50 Funny Pork Jokes And Puns That Are Chop-tastic

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Jessica Amlee

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Pork is the flesh of a pig that is devoured. Pork is a sort of meat that is commonly consumed worldwide and is a good source of protein in various diets. It is commonly used in meals such as pork chops, ham, bacon, and pork roast and can be prepared in a variety of methods, including roasting, grilling, frying, and baking. Pork is also used to make sausage and salami, among other processed meats.

Pork can elevate a weeknight supper, but the other white meat has so much more to offer than just pork chops. Sit down and read these pork jokes.

Best Pork Jokes

What do you call a pig that does karate?
Pork Chop.

What do you call the color of a pork animal?

When will people stop eating ground pork?
When pigs fly.

Why is working at a Pork Sausage factory the worst job?
Because every day is Ground Hog day.

What do you call a pig after it exits the voting booth?
Polled pork.

Yo mama so ugly, she has to tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her.

A Canadian guy walked into the kitchen and saw his Mexican roommate having dinner, so he said to him, “pork, eh?”
And the roommate said, “Porque me gusta.”

What do you call a small pork farm?
A hamlet.

What do you call an upscale restaurant that specializes in pork?
Swine dining.

What’s the difference between a pork chop and a small rock entering Earth’s atmosphere from space?
One’s meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur.
Jurassic Pork.

Why couldn’t the farmer eat any chicken?
He only had a knife and pork.

What did the doctor write on the chart of a Jedi with constipation from eating too much pork?
Mark(ed) Ham ill.

What does smoking cure?

What is the difference between a hot potato and a pork chop on the floor?
One is a heated yam and the other one is a yeeted ham.

What is the definition of the Jewish dilemma?
Free pork.

What do you call canned pork laced with Ritalin?
Short Attention Spam.

Did you hear about the kid that got a skin graft from a pig?
Pork kid.

A rabbi and a priest sit side by side on a long flight.
They chat swap stories and become rather friendly.
Eventually, the priest leans over and quietly asks, “Tell me, Rabbi… have you ever tried pork?”
“Yes, I have.”
“It’s pretty good, isn’t it?”
“I must admit, yes it is.”
After a pregnant pause, the Rabbi quietly speaks.
“Tell me, father. Have you ever had sex?”
The priest nods.
Rabbi then says, “Beats the hell out of pork, doesn’t it?”

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What’s green and smells like pork?
Kermit the frog’s finger.

What do you call arranging two pigs shoulder to shoulder?
Parallel porking.

What do you call a pig in an elevator?
A pork lift.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?
Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call a pig on a leash?
Pulled pork.

What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?

What do you call a flying pig?
A Pork Chopper.

What is Batman’s favorite pork?

What do you call a skateboarding pig?
Shredded Pork.

What game do baby pigs play?

A woman goes to the butcher shop to buy some sausages.
When she gets them, she notices that they’re half pork and half cornmeal. Bringing this up to the butcher, she says, “It’s cornmeal on the left and pork on the right!”
He tells her, “It’s to cut costs, ma’am. In this economy, it’s so hard to make all ends meat.”

What did the pulled pork say to the pulled pork sandwich?
“You’re on a Roll!!!”

What’s Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favorite food?
Pork Choppas.

Did you hear about the pig who hit a home run?
He knocked it out of the pork!

What would you call a pig that gets scared much more often than it gets angry?
Pork that’s too chicken to have a beef.

What is a sausage-maker’s favorite band?
Linkin’ Pork.

What do you call a pig pleasuring itself?
Pulled pork.

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Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
A hamster.

What do you say to a slow pig butcher?
Chop chop slow pork.

How do you trim a piece of pork?
Just take a little bit off the chop.

What do you call a band of pigs?
A PORK-estra!

What magazine does the Big Bad Wolf like to read?
Porks Illustrated.

What do you call a pig taking a swim?
Pooled Pork.

If a pig runs on the field, grabs a batted ball, and runs off the field with it, what do you call it?
An in-the-pork homer.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus?
A porky-pine.

Why are there just 239 beans in a can of pork and beans?
Because if there was one more, it’d be too-farty!

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What do you call poems made by pigs?
Pork rhymes.

Whaddya call pork filled with sauce?
A sauce-sac.

What do you get when a pig wears a cow’s slippers?
Moo-shoe pork.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a tortoise?
A slow-pork.

What do going down on an old woman and a pork pie have in common?
You have to bite the crust and lick out the jelly before you get the meaty bit.

Have a better pork joke? Post your own pig puns and one-liners in the comment section!

Jessica Amlee, born in 1996 in Laughlin, Nevada, is a delightful humorist and joke writer with a penchant for puns. She studied at Emerson College, earning a Bachelor of Fine Arts in Comedy. Jessica's comedic style combines snappy one-liners and observational humor, making her a rising star in the world of comedy.

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