Being gay refers to a person who is emotionally, romantically, and/or sexually attracted to members of the same gender. In recent decades, there has been significant progress in terms of societal acceptance and legal rights for gay individuals in many parts of the world. This shift has been a crucial part of the broader LGBTQ+ movement, which advocates for the rights and acceptance of all individuals regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. The gay community, rich in diversity and culture, has contributed immensely to the arts, politics, and social activism, helping to shape a more inclusive and understanding society.
Gay jokes can be a playful way to celebrate the uniqueness and vibrancy of the gay community. These jokes often hinge on stereotypes, individuality, or highlighting the aspects of being gay in a humorous way. Humor can be a powerful tool for bringing people together, and when used wisely, gay jokes can contribute to this by highlighting shared experiences, fostering understanding, and celebrating the joy in diversity.
Funny Gay Jokes
What do bungee jumpers and gay men have in common?
They’ll both be in big trouble if the rubber breaks.
What do you call an Asi*n person of the LGBTQ community who is addicted to video games?
Gay Ming.
Why are most vacuums gay?
They’re always coming out of the closet.
One man asks another, “Would you f*ck another man for $100?”
“What?! Hell no, I’m not gay man!”
“Would you do it for $10.000?”
“Whoa, that’s a lot of cash bro, but no man, I’d be scarred for life, I’m not gay!”
“Would you do it for $1M?”
“Well… sh*t, yes, for a million I would!”
“You see, it’s not that there’s no gays, it’s just that there’s not enough money around!”
What’s the difference between a gay man and Adolf Hitler?
A 45-degree angle.
What do you call a h*mosexual police dog?
A gaynine.
90% of women do not like men in pink shirts.
Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts do not like women.
A church is passing out donation boxes. “Whoever pays the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service,” the pastor offers to lure more donations. When the gay man receives the donation tin, he leaves $1000 in the tin. When the tin arrives at the pastor’s office, he is taken aback! “Whoever made such a tremendous donation, please make yourself known!” he exclaims. “I did,” the gay man adds as he stands up. The pastor gives the man a friendly grin and says, “Thank you so much for such a generous contribution to this church! The church would appreciate it if you could choose three hymns “..
“I’ll take him, and him, and him!” the gay man says as he points around the cathedral.
Why do straight men make so many gay jokes?
Some are testing the waters to see who they can talk into brojobs.
How can you tell if a novel is h*mosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
How do you know when you have walked into a gay church service?
Only half of the congregation will be kneeling.
A gay person, a lesbian person, a bisexual person, and a transgender person were standing in a Queue
It wasn’t a very straight queue.
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A gay couple is on a transnational flight.
Their names are Rick and Sam. Rick turns to Sam and suggests that they do something extra kinky and have sex on the plane. Sam says, “That’s ridiculous, people will see and hear we will get busted!” “Nah, everyone’s asleep!” says Rick. Sam tells him if he can prove that everyone’s asleep, they can have sex. Rick stands up and yells, “Hey Does anyone have a pencil I can borrow?” No reply. So they have sex. No one says anything.
The plane lands and everyone gets off except this guy sitting one row behind the gay couple. He is covered in vomit. The flight attendant walks up to him and asks him why he puked on himself and didn’t request a barf bag.
He replied, “You think I’m gonna stand up and ask for a barf bag? This guy in front of me stood up and asked for a pencil, and the guy next to him f*cked him in the a**!”
What do you call a group of h*mosexual lions?
Gay pride.
What do you call a fat h*mosexual?
Jiggly Puff.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why?
To go to the gay person’s house.
Didn’t get it.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
The Chicken.
Did you hear about the Chinese h*mosexual that got addicted to video games?
His name is Gay Ming.
Have you heard about the gay magician?
He disappears in a poof.
A Dutch person and a Saudi person walk into a bar.
They each agreed to a tour of their country under one condition about h*mosexuals. The Saudi and Dutch thought they had very similar beliefs about gays. However, once in Saudi Arabia, the Dutch was mortified at all of the brutal death penalty methods used for h*mosexuality. In the Netherlands, the Saudi was mortified to see tons and tons of gay people smoking weed out of peace pipes and such.
