70 Funny Trick-or-Treat Jokes For Halloween

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Jessica Amlee

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Halloween isn’t complete without knocks on the door, candy, and children yelling, “Trick or treat?”
It is the carnival where children of all ages knock on your door to collect trick-or-treat candy. Unlike thousands of years ago, when this practice had people bolting their doors on this day, you cannot keep your door shut for an extended period of time on Halloween in the present era.
But how trick-or-treating became a tradition? According to the fifth edition of Holiday Symbols and Customs, it was common in England as early as the 16th century for the poor to go begging on All Souls’ Day, and children gradually took over the custom. It was common at the time to gift youngsters “soul cakes” with crosses on top in exchange for prayers on their behalf. Later, it became popular in the 1800s, when Irish American immigration boomed.
In the 19th century, “tricks” like shaking windows and tying doors shut were frequently designed to appear as though supernatural forces had conjured them. Some folks distributed sweets as a deterrent to pranksters who might cause havoc by removing farm equipment and reassembling it on a rooftop. Furthermore, the fast expansion of suburban communities made it easier than ever for children to wander from house to house, which fostered the tradition’s rise.
Coming back to our list, these Trick-or-Treat jokes teach children a lot about humor and can even motivate them to share happiness and make hilarious Halloween jokes when they grow up and have youngsters trick-or-treating at their doors. Humor and jokes are also ideal for parties and family gatherings such as Halloween. You can set up a game with prizes and have the kids tell jokes that will have everyone in stitches.

Best Trick-or-Treating Jokes

A kid went trick-or-treating as Gandhi and kept all of his candy in a hat.
And when someone tried to take the candy from his hat he told them, “My hat my candy.”

What do your neighbors say when you go trick-or-treating with the same costume from last year?
“Déjà BOO.”

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Figs who?)
Figs your doorbell, it’s broken!

Did you hear about the kid who is going trick or treating with his Gran on Halloween?
It’s the only time he can take her out as she’s been dead for ten years.

What do you call Halloween with offensive costumes?
Trigger Treating.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Max who?)
Max no difference. trick or treat!

Where can you get the spookiest Halloween treats to hand out to trick-or-treaters?
At the ghost-ery store.

Jean Claude Van Dam, Steven Segal, and Arnold Schwarzenegger all decide to go out trick-or-treating as musical composers for Halloween.
They go into a costume store and look for masks. Jean Claude sees a costume that he likes and says, “I think I’ll go as Beethoven.” Steven Segal sees a costume that grabs his attention and says, “I’ll be Mozart.”
Arnold had a tough time finding a costume that he liked, but he eventually found one that appeased his interest. He picked up a costume and said, “I’ll be Bach.”

What candy should your child get trick-or-treating if they dress up as a cowboy?
Jolly Ranchers.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Fozzie who?)
Fozzie hundredth time, trick or treat!

When do zombies stop going door-to-door on Halloween?
When they are dead tired.

Why don’t ghosts go trick-or-treating?
Because it’s their night off.

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Hugo who?)
Hugo put on a costume for trick or treating.

Why shouldn’t a furious witch go trick-or-treating on her broom?
She might fly off the handle.

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What is the collective term for two witches trick-or-treating?

How do ghosts apply makeup before going trick-or-treating?
They use vanishing cream.

What does a contractor say on Halloween?
“Brick or Treat.”

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Ima who?)
Ima do a trick if you don’t gimme a treat.

How did the zombie get so good at trick-or-treating?

What did the fishermen say on Halloween?
“Trick or trout.”

How does a witch choose the right moment to trick-or-treat on Halloween?
She checks her witch watch.

What’s a zombie’s favorite treat?
Brain food? No, it’s actually eye candy.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Holland who?)
Holland you going to make me wait out here for my treats!

What treat does an ophthalmologist give out on Halloween?
Candy corneas.

Where do ghosts like to trick-or-treat?
Dead ends.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Norma who?)
Norma’lly I say trick or treat!

What makes trick-or-treating with twin witches so difficult?
You never know which witch is which!

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear for trick-or-treating?
Boo jeans.

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What do ghosts offer trick-or-treaters?

Why didn’t the coffee bean dress up for Halloween?
Because it was grounded.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Hutch who?)
Bless you, and trick or treat!

What Halloween candy should you give trick-or-treaters if you want them to think you’re rich?
A 100 grand candy bar.

Why didn’t the witch let her girl go trick-or-treating with her friends?
She was ex-spelled from school.

