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50 Teachers’ Day Jokes For Classroom Laughs

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Jessica Amlee

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Teachers’ day came to be celebrated on different days in the world. In the United States, National Teacher Day is observed on Tuesday during Teacher Appreciation Week, which occurs during the first full week of May. Every year on October 5, Canada joins over 100 other countries in commemorating World Teachers’ Day.

In India, people celebrate Teachers’ Day on the 5th of September every year as a mark of respect towards a great teacher called Dr Sarvepalli Radhakrishnan. Radhakrishnan was not only the second president of free India but also a great teacher his students loved him and he made his teaching in classes very interesting. He used to read a lot of books and tell a lot of stories to his students. One day in 1962 (while serving as the President of India from 1962 to 1967) his friends and students told him that they wanted to celebrate his birthday in a special manner. “Instead of celebrating my birthday,” he replied. “It would be my honor and privilege if September 5th was designated as Teachers’ Day.” So from that day onwards, every year, the tradition began.

It is the time when students acknowledge and thank their teachers for their support and guidance. Not only Teachers’ Day wishes, but also funny memes and jokes, can be shared on social media to laugh at silly students and educators struggling to keep up with it all. Let us honour teachers by spreading laughter with Teachers’ Day Jokes.

Funny Teachers’ Day Jokes 

What did the backbencher student bring as a gift for his teacher on Teachers’ Day?

His Maths homework.


Why is the teacher’s job very tough?

Because they have to take a bunch of live wires and see they are well-grounded.


Why was the teacher late for school on Teachers’ Day?

She took the Rhombus.


What does it feel like to be a new teacher?

It is similar to trying to fly an airplane while building it.


Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on Teachers’ Day?

He wanted to show others how bright his class was.


What does it feel like to teach Maths in high school?

It is like selling a product to a market that doesn’t want it but is forced by law to buy it.


How is Teachers’ Day, a day of rest?

The rest of the laundry, the rest of the housework, and grading the rest of the papers.


Niten, an English teacher was getting late for school on Teachers’ Day.

Suddenly, a cop pulled him over and asked for papers.

He gladly gave him all of my students’ essays to grade and drove off.


What is the similarity between a teacher and a rockstar?

Alot. You work hard to keep the attention of a distracted crowd. Your fans freak out when they see you in public. Groupies line up to follow you everywhere. You hear your name being called out all the time.


How was the cyclops so effective that she was awarded the best teacher award on Teachers’ Day?

She only had one pupil!


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What do the teachers give knowing that they will never get it back?

Pens and pencils.


Teacher: Class! We will have only half a day of school this morning due to Teachers’ Day.

Class: Hooorraaaayyy!

Teacher: We will have the other half, this afternoon.


What is the difference between teachers and parents?

Teachers lose sleep over other people’s children.


Why did the husband give his wife roses on Teachers’ Day?

He never heard so many lectures from anyone else.


What is the red carpet moment for teachers?

Walking 25 students to assembly without anyone falling, shouting or picking their nose.


On the occasion of Teachers’ Day, the teacher was having a casual chat with his students.

Teacher: Neil, what do you want to be when you grow up?

Neil: Sir, I want to be just like you.

Teacher: (impressed) And why is that?

Neil: Because even I love doing nothing.


If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Ef u kan rid ths u prbli R a teecha.


Where did the vampire teacher throw the Teachers’ Day party?

In Pencilvania.


What is the most secure career in teaching?

History teacher because in the future, there will be so much more of it to teach.


What are the most inspirational quotes by Indian Teachers?

  1.  Is this a Fish Market?
  2. Please maintain Pin drop silence

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37.58 kmph – Usain Bolt

409 kmph – Bugatti Veyron

9892 kmph – speed of chalk thrown by a teacher at the kid on the last bench.


What did Snow White call the new school she started on Teachers’ Day for the Dwarves?

“Making the Little Things Count.”


What is the First Law Of Teaching?

No matter how many times you proofread a paper, you will never find a typo until you have made copies and distributed them to students.


What award was given to snake on Teachers’ Day?

Best Hiss-tory teacher award.


A teacher walks into a bar with his friends on Teachers’ Day evening and says, “Can I have a beer.”

The barman says, “I don’t know, Can you?”


What do teachers think of every morning?

The idea of skipping school but then remember that they are a teacher.


The Physics teacher was in a good mood on Teachers’ Day. Grasping the moment, a boy asks the teacher a question.

Boy: Would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: No, of course not.

Boy: I didn’t do my homework.


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When do parents realise that teachers are underpaid?

During vacations.


What was served as dessert to the Maths teacher on Teachers’ Day?

Pi.


What do you gift Professor Snape on Teachers’ Day?

A Lily.


What is the best thing about summer for teachers?

It is the time of the year when teachers can go to the bathroom when they need to.


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What is a teacher’s nightmare?

Tying a wet shoelace when it has not been raining.


Why should you never fight with a Mathematics teacher on Teachers’ Day?

You will be outnumbered.


A teacher was enjoying a substitute lecture with a class when she noticed a student sleeping.

Teacher: Dev, you know why you cannot sleep in my class?

Dev: I know. I can if you can please talk a little slow.


A kindergarten teacher declared he would give a half day off to the student on Teachers’ Day who answered his question correctly.

Teacher: What is the shortest month?

Student: May, it only has three letters.


What’s one of the benefits of a teacher’s job?

It is the only job that makes you reconsider all future names for your own children.


What did the dead teacher tell the students on Teachers’ Day?

“Look at the board and I will go through it again.”


Why did the students complain to the principal about the teacher?

They said their teacher didn’t know anything and kept asking them for answers.


On Teachers’ Day, why did the student gift his Maths teacher a flight ticket to New York City?

To visit his favorite spot, Times Square.


What is the Maths teacher’s best angle from which to approach any problem?

Try-angle.


How do ethics teachers greet each other on Teachers’ Day?

“What’s good?”


What do you call a teacher who is a Star Wars fan?

Darth Grader.


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A student didn’t bring any books to school on Teachers’ Day.

Teacher: Where are your books?

Student: At home.

Teacher: And what are they doing there?

Student: Having more fun than me.


What do teachers say right before they draw on the board?

“I am not an artist.”


Did you hear about the professor who caught fire on Teachers’ Day?

She had alot of degrees.


How are teachers and road signs alike?

Because even when both tell you what to do, you still get lost.


Why was the Maths teacher feeling proud on Teachers’ Day?

Because he thought he made a DIFFERENCE in the life of a child.


What if Math teachers are really pirates?

They just want is to find the ‘X’ so they can get the buried treasure.


How is teaching like walking in the park?

Walking park? Sure, only Jurassic Park.


Teacher: What would I have if I had 8 oranges in one hand and 9 apples in the other?

Student: Really big hands.


Have a funny joke about Teachers’ Day? Post your story or pun in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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