They simultaneously said in utter shock and confusion, with a bit of betrayal, “What the hell? I thought you said your nation was the land of gays getting stoned!”
How are weed and gay similar?
Nobody has a problem with it until someone blows it on their face.
What do you call an annoying gay man?
A pain in the arse.
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What does a gay Englishman put on his lips?
Some chap’s d*ck.
What’s the difference between a straight beer and a gay beer?
Gay beer comes in a can.
A man was coming home from work later and later, and his wife started to get suspicious.
“Why are you always coming home so late?” She asked her husband one night.
“Because I’m working overtime”, the man answered.
The wife said nothing. But next week she confronted her husband again.
“Tell me truth! What do you really do after you get off from work? Do not lie to me, I know something is up.”
“I already told you. I’m at work the whole time and I come straight home”, the man repeated calmly.
But the wife still wasn’t convinced. Finally she hired a private detective to follow her husband around. The detective came back to her and said:
“Your husband goes to work at 9 am and leaves the office at 8:30 pm. He doesn’t go anywhere else in the meantime.”
But the wife still wasn’t happy.
“There must be something else to it. Find out what he actually does in the office.”
The detective went to work and reported back to the wife.
“I spoke to your husband’s boss and his coworkers. He works the whole day. He actually works harder than anyone else in the whole company. He barely takes time off to eat lunch. He practically slaves away from morning till night.”
When the wife heard this, she felt embarrassed and teared up. She went to her husband and embraced him in her arms.
“I’m so sorry I ever doubted you, my love! Here I was thinking you were up to something no good and all you were doing was telling me the truth! I’m so ashamed of myself. Can you ever forgive me?”
“Of course. I’m just glad you finally came to your senses. I hope we can now put this behind us”, the husband replied while holding his wife.
That night as the couple was getting ready for bed the wife suddenly had a thought.
“But darling, why do you work such long hours without breaks?”
“To earn more money of course.”
“But why? Don’t we already have everything we need?”
This time the husband loses his patience.
“For God’s sake woman! Do you have any idea how hard it is to support two families and a gay lover in this economy? Now stop asking stupid questions and go to sleep.”
Why do someone’s clothes look gay?
They might have come out of the closet the same morning.
What do you call a tiny gay rock?
A fruity pebble.
Did you hear about the world’s most haunted gay bar?
It gives guys the willies.
Why did the guy refuse the challenge of spending 24 hours straight in a haunted house?
Because he was gay.
How do 5 gay men walk?
One Direction!
There are those two gay men named Benjamin and Barney, who are planning a romantic dinner together.
“I’ll bring flowers tonight, I hope you’ll like them”, Benjamin says.
“And I’ll bring you a surprise gift that you’ll never, ever forget!”, Barney says.
Before the dinner, Barney hurries to a tattoo shop, and asks the artist to tattoo two letter “B”s, one on each of his buttcheeks. The artist does the job masterfully. Barney just admires how well the two “B”s look on his a**, as they represent the loving relationship between him and Benjamin.
At the dining table, they exchange their gifts. After Benjamin gives Barney the flowers, he says:
“So, what’s this surprise gift you were talking of? Where is it?”
“Just a minute”, Barney says, “Take a gander at this- I did it just for the two of us!”
He jumps on the table, squats, pulls down his pants, and, Ta-da! He shows him his shiny smooth a** with the two “B”‘s tattooed his cheeks.
Benjamin looks at Barney, puzzled and disappointed, and asks him:
“Excuse me, who the f*ck is Bob?”
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
What do you call a gay hobbit?
Fruit by the foot.
Which character is the gayest video game character of all time?
Pacman – who eats 200 balls each game.
Three gay guys are in a bar and get drunk. They begin to argue over who has the largest a##hole. The first person grabs a baseball bat and slams it in his arse. The second man chuckles and grabs a bar stool and shoves it up there. The third guy just smiles and stares at them both before putting a quater in his a##. The sound of a jukebox begins to play.
