85 Funny Werewolf Jokes And Puns for Halloween

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Jessica Amlee

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Werewolves, those mythical creatures of the night, become the stars of Halloween, outshining even the most glittering vampire or the spookiest ghost. They are the ultimate party animals, quite literally! As soon as the moon gets its glow on, these furry fiends are ready to hit the Halloween scene, turning every trick-or-treat outing into a howling good time. Picture a werewolf at a Halloween bash: they’re the ones with the wildest costumes (no need for a faux fur coat here!) and the most impressive dance moves (moonwalking is a given). Their howls become part of the night’s soundtrack, a haunting melody that says, “Let’s get this party startled!” It’s this blend of horror and hilarity, of fangs and fun, that makes werewolves the perfect subjects for rib-tickling werewolf jokes.

Werewolf jokes are a howl. They play on the unusual side of being a creature that’s part-human, part-wolf, and all drama. These jokes delve into the lighter side of the werewolf life – like dealing with unexpected fur growth or the awkwardness of explaining to your neighbors why you were howling at the moon last night. Werewolf jokes provide a playful glimpse into the life of these mythical creatures, mixing spookiness with a dash of silliness. They remind us that even the things that go bump (or howl) in the night can have a funny bone – or in this case, a funny fang.

Best Werewolf Jokes

How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux!

What do you call a werewolf that doesn’t know he’s a werewolf?
An unawarewolf.

Did you hear about people during Halloween who say that they are werewolves?
Just lunatics.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ah, who?
Werewolves of London.

What do you call a werewolf that is missing?

What do they call a group of werewolves?

What do you call the monster in your pants?
The underwearwolf.

What do you call a werewolf for sale?
A warewolf.

What do you call a werewolf in plain sight?
A therewolf.

What do you call a Werewolf YouTuber?

What do you call a sugary werewolf?
A glycan.

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What do you call a fat Irish werewolf?

What’s the difference between a Politician and a Werewolf?
one of them is an inhuman beast who has thrown away its humanity and has no concern or care for the people it hurt. The other is a werewolf.

A young lad knocked on the door and said, “Trick or Treat?”
The man said, “What have you come as?”
He said, “A werewolf.”
The man said, “But you haven’t got a costume on, you’re just in normal clothes.”
He said, “Well it’s not a full moon yet is it, d*ckhead?”

What is the downside of Jupiter having 64 moons?
Their werewolf problem is enormous.

Where does a werewolf get a new tail?
At the re-tail store!

What do a werewolf and a 50-year-old woman have in common?
Nipple hair.

What’s a werewolf’s favorite vegetable?

What did the taxi driver say to the wolf?

Did you hear about the werewolf who got invited to the dance?
He really wanted to go, but the upcoming full moon was giving him paws.

A wolf attacked a man when he was wandering in the woods.
The man luckily escaped the wolf with only a nasty bite on the arm.
While being treated by the doctor, he revealed that he suspected it was a werewolf, so the doctor, amused, proceeded to do some tests.
“Good news,” said the doctor after the results came back, “You just have a little beast infection.”

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What’s the difference between a werewolf and a mundane woman?
One of them turns into a horrific uncontrollable rage monster for a specific time every month and the other one looks like a wolf.

What Does a Werewolf on a Submarine say?

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?
High Moon.

How is a werewolf from London unique?
They like to eat Chinese food.

Knock, Knock!
(Who’s there?)
(Wolvesly who?)
Wolves say Happy Howloween!

What happened when a left-wing person was bitten by a right-wing werewolf?
They turned into a Republycan.

What kind of fur do you get from a werewolf?
As fur away as you can get.

What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?

What does a werewolf cry out when shot with a silver bullet?
Oh the Ag ony!!

If you kill a werewolf with silver bullets, how do you kill a vampire?
Hallow points.

What’s scarier than a werewolf?
A herewolf.

