The same way you would a white person…. you racist!


What do you call a Mexican swimmer?
American.


Do you have another racist joke? Post your own racist puns in the comment section below. After all, cracking a racist joke does not make you a racist; however, engaging in racist acts does.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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