What do you call a gay cowboy?
A Jolly Rancher.
Why are gay men grossed out by periods?
They prefer colons.
What do gay men and stoners have in common?
They both have a grinder.
What do you call a gay metal-head who’s still in the closet?
A rainbow in the dark.
Two gay men pass a mortuary on their way down the street. “I’m just going to stop in here for a cold one,” one says to the other. Is it not amusing? The next day, the same two gay men are strolling down the street when they notice a dog licking his balls. “I wish I could do that,” one says to the other. “I think you should pet him first,” replies the other.
How do you know that Alcohol is gay?
Because when you’re drunk, you can’t think straight.
Why can’t gay guys drive faster than 68mph?
Because at 69 they will blow a rod.
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Did you hear about the gay guy who has been kicked off the golf course?
Yes, he was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call a gay ogre?
A homoshrexual.
What do you call two gay kings?
A royal pain in the a**.
What do you call a gay guy who just finished paying off his mortgage?
A homowner.
One day, four men went golfing together; three went to the first tee, while one went into the clubhouse to pay the bill. The three guys began to chat about their sons and brag about them.
First Dad: My son is a building contractor. He’s so successful that he built a new home for a friend for free.
Second Dad: My son is a car dealer. He is so successful that recently he gifted his friend an electric car.
Third Dad: My son is a restaurant owner. Recently, his restaurant chain has gone international. He is so successful that he handed out his friend a Dining Privilege membership for 3 years.
The fourth dad joined the group later. The first dad: We were just discussing our sons. How is yours doing?
Fourth Dad: The fourth person responded, “My son is gay. I’m not crazy about it, but I’m sure he’s good. His previous three boyfriends each gifted him with a new house, electric car, and free food.”
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark protection?
So gay guys could play Star Wars.
How much cum does a gay guy have?
A Butt load!
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one…. but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Does watching gay corn make you gay?
Necrophilia doesn’t make you dead, so you can go for it.
What’s a gay Alabaman man’s favorite game?
Super smash bros.
What do you call a gay bar?
A fruit stand.
A man stood in the delivery room next to his wife, who had just given birth to their first child.
“Hey doc, how long till we can make love again?” he adds gently to the doctor.
“Meet me in the parking lot in 30 minutes,” the doctor adds.
What do you call a gay french person?
A Faguette.
Why can’t you be gay and d*sabled at the same time?
Because a fruit can’t be a vegetable.
What’s the difference between a hippy and a gay person?
Nothing. They both get stoned.
A patient went to the doctor and explained his situation “Doc, It hurts my bottom!”
“Could you tell me exactly where it hurts?” he said.
“Right around the opening, it’s pretty sore,” the patient explained.
“My advice is that as long as you name it the ‘entrance’, it will hurt,” he stated.
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What happened when the guy came out as gay in the army?
The supervising officer discharged the guy immediately. Then the guy discharged him and the supervisor discharged him again.
What are the similarities between stock traders, gay men, and Chicagoans?
They all love the bears.
Why can’t gay people do geometry?
They can’t draw straight lines.
What do you call a gay caveman who gets hard?
Homoerectus.
Why do gay people always laugh at bad jokes?
They can’t keep a straight face.
What do you call a gay man with diarrhea?
JuicyFruit.
Which is the favorite planet of a gay man?
Uranus.
Why do having gay parents unfair to the kids?
They either get stuck with twice the dad jokes or get trapped in a never-ending cycle of “go ask your mother.”
For dinner, John asked his mother over. His mother couldn’t help but notice how attractive John’s roommate was during lunch. She had been dubious about Johns’s sexual orientation for a long time, and this only piqued her interest.
While observing the two interact throughout the evening, she began to wonder if there was more between John and the roommate than greeted the eye. “I know what you must be thinking,” John said, reading his mother’s mind. “But rest assured Mark and I are only roomies.”
Mark approached John about a week later and said, “I haven’t been able to locate the lovely silver gravy ladle since your mother arrived for dinner. You don’t think she’ll take it, do you?”