What is white, black, and dead all over?
A zombie trick or treating in a tuxedo.

Which monster dances while trick-or-treating?
The boogieman.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Wanda who?)
Wanda go out trick-or-treating with me tonight?

Why would the skeleton refuse to go trick-or-treating?
Because it didn’t have the guts.

When she had to pick between a tricycle and candy, what did the little kid say?
Trike or Treat.

Which Halloween monster plays tricks?

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Who went trick-or-treating with Frankenstein?
His ghoul friend.

What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?

What do birds say on Halloween?
“Trick or tweet!”

Why do skeletons never participate in trick-or-treating?
No-body to go with.

When owls go trick-or-treating, what do they say?
“Happy Owl-ween!”

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Imogen who?)
Imogen Halloween without trick or treating.

What did the trick-or-treater get for telling a funny joke?

What should you eat before going trick-or-treating?
Beef Skellington.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Canoe who?)
Canoe please give me a Halloween treat?

Why wasn’t anyone interested in trick-or-treating with Dracula?
Because he is a pain in the neck.

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What do witches wear during trick-or-treating?

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Aida who?)
Aida whole bag of candy while trick or treating.

When do Muslims go trick or treating?

Why did the trick-or-treater consider his royal Halloween costume a flop?
He didn’t get any king-sized candy.

A teen takes a shortcut through a cemetery after trick-or-treating on Halloween.
A tapping noise from the foggy shadows startles him halfway across. Fear grips him as he notices an elderly guy chipping away at a headstone. “I thought you were a ghost,” the relieved teen adds. “Why are you working so late?” “Those idiots,” mutters the old man. “They spelled my name incorrectly!”

When Bigfoot asks for candy, what does he say?

Which Halloween treat is going to keep you awake all night?
A coffee apple.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Disk who?)
Disk is recorded message, Trick or trick!

Who goes trick-or-treating with a werewolf?
His cousins What wolf and When wolf.

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Where do werewolves keep their Halloween treats?
In a were-house.

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Al who?)
Al go home after trick-or-treating.

What’s a dog’s favorite holiday?
Halloween, because they’re always doing tricks for treats.

Little Johnny is trick or treating
and he’s dressed like a pirate! His outfit is top to bottom swashbuckling fun, and he’s incredibly proud of all the fine details included.
He goes to the first house, knocks on the door, and when the door opens he yells, “Twick o tweat!”
The woman at the door fawns over him, and she coos, “Oh and what are you for Halloween this year?”
Little Johnny replies, “I’m a piewat and ‘dis iz my pawwot” and points to the fake parrot on his shoulder. The woman gives him his candy and he ventures to the next house.
He walks to the next house, knocks, and yells, “Twick o tweat!!”
The man answering the door exclaims, “Wow! And who are you dressed up as?”
Little Johnny again replies, “I’m a piewat and ‘dis iz my pawwot,” and points to his parrot. The man gives him his candy as Johnny heads off to the next house.
He arrives, knocks, and yells, “Twick o tweat!” The woman at the door excitedly asks, “And what are you supposed to be this year!?” Little Johnny replies the same, “I’m a piewat and ‘dis iz my pawwot!” The woman says, “Oh of course you are! But where are your buccaneers?”
Little Johnny looks at her sternly, points to the side of his head, and says, “They’re under my buckin hat, lady.”

What do you call sausages trick or treating?

A kid came trick or treating at a man’s door, without a costume. The man said, “And what are you supposed to be?”
The kid said, “A werewolf!”
The man said, “Then why are you in regular clothes?”
The kid said, “Yeah, well it’s not a full moon yet.”

What did the perverted man say when someone asks him what he did for Halloween?
Trick or treat,
Smell my feet,
All I did,
Was beat my meat.

What happens if a vampire goes trick-or-treating in the snow?
Frost bite!

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Knock knock.
(Who’s there?)
(Boo who?)
Don’t cry, I’m just a Halloween trick or treater!

What’s a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.

Knock, knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Ben who?)
Ben waiting to go out trick or treating all day!

Knock Knock “Trick or Treat”
(Who’s there?)
Tinker Bell!
(Tinker Bell who?)
Tinker Bell is out of order!

Knock Knock!
(Who is out there?)
(Hans who?)
Hans off my Halloween treats!

Do you have any better Halloween jokes about Trick-or-Treat? Leave your own puns and one-liners in the comments below!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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