65 Funny Sushi Jokes to Start Rolling in Laughter

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Funny Sushi Jokes

Sushi, the iconic Japanese dish featuring vinegared rice, raw or cooked seafood, and a variety of other ingredients, has seen a global surge in popularity over the years. Its blend of delicate flavors, aesthetic presentation, and the artistry that goes into its preparation have made it a favorite among food enthusiasts worldwide. From fine dining restaurants to food trucks, sushi’s influence is far-reaching, leading to creative fusions and adaptations that continue to capture the imagination of food lovers.

In tandem with its popularity, sushi has also found its way into the realm of humor through sushi jokes. These jokes often playfully riff on the unique aspects of sushi, from its sometimes intimidating names to the distinct culture surrounding its consumption.

Also, these light-hearted jokes also reflect the deep affection and fascination that people have towards sushi, further solidifying its status as a beloved global food phenomenon.

Best Sushi Jokes

What did the sushi say to the bee?

What is the most suspenseful sushi?
A drum roll.

Did you hear about the guy who went out for sushi last night?
He spilled a whole bottle of soy sauce on himself. Everyone laughed except his father. Don‘t Kikkoman when he’s down.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Sushi who?)
Sushi me rolin…

Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?
Or are you just happy sashimi?

Did you hear about the girl who hated her boyfriend’s obsession with Japanese food?
Sushi left him.

How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
Ra-ra-raw-raw Ra-ra-raw-raw.

What’s a straight-A student’s favorite type of sushi?
The Honor Roll.

What is the sushi chef’s dream car?
Rolls rice.

Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?
Cause he was outta tuna.

Man: When you look at your sushi rolls what do you see?
Friend: I just seefood.

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a tsunami was a kind of Japanese sushi.

A cannibal wanted some sushi
So he bought a pack of ra-men.

Did you hear about the new lawyer-themed sushi restaurant that opened up the other day?
It’s called Sosumi.

Three college girls went to a sushi restaurant.
After having a few drinks, the first girl after eating a fish egg sushi said, “I just ate 3 dozen of fish,”
The girl beside her heard it and responded, “That would mean I ate three to four chickens” while staring at her remaining Tamagoyaki (Japanese egg roll).
The third girl burped and said, “Are you saying I ate millions of humans last night?”

What’s the best pan to make sushi in?

What do you get when you have fish and rice in a shoe?

What did the Japanese chef say to his son when he brought back his girlfriend?
“Sushi’s the one?”

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Sushi who?)
Sushi went home. Sue should be back tomorrow.

What’s a soldier’s favorite type of sushi?
A combat roll

Have you tried whale sushi?
It’s Killer.

Yo mama so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.

What do sushi makers have in common with Spanish pirates?
They both seek fortuna.

What is an employee’s favorite kind of sushi?

A group of tourists were enjoying sushi at a restaurant in Japan.
Having never eaten sushi before, one woman asked the chef if he would suggest the best way of eating it.
He nodded, and replied, “Let me shoyu.”

How do you comfort a grieving sushi chef?
Wasabi for your loss.

Why does some sushi have rice on the inside of the seaweed wrap?
That’s just how it rolls.

Why don’t Wookies like sushi?
They think it’s a little Chewie.

Yo mama so fat, she thought Squid Game was a Sushi eating competition.

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?
That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What do you call a mermaid in a wheelchair?
Sushi roll.

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At what age did the world’s greatest sushi chef begin his training?
Tuna half.

A detective recently came into town to visit the new sushi restaurant
He heard there was a fishy business.

Why do dinosaurs like sushi?
Because they like their food ROAR!

A Muslim couple decided to have a baby.
The day of labour came and Doctor came out of the maternity ward with a grim look on his face. The father asked what was wrong.
The doctor asked the father, which type of Muslim he was.
“I am a Sunni Muslim,” father replied.
“And your wife?”
“She is a Shiite.”
The doctor’s face lit up. He asked, “So that’s why your child came out as sushi!”

A man asked his Sumo wrestler friend, “Would you like to have some sushi for dinner?”
He said, “No thanks. I’m not a big Japanese person.”

What do you call it when you make sushi out of a Thesaurus?
A synonym roll.

What do you call sushi that’s on sale?
A raw deal.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Skrelp was actually seaweed and tried to make sushi with it!

Did you know all sushi comes from female fish?
Otherwise, it would be called suhe.

What does a percussionist order at a sushi bar?
A drum roll.

What do you call a fake sushi restaurant?

What do you call a sushi chef’s assistant?
A Sous-shi chef.

Why did the sushi cross the road?
Sushi could get to the other side.

What sushi roll does Emilia Clarke order?
The ‘Mother of Dragons’ roll!

What do you call formal sushi?

Why did the sushi chef close his shop early?
He wasabi-t tired.

What did the sushi say when he introduced himself to the avocado?
“Rice to meet you!”

Why was the sushi roll annoyed?
He couldn’t kelp himself.

When does the sushi chef put Nutella on the salmon roll?
When the customers order salmonella.

Did you hear about a new strip club that serves sushi?
It is called Bento-ver.

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What does sushi have in common with anal?
You either love it, hate it, or you’re scared to try it. And if you hate it, people keep trying to convince you that yours just wasn’t prepared properly.

What’s the difference between eating sushi and eating p*ssy?
It’s the rice.

What are a cucumber and a dolphin doing in the same room?

What did Jar Jar order at the sushi place?
Meesa Soup.

How does bad sushi taste?

How do you know if your sushi chef is a terrorist?
The dynamite rolls are made Nitroglycerin.

What’s the funniest sushi pick up line?
“Do your panties smell like fish because I like sushi.”

Do you have a funny sushi joke? Write down your own Sushi puns in the comment section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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