“Well, I doubt it,” John remarked, “but just to be sure, I’ll write her a note.” So he sat down and penned the following: “I’m not claiming you ‘took’ a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘didn’t’ take a gravy ladle from my house. But the fact is that one has been missing since you arrived for dinner.”
John received a letter from his mother a few days later, which read: “I’m not saying you ‘do’ sleep with Mark, and I’m not saying you ‘do not’ sleep with Mark. However, if he were sleeping in his own bed, he would have discovered the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom.”
If you’ve been smoking marijuana, the Bible says it’s okay to be gay.
Leviticus 20:13 says, “A man who lays with another man should be stoned.”
Did you hear that Kiara’s mother and father met in a gay nightclub of all places?
24 years into their marriage, unfortunately.
Why should straight men love Gay people?
Not only do they leave more girls for us, but they also take another dude with them.
What do you call a gay PRIDE cookout?
An LGBBQ.
Why is it that Pride Month is usually in the summer?
Because Pride cometh before the Fall.
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What do you call two gay Irishmen?
Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.
What is warm, wet, and sticky and falls from the sky?
The coming of the Lord.
They claim that h*mosexual marriage will undermine the world’s social fabric, yet this is not the case.
Gays would never do a thing to harm fabric.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple check into a hotel at the same time. Unfortunately, there’s a fire that night.
Which couple will be the first to leave the building?
You’d assume it’d be the gay ones, given they’d already had their sh*t packed, but it was the lesbians who got out of their lickety-split.
What do you call a gay pilot?
A pilot, you f*cking prick!
What is the most awkward thing about gays?
The lines on the gay flag are STRAIGHT.
What is the best weather to drive as a gay?
It will be the fog. Can’t see sh*t.
Have you heard about the two gay men who attacked the girl?
One held her down while the other took care of her hair.
So, this guy tells his father about his first paratrooper training experience:
“Well, I stated I didn’t want to jump because I was terrified.”
“And…?” says the father.
“Well, kid, I’m gay, and there’s just one way you’re getting out of this,” the jumpmaster remarked.
“Did you jump?” asked the father.
“At the start, a bit.”
What’s the hardest part of rollerblading?
Telling your father you’re gay.
What do you call a man who is attracted to intelligence?
Gay.
What do you call 6 gay people with guns?
Rainbow Six Seige.
There was this guy who walks into a bar and orders ten shots of whiskey from the bartender.
“What’s the matter?” the bartender inquires.
“I found out my brother is gay and married my best buddy,” the man says.
The same man returns the next day and wants 12 shots of whiskey.
“What’s wrong this time?” the bartender inquires.
“I discovered that my son is gay,” he says
The following day, the same man enters the bar and demands 15 whiskey shots.
“Doesn’t anyone in your family enjoy women?” the bartender continues.
“Apparently my wife does,” the man replies as he glances up.
Four gay men walk into a gay pub where they discover a problem. There’s only one more stool available.
“Let’s flip for it,” one man offers.
“No, let’s flip it over,” says another.
What does a horse eat?
Hay.
What does a gay horse eat?
“Heeeyy.”
What do you call a gay milkman?
A dairy queen.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
Mega-sore-ass.
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A man decides that he would want a pet and visits a pet store.
He notices a parrot resting on a small perch with no feet or legs after glancing around. “Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?” the man exclaims aloud.
“I was born this way,” the parrot explains. “I’m a faulty parrot.”
The guy laughs and says, “Ha, ha.” “It sounded like this parrot understood what I was saying and responded.”
The parrot declares, “I comprehend every word.” “I am an extremely bright and well-educated bird.”
The guy asks, “Yeah?” “Then tell me how you hang on to your perch when you don’t have any feet.”
“Well, this is a little embarrassing,” the parrot adds, “but since you asked, I’ll tell you.” I make a small hook out of my parrot p*nis by wrapping it around this wooden plank. Because of my feathers, you can’t see it.”
“Wow,” the guy adds, “you can truly understand and respond; can’t you?”
