70 Funny Feminist Jokes Funnier Than Women’s Rights

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Jessica Amlee


Feminism, fundamentally centered around the belief in social, economic, and political equality of the sexes, has often been misunderstood and misrepresented. The stereotype that feminists lack a sense of humor is pervasive, underpinned by the idea that for feminists, the personal is political, and gender is no laughing matter. But what is actually funny is because of a few nutjobs, the whole belief is a farce in the real world.

It’s true that the heart of feminism was always based on the idea that women have it harder than men. Yet, as our societal landscape continues to evolve, with challenges such as an erratic stock market and widespread unemployment, some people are questioning these long-standing narratives. Some women are even beginning to see that the segregative, overly protective aspects of feminism may have inadvertently caused more harm than good.

Amidst these discussions, a new genre is emerging – feminist humor, including feminist jokes. These jokes do belittle the feminist cause but encourage men to engage with feminist ideas in a light-hearted manner. It’s not about making light of the struggles but about sparking dialogue and understanding, one joke at a time.

Best Feminist Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One. Men can be feminists, too.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
That’s not funny.

Where does a mansplainer get his water?
From a Well, actually…

What do you call a feminist government?
A d*ck-hater-ship.

Why don’t feminists carry handguns?
Because of the triggers.

Son: Dad, I want to be a feminist when I grow up.
Father: Well, pick one honey, you can’t do both.

Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.

Feminists just want to be treated equally
To the pretty ones.

Feminist: What’s your view on lesbians?
Pervert: 1080p.

What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers after three periods.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
A suicide vest gets something accomplished when triggered.

How do you confuse a feminist?
Tell her you won’t let her make a sandwich for you because she is female.

What do you call cows that don’t have a sense of humor?

What’s the difference between a feminist and a computer?
You can punch information into a computer.

Feminist: Do you know about the Dwayne Johnson Rule?
Man: No, what is it?
Feminist: It says that in order to determine if a particular comment was appropriate to say to a woman, first ask yourself, ‘Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?’ If not, don’t say it.
Man (thinking it’s a good rule): Your chest is f*cking epic.

What is the difference between a baby and a feminist?
Eventually, the baby grows up and stops crying.

What do feminists hate more than sexist jokes?
Having it explained to them by a man.

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What’s the male equivalent of a feminist?
A sexist.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?
A gun has only one trigger.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
To avoid being mistaken for feminists.

Three feminists walk into a bar.
They look at one another and say, “Hooray! We’ve taken over a male-dominated joke format!”

Why do feminist picnics suck?
Because no one ever makes sandwiches.

What started feminism?
An unlocked kitchen door.

How do you piss off a feminist?
Don’t worry, she’s already pissed off.

What do you call a letter from a feminist?
Hate male.

What’s the difference between a subtraction sign and a feminist
A subtraction sign actually makes a difference.

A feminist and a linguist walk into a bar
They sit down and begin a conversation.
The linguist asks, “Do you have any siblings?”
The feminist replies, “Yes, I have a sister. I’m very close with she.”
The linguist, confused, tries to correct her. “Don’t you mean ‘with her’?”
The feminist is outraged and screams, “Stop objectifying women!”

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Snake: Hisssss.
Feminist Snake: Herrrrrrr.

What is a misogynist?
A misogynist is anyone winning an argument with a feminist.

What is the favorite fruit of feminists?

Humor is what separates us from animals.
And the feminists.

Did you hear about the feminist light bulb?
It empowers itself.

A feminist rock band decided they wanted to put a woman’s cl*itoris on their album cover.
They got an artist to make a painting of a woman’s cl*t and put it on the album. To their surprise, the album was released but they waited.
As expected, they got a call from the record company screaming, “This cover is a disaster! We’re getting flooded with complaints!”
The lead singer said, “Why? From old ladies who complained about seeing a natural part of a woman’s body?”
“No, from guys who say they can’t find the album!”

What is college feminism?
10,000 women who took Gender Studies to figure out why there aren’t enough female engineers.

A feminist told a man that he really needs to take a Women’s Studies class.
He told her, “There is no way I’m going to spend a semester studying a broad.”

