55 Funny French Fry Jokes And Puns Perfect for Dipping

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French fries are thin strips of potato that are fried until crispy and golden brown. They are a popular fast food dish and are often served with ketchup or other dipping sauces. French fries are widely available and convenient to eat. They are versatile and can be paired with many different foods. They have a crispy, salty taste that is appealing to many people due to which they are often considered comfort food.

People crack jokes about french fries because they are a popular food item and cultural symbol, and humor is often used to playfully tease or mock familiar things. Additionally, the long, thin shape of french fries is similar to fingers, leading to jokes about them being “fingers” or “sticks.”

Best French Fry Jokes

Wanna hear a joke about french fries?
Probably not, it might be a bit salty.

Did you know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

A guy says to a librarian “I’d like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke.”
The librarian says, “I’m sorry sir but this is a library.”
The guy says whispering “Oh, sorry, I’d like a Big Mac, French Fries and a Coke.”

A hamburger and a French fry walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but we don’t serve food here.”

What do you get when you drop a nuclear bomb over Paris?
French fries.

Yo mama so fat, she leaves greasy stains on french fries.

What do you call a bunch of French fries at a ballgame?

What do you call a Trans potato?
A French fry.

How did the Irish potato become bilingual?
He became a French Fry.

Why should you carry french fries with you when walking your dog on a cold day?
French fries go well with chili dogs.

What do you call a Friday in France?
French fry day.

What do you call someone sunbathing in France?
A french fry.

Why do Americans call it “french fries”?
because they suck at geography.

A blonde walks into a library while talking on her phone.
When she gets to the front desk she says, “I will have two cheeseburgers and s large french fry.”
The librarian looks and her and says, “Ma’am, this is a library.”
The blonde looks around and sees all of the shelves full of books. She is very embarrassed, hangs up her phone, and leans forward to whisper, “I will have two cheeseburgers and a large fry.”

What do french fries do when they finally meet after a long time apart?
They ketchup.

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What do you call a person who smokes weed out of a potato
A French Fry.

Did you hear about a new restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries?
It’s called “Curry On My Wayward Spud”. And yes…there’ll be peas when you are done.

Did you hear about the husband who tried his wife’s essential oils for the first time?
Worst french fries he has ever had.

What do you call a copycat French fry?
An imitater.

What do you call Russian French fries with gravy and cheese curds?
Vladimir Poutine.

When the man brought his parents out to dinner, they debated about whether we should order french fries or mashed potatoes with the steak.
They inquired as to whoever he agreed with.
But he couldn’t pick a side.

What does the french fry god demand?

What do you call it when a Canadian has the same gravy, cheese, and French fries dish every Friday?
Their Poutine Routine.

What do you call a spinning French fry?
A rotato.

Did you hear China is growing potatoes on the moon?
Those French Fries will be out of this world!

Did you hear about the chicken who fell into the vat of boiling oil in Paris?
Some say fowl play was involved. Others say the bird had taken too many local pain-killers. The only thing we know for sure is that, at the time of its death, the chicken was totally French fried.

A man walks into Mcdonald’s.
The cashier says, “Hello sir! May I take your order? By the way sir, we don’t have any-”
The man interrupts, “Yes, can I get a, uh, Big Mac with large fries?”
“Sir, we don’t have any fries, would you like-”
“Oh, then can I get some small fries?”
The cashier sighs and rolls his eyes. “Look, why is there a hip in ship?”
The man thinks about it for a moment, and replies, “Well, God must’ve put it there.”
“Okay, and why is there ants in pants?”
The man takes a second to think about it again. “Hmm, I suppose God put it there as well.”
“Now, why is freak in French fries?” The cashier asks again,
The man thinks hard on this one for a couple of moments and says, “Wait a second, there ain’t no freak in French fries.”
“That’s what I’ve been trying to TELL YOU THE WHOLE TIME.”

What are Matthew McConaughey’s three favorite french fries?
Ore Ida, Ore Ida, Ore Ida!

What do Russians call a french fry?
A spudnick.

How did the French fry die?

What do you call a French fry with no money?
A po’ tato.

What’s the difference between French fries and orange juice?
You can make orange juice out of orange, but not French fries out of French.

Doctor: Don’t eat any thing fatty.
Patient: Like cheeseburgers and french fries?
Doctor: No Fatty. Don’t eat anything.

What did the garlic dip say to the French fries?
“Aioli have eyes for you.”

What do you call a monk who likes to make French fries?
A deep friar.

Why did the french fries cross the road?
They were the other side.

How do you make a Zen French fry?
From a meditato.

What do you call french fries when they have had too much to drink?
Smashed potatoes.

A boy reads a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free free French fries.
“Sounds great!” said the health-conscious boy, as he ordered some.
He watched as a cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them in the box.
“Wait a minute, those don’t look fat free!”
“They sure are,” the cook said. “We only charge for the potatoes, the fat is free.”

What would Napoleon Bonaparte’s fried chicken restaurant be called?
The French Fries.

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Why is McDonald’s so exact about how many French fries they give you?
They operate on a shoestring budget.

How did the burger propose to a fry?
With an onion ring.

At McDonald’s, what did the frog order?
French flies and a diet Croak.

Why did the french fry win the race?
Because it was fast food!

What’s better than a talking french fry?
Adele taco.

What do you call it when 2 fries fall in love?
A relation-dip.

What did the fashion stylist say to the French Fry?
“May I suggest you try our latest jacket-potato with that outfit?”

A new French Fry brand for the elderly has been launched.

What do you call a boat full of pirates who chopped off their slongs and replaced them with french fries?
A Dictatorship.

Why did the French fry say “ow”?
He stubbed his pota-toe.

The two French fries had a baby who was slightly overcooked, do you know what they called him?

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Why are french fries so self-conscious?
Because they are full of carbs.

A priest, a nigger, and an autistic kid walk into a bar.
The pedophile orders a rum. The thief orders a beer. The potato orders French fries.

What’s the difference between a basket of French fries and a gay bar?
One is full of Trans Fat, the other one is full of Fat Trans.

Why did the Muslim only order a side of french fries?
Because he prefers his food Allah carte.

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Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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