Welcome to our world of waffle humor, where laughter is the day’s most important meal! Dive into a stack of hilarious waffle jokes and puns that will leave you craving more. As you embark on this scrumptious journey, you’ll discover the perfect recipe for a hearty chuckle – a dash of waffle puns, a sprinkle of breakfast banter, and a drizzle of syrupy wit.
With our delectable collection, we’ll prove that the best way to enjoy waffles isn’t just with butter and syrup; it’s also with a generous side of laughter. So, grab a fork and prepare to dig into this delightful world of waffle comedy. Bon appétit and happy giggling!
Best Waffle Jokes
What do you call a waffle on a California beach?
A Sandy Eggo.
What food can’t make up it’s mind?
A waffle.
What has 12 breasts and 24 teeth?
The night shift at Waffle House.
Did you hear about the man who for breakfast made a Belgian waffle?
For lunch, he’s planning to make a Dutch person uncomfortable.
Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in waffle house.
How did Helen Keller burn her fingertips?
She was trying to read the waffle iron.
What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?
“Not all heroes, where crepes.”
Why are waffles so filling?
Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.
What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
A Wiffle.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Waffle!
(Waffle who?)
Stop waffling around and open the door!
Why did the escaped convict order pancakes instead of a waffle at the Waffle House?
Pancakes are completely off the grid.
Why did Yoda get lost?
Because never soggy waffles eat.
A Russian walks into a bar and sits down; the bartender asks what he wants, and the man says, “A pint of beer, please.”
The bartender approaches him and places a cup coaster on top of a pint of beer.
A few minutes later, the man orders the same thing, so the bartender goes him and places a cup coaster on top of the pint.
A few minutes later, the man demands another pint. The bartender goes up to him and just places the pint in front of him. The man replies to the bartender, “What about the waffle?”
Why was the pancake arrested?
Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly.
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What’s the best part of a waffle?
The w. Without it, it’s just awful.
Did you hear the Germans now have breakfast delivery drones?
They call them the LuftWaffles.
What do you call a Waffle with a Split Personality?
Alter Eggo.
What do you call a waffle that has gas?
A belchin’ waffle.
A woman is checking out at the supermarket. At the counter, she places a dozen eggs, two boxes of pasta, waffles, a bag of onions, lunch meat, porridge, sparkling water, and a pack of gum.
“You must be single,” says the man behind her.
“Of course I am! Did you figure this out by noticing everything I bought?”
“Nope, it’s because you are ugly!”
Did you know waffles are called våfflor in Sweden?
Sweet dish language is intresting.
Remember when frozen waffles were a big thing?
That sure was a while Eggo.
What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?
A Leggo.
What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?
“Oh how waffle!”
What did the cashew say to the peanut when it tried to eat his waffles?
“Legume Eggo!”
Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.
Roses are red,
Tulips are too,
I like eating waffles,
But not when they’re blue!
Why did the waffle go to the dentist?
To get its syrup cleaned!
Did you hear about the angry waffle iron?
It just flipped.
Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
A pancake and a waffle walk into a bar. The pancake starts robbing the bartender while the waffle watches outside. When the waffle hears the cops only a block away, he turns to the pancake and says, “Get the money quick! We gotta break, fast!”
Yo mama so fat, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny’s wiping waffles across her forehead.
Why did the waffle go on a diet?
Because it wanted to keep its batter figure!
A worker’s employer tried to humiliate him in front of his peers after a minor mathematical error on a regular report.
“If you had four waffles and I asked for one, how many would you have left?” she asked angrily.
He replied, “If it was you who asked, I’d still have 4 waffles.”
How are a baseball and waffle alike?
They both need a good batter.
Yo mama such a sk*nk, she considers Waffle House fine dining.
What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?
Fawaffle.
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Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you.