What do you call a skinny feminist?

What’s a feminist’s favorite music festival?
Burning Man.

Do you know that feminists have invented a new form of birth control that kills any sperm with a Y chromosome?
It’s called sonblock.

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What’s more useless than a condom at a feminist rally?
Everyone there.

Why do feminists hate Medusa?
She’s always objectifying people.

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat,” and she pushes him back onto the seat.
A few minutes later, the man tries to get up again. She is insulted again and refuses to let him up. Finally, the man says, “Look, lady, you’ve got to let me get up. I’m two miles past my stop already.”

What’s a feminist’s favorite subject?

Why are there no feminists in Japan?
Because the Japanese hunt whales.

Where does a rich feminist live?
In a man-shun.

Why is it hard to define feminism?
It’s a broad topic.

What do you call a happy cow?
Laughing stock.
What do you call a grumpy cow?
A Feminist.

Why did the feminist cross the road?
How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she’s a woman!

What’s a feminist’s least favorite food?
Gender rolls.

Why do feminists hate church music?
Because of all the Hymns.

What do you call intelligent people inside a feminist building?
Pizza delivery guy.

A man walking along a beach finds a lamp.
When he rubs it, out pops a female genie. The genie says, “I am the feminist genie. While I do have to grant your wishes exactly as you ask, I sense that you are divorced. Therefore, no matter what you wish for will be also given to your ex-wife in double the amount.”
The man ponders his situation for a moment and says, “Build me a 20-room mansion.” “Done!” says the genie.” “And your ex-wife now has a 40-room mansion.”
“Put 10 million dollars in my bank account,” requests the man. “As you wish” exclaimed the genie. “And at the same time, I have given your ex-wife 20 million dollars.”
“Awesome!” said the man. “Now listen carefully…” “Yes?” Said the genie leaning in closer.
The man smiled and whispered, “Beat me half to death.”

What are feminist cows overly concerned about?
The male graze.

What did Chuck Norris get when he visited the feminist rally for women’s rights?
He got his shirt ironed.

Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronizing her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.

Why did the feminist jump off the building?
She was trying to equalize the suicide rates.

What city is the feminist capital of the world?

A man was walking his dog when an angry, rude feminist came up to him.
“Your dog looks f*cking ugly,” she said. “…thanks” the man replied, annoyed at her.
“It’s probably got a shit name too,” she told him. The man replied, “Its name is Karma”
“What a f*cking terrible name. I bet it’s a trashy male too,” she said. The dog then jumped at the lady and attacked her, making several bite marks.
The man told her, “Karma is a bitch.”

What is a feminist’s favorite type of candy?

Wanna hear a more feminist joke?
Me too.

What do feminists say at the end of their prayers?

Why shouldn’t you tell a menstruation joke to a feminist?
She might ovary act.

A feminist’s friend decides to tell his friend a joke.
He: A doctor walks into a bar and he orders a beer…
Feminist: Why isn’t the doctor a woman? Does it have to be a man? You know women can be doctors too!
He: Okay, this female doctor orders a beer and…
Feminist: Why is she drinking a beer in a bar? She’s obviously an intelligent woman for being a doctor, why would she subject herself to such a male environment?
He: Okay, she’s not in a bar, she’s um, at a… baseball game, and she orders a beer from one of the stands-
Feminist: Why would a strong independent intelligent woman doctor be supporting a male-dominated sport?! That’s so oppressive! The men will look at her so demeaningly with no respect for what she has achieved!
He: …Okay fine, I just won’t tell the joke then.
Feminist: If you seriously can’t tell a joke without being sexist then you’re not actually funny at all. I bet the original male doctor was White too, you racist.

What do you call a feminist who can fly?
A suffra-jet.

What do you call a feminist with a gun?
Trigger Happy.

Why should you never play cards with a feminist?
Cause the only card she’ll play is the ‘victim card.’

What’s the most feminist country in the world?

What is the best job for a feminist?
A cashier, it’s the only way they can make change.

Do you have a funny feminist joke? Write down your own Feminist puns in the comment section below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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