“Yes, of course. I am bilingual (Spanish and English). On practically any issue, including politics, religion, sports, science, and philosophy, I can talk with remarkable expertise. And ornithology is one of my specialties. You should buy me one since I am a wonderful friend.”
The gentleman sees the $250.00 price tag. He declares. “I’m sorry, but I can’t afford it.”
“Pssst,” the parrot hisses, waving one wing over the man. “Because I don’t have any feet, no one wants me. You can get me for $25.00 if you make a reasonable offer.”
The man makes a twenty-five-dollar offer and leaves with the parrot. Weeks pass, and the parrot continues to amaze him. He’s interesting; he’s hilarious; he’s a fantastic friend; he understands everything, empathizes, and offers sound advice. The man is overjoyed.
When the man returns home from work, the parrot calls out, “Pssst,” and motions him over with one wing. The man approaches the cage closely. “I’m not sure if I should tell you or not,” the parrot says, “but it’s about your lover and the mailman.”
“What?” the man inquires.
“Well, when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that revealed everything and kissed him on the mouth,” the parrot replies. The parrot takes a long pause…
“What happened? What happened? “asks the agitated individual.
“That is what irritates me. I’m not sure “The parrot remarked. “I got a hard-on and fell off my f*cking perch,” says the narrator.
What’s the most commonly used pickup line in gay bars?
“Can I push in your stool?”
How do you know when you’re at a gay Barbeque?
When the hot dogs taste like sh*t.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar
One looks at the other and says, “man, I blew like, twenty bucks in there!”
What is the world’s most dangerous slide for children?
Your throat.
When the home catches fire, two gay males are upstairs f***ing. Who will be the first to leave?
Because he already has his sh*t packed, the first one will be the bottom one.
There were two pals, one of whom was gay, who were killed in a car accident. When St. Peter met them, they had both gone to heaven and were standing at the pearly gates.
St. Peter requested a photograph of the first man’s wife. St. Peter asked him if he had ever cheated on her after seeing the picture.
“I was unfaithful to my wife once,” the man admitted.
St. Peter decided to provide the man with a station wagon to drive about heaven in.
It was now the turn of the second man.
St. Peter demanded a photograph of his wife before asking if he had ever cheated on her.
“Actually, I’m gay,” the man said, “but here’s a picture of my sweetheart, and I’ve never cheated on him.”
St. Peter was so taken with the man that he decided to give him a Ferrari to drive around heaven in.
The two buddies reunited in paradise after a few months apart. When the second man was talking about his Ferrari, the other turned around and said to him, “If I were you, I wouldn’t boast. I just happened to catch a glimpse of your partner on a skateboard.”
Yo mama so ugly, she is the reason James Charles is gay.
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Yo mama so stupid, she thinks a flamethrower is a bouncer at a gay bar.
In a musical instrument store, how can you detect a gay?
It’s them who’s licking the organ.
Do you know where top gays go when they are sent to hell?
A bottomless pit.
Why did the gay man get fired from the sperm bank?
He drank on the job.
Is there a difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
When you pull out your meat from a fridge it does not fart.
A young gay man visits his Jewish mother and tells her that he has decided to come out of the closet since he has met a wonderful girl whom he intended to marry. He assures his mother that she will be happier because he knows how upsetting his gay lifestyle has been for her.
She expresses her excitement and hesitantly says, “I guess it would be too much to anticipate that she will be Jewish?” He informs her that the girl is not only Jewish but also comes from an affluent Beverly Hills family. Her father is a physician.
She expresses her surprise at the news and inquires, “What is the name of this amazing girl?”
“Monica Lewinsky,” he says.
After a little pause, his mother inquires, “What happened to that nice black boy you were dating last year?”
Why are all these politicians closeted gays?
Cause they can only mandate.
A condom floats up in the center of a hot tub full of three males.
One guy looks at the others and says, “Okay, who farted?”
What do an ambulance and a gay guy have in common?
They both load from the rear and go ‘WHOOOOOOOOO.