A wolf attacks two men as they stroll through the woods. They get a few bites, but they are stitched up and carry on with their lives. The following month, during the next full moon, they transform into wolves and roam around the woods, killing a deer and doing other wolf things.
In the morning they wake back up as humans. The first guy starts losing it. “Oh my god!” He shouts. “We are wolves!”
The second guy goes to calm him down, “No, now, we are humans. We werewolves.”

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What’s a werewolf’s favorite mode of transport?
A lunar cycle.

Do you know why it is that lycanthropes are always upset?
Because people always ask “werewolf?” and never “Howwolf?”

What is a werewolf’s favorite month?

What does a werewolf say in church?

Did you hear about the werewolf with asthma?
He had a fullmoonary condition.

What happened to the guy who found out his girlfriend was a werewolf?
He was all torn up about it.

A guy dressed in regular street clothes walks into a bar on Halloween and orders a beer.
“I’m here for the costume party,” he tells the bartender. The bartender looks him up and down, taking in his ordinary clothing and no makeup or wig. “What are you supposed to be?” the bartender asks.
“I’m a werewolf,” the guy replies. “How’s that? You’re not dressed up at all,” the bartender says. “Well, it’s not a full moon tonight, now is it Mr. Smart Guy?” the guy replies.

What did the werewolf make on the night of the full moon?
A roux.

What do you call a physically dis*bled werewolf?
A Lycan’t.

What do you call a werewolf in a bright pink neon tracksuit?
A Right There-wolf.

What do you call a dead werewolf?
A waswolf.

What did the werewolf eat after getting his teeth cleaned?
The dentist.

What do you call a werewolf who kidnaps and asks for money in return??

What do you call a werewolf Herbologist?
A Hairy Potter.

What do you get when you cross a black cat with a werewolf?
A neighborhood without dogs.

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What do you call a werewolf lingerie model?
An underwearwolf!

What’s a werewolf’s favorite mineral?

Which side of a werewolf has the most fur?
The outside.

What’s the difference between a werewolf and a personnel manager?
One is a shape shifter and the shift shaper.

What’s something you should never do to a werewolf?
Moon It.

What do you call a time traveling werewolf?
Doctor Awooooo.

Why did the werewolf kill the chef?
Because the food wasn’t prepared to his lycan.

How long is someone a werewolf?
Until it weres off.

How do you know werewolves are notoriously hard to find?
Otherwise, they’d be known as Therewolves.

Why do Werewolves howl at the full moon?
It’s right after a waxing phase.

Yo Mamma is so fat when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.

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How do french werewolves say goodbye?
“Awooo Revoir.”

Why don’t werewolves drink Coors light?
Because they’re silver bullets.

Why do werewolves use bug spray?
Because of Luna Ticks.

When do werewolves go trick or treating?

Where do werewolves hate shopping?
The flea market.

What did the werewolf say when he met the vampire?
“Fleas to meet you.”

What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.

Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Wolves Say.
(Wolves say who?)
Wolves say Happy Howl-oween!

What do you call a werewolf that uses inappropriate language?
A swearwolf.

What do you call a werewolf who cuts down trees?
A timber wolf.

What’s a werewolf’s favorite day of the week?

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What happens when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.

Where does a werewolf get its werewolf jokes from?

What do you call a hairy beast with clothes on?
A wear-wolf.

How do you make a werewolf laugh?
Give it a funny bone to eat.

Why did the poor werewolf chase its own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.

Why did the boy take aspirin after hearing a werewolf howl?
Because it gave him an eerie ache!

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.

Why are werewolves thought of as quick-witted?
Because they always give snappy answers.

How do you stop a werewolf from attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout fetch.

Why don’t they have werewolves in Asia?
They get eaten.

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When is it bad luck to have a werewolf follow you?
When you’re a human.

What did the werewolf say when he sat on sandpaper?

What happened to the werewolf that swallowed a firefly?
A bright werewolf.

Did you like these jokes about werewolves? Let us know more puns on Halloween in the comment section below.

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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