50 Funny Down Syndrome Jokes for Extraordinary Individuals

Funny Down Syndrome Jokes for Kids
Funny Down Syndrome Jokes

It’s crucial to underscore the fact that individuals with Down Syndrome possess an array of admirable qualities – they can be accomplished, intellectually astute, resilient, attractive, skillful, and commanding leaders. While it’s true that some project a positive image, there remains another prevalent inclination to stereotype those with Down Syndrome, often portraying them as naïve and innocent, devoid of sexuality, and lacking in strength and fierceness.

Yes, we are going to hear jokes about that stereotype. After all, they won’t understand these Down Syndrome jokes since as per a study, these special ones produce significantly less humor overall and less humor involving nonverbal incongruity compared to the other children of their age groups.

Best Down Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a high person with Downs Syndrome?
A baked potato.

What do you call twins with Down’s syndrome who were born to a wealthy family and subsequently crushed by a giant object?
Loaded mashed potatoes.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome?
A homie with a extra cromie.

Boy: Dad, What is the difference between up and down?
Father: You don’t have up syndrome.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his virginity to a girl with Down syndrome?
He wanted his first time to be special.

What do you call a sped metal band?
Syndrome of the Down.

Did you hear about the man with Down syndrome who downloaded the same web browser twice?
He had an extra chrome.

Why did the man named his dog ‘Syndrome?’
So when it’s misbehaving he yells, “Down Syndrome!”

A man saw a kid with Down syndrome buying a pair of jeans.
He thought to himself, “What a greedy bastard, haven’t you got enough already?”

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?
You call him a little slow.

Did you hear that the special ed students made a metal band?
It’s called Syndrome of a Down.

What do you call a kid with Down Syndrome who’s late to school?

A class of 8 years old is at the winning pool.
All the kids jump in except little Johnny who has Down syndrome. The teacher comes to him and asks if he can swim. “Yes I can,” he answers. “Are you afraid to go in?”
“No” he answers. “Then go ahead, jump, and enjoy then,” says the teacher. So little Johnny jumps and starts swimming so fast and so well that he catches up with the rest of the class, overtakes them, and swims back the full-length way ahead of them. He exits the pool not even out of breath. His teacher is speechless but walks to him and asks him where he learned to swim like that.
“It’s my dad” he answers “But how did he teach you?”
“Well, every weekend, he brings me on a boat to the lake.”
“Oh that’s great, and what does he do to teach you then.”
“Well, when we arrive in the middle of the lake, he pushes me overboard and I have to swim back to the shore.” The teacher is a bit shocked but since it seems to work she just says, “Oh dear, it must be hard for you to swim that much.”
“No,” says little Johnny, “the hardest is to get out of the bag.”

Did you hear about the teenage twin boys in a “special needs” class who were suspended for online gambling while at school?
Turns out they have DoubleDown syndrome.

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A man with Down syndrome walks into a bar.
The barman says, “Hey! Why the Mong face?”

What’s the only test a person with Down syndrome does well on?
A DNA test, they get a 47 out of 46.

What do you call a firefighter with Down syndrome?
Fire retardant.

Did you hear about the neighbor who once joined a forum for people with Down syndrome?
The comments were disabled.

Why do kids with Down syndrome wear shorts?
Because they have bad genes.

Why did the guy with Down’s Syndrome enter an RV contest at a bagel shop?
He wanted to Winnebago.

What is the opposite of Down Syndrome?
Down Gooddeeddrome.

Two women are chatting.
“My 15-year-old son is getting to be a right little bastard, hanging about in a gang, never coming to visit his grandparents with me – honestly, I sometimes think he wouldn’t care if I died”, the first woman said.
“I’m lucky in that respect”, the second woman said, “My son is 22 now and loves his old mum, he snuggles up on the sofa with me to watch TV, and always gives me a kiss and hug whenever he is going out or going up to the bed, we even do paintings together at weekends.”
“I know,” says the first woman. “Sometimes I wish my son had Down’s Syndrome too.”

What did the boy with Down syndrome google?
“How to uninstall chromosome?”

What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his test?

What did the kid with Down Syndrome get on his IQ test?

What do you call a chef with Down syndrome?
A Slow Cooker.

Did you hear about the first man with Down syndrome?
He was the root vegetable.

What do you call it when a person with Down syndrome gets denied by a girl?

What is the game that people with Down syndrome love?

What do you call porn that stars only girls with Down syndrome?

Why did the retarded girl get high?
Because she wanted to cure her Down’s syndrome.

Do you know that cannibals can also be vegetarian?
By eating people with Down Syndrome.

What’s 23+1?
Down Syndrome.

What do you call a bodybuilder with Down syndrome?
Downy Ultra Strong.

What do you call a Down syndrome person with cocaine addiction?
A grunting vacuum cleaner.

What do you call a guy with a jet pack and Down syndrome?
An ambulance.

What do an AK and a Down Syndrome person have in common?
They both have 47 in them.

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How do you kill a person who has Down syndrome?
You hand them a knife then ask them who’s special.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the bathtub?
Vegetable Soup.

What do people with Down syndrome use in the dryer?

Why are people with Down Syndrome always fat?
They always take an extra pear.

How do you hold a funeral for a serviceman with Down’s Syndrome?
Three twenty-one gun salutes.

What do you call a fat middle-aged man with Down syndrome?
Mr. Potato Head.

What’s the square root of x and y?
Down Syndrome.

What do you call a person with Down’s Syndrome in a leather coat?
Jacket potato.

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What do you call a Japanese dude with Down syndrome?
Bruce leetard.

What do you call a nice Down syndrome person?
Sweet potato.

What did the kid with Down syndrome get on his birthday?
An extra chromosome.

What is the name of the son of an actor with Down syndrome?
Robert Downey Jr.

Do you have another Down syndrome joke? Put down your puns about Down Syndrome in the comment section below!

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Written by Jessica Amlee

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Known for her sharp wit and clever wordplay, Jessica has authored several popular joke books. A regular at stand-up comedy clubs, she never fails to leave her audience in stitches. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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