Three gay guys had died and were being cremated. Their lovers happened to be at the funeral home at the same moment, and they were debating how they would dispose of the ashes.
“My Ryan liked to fly, so I’m going up in a plane to disperse his ashes in the skies,” the first man stated.
“My Ross was a good fisherman,” the second man explained, “so I’m going to sprinkle his ashes at our favorite lake.”
“My Jack was such a fantastic lover,” the third man continued, “I think I’m going to pour his ashes in a pot of chilli so he can tear my a** up one more time.”
What do you call a bouncer at a gay club?
A flame thrower.
On a first date, what do gay men bring?
A condom.
On a second date, what do gay guys bring?
What 2nd date?!
What do you call a gay dentist?
A Tooth Fairy.
A gay couple drives through the countryside, going through a woodland. They pull over because one of them needs to poop. “I told you we shouldn’t do it in the a##, see, I just gave birth to a baby, look at those little hands, look at those small feet,” the one who wanted to poop exclaims. “You idiot, you pooped on a dead frog,” said the other.
What do you call a gay Arab man?
A Hummus Sexual.
What do you call a fat gay guy with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
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What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay boxer?
Fruit punch.
Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
He rode into town and shot up the sheriff!
What is the favorite saying among gays?
“We can’t have babies… but it doesn’t mean we can’t keep trying.”
A man was strolling down the street when he came upon a ladder with the words “Climb the ladder to success” written on it and an arrow pointing up.
He climbed the rickety ladder three stories to a little balcony, curious. He discovered a naked man seductively reclining with a raging hard-on on the balcony. “What the f*ck is happening on here, and who are you?” he shouted.
“Hello, my name is Sess,” the strange man said.
What is a crazy statistics about gays?
50% of gay men are born that way, the other 50% were sucked into it.
What does one gay sperm have to say to the other?
“With all of this sh*t in the way, how are you supposed to find the egg?”
Two gay guys make the decision to start a family. They combine their sperm and artificially inseminate a surrogate mother. They run to the hospital as soon as the baby is born. There are three dozen newborns in the ward, 35 of whom are screaming and sobbing. In the corner, one is smiling serenely. When a nurse comes by, she identifies the happy child as theirs, to the surprise of the gays. “Isn’t it fantastic?” Joey is ecstatic. “There are so many unhappy kids, and ours is so joyful.” “He’s happy now,” the nurse says. But wait until we remove the pacifier from his a**.”
Why you shouldn’t joke about gay people?
They always take things the wrong way.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are planning a cross-country road trip. Who will arrive at their destination first?
Lesbians, to be precise. They’re going 69, while the boys are still at home packing their sh*t.
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What do you call a Jewish gay man?
A He-blow.
How do two gay men settle an argument?
They step outside and exchange blows.
What do you call a gay in a wheelchair?
RollAIDS.
What happens if you try Sodomy with your boyfriend?
It makes his hole weak.
When a gay man wins cruise tickets, he plans to take his two best friends and their wives, as well as his spouse. They’re all on a trip having a nice time when the ship is involved in an accident and everyone aboard dies.
They all appear before St. Peter. The two women are the first to ascend, and St. Peter welcomes them. When the first straight man arrives, St. Peter stops him and says, “I’m afraid I can’t let you in because you have an unhealthy obsession with money. You even married a woman named Penny, didn’t you?”
And he was relegated to the depths of hell.
When the next straight person comes up to St. Peter, he adds, “I can’t let you in either because you have an unhealthy obsession with eating. You even got married to a Candy.”
And he was relegated to the depths of hell.
“This doesn’t look good for me, Diggory,” the gay man said to his companion.
Why do gay men wear mustaches?
To hide the stretch marks.
How could we have made the film Saving Private Ryan shorter?
By introducing gay men in the military.
What do you call a floating gay person?
FLAMBUOYANT.
One day, when a man discovers he is gay, he goes to a gay pub and takes a seat at the bar in the hopes of finding a date.
Two men sit on either side of him, and one of them lets out a very light, airy fart. A few seconds later, the man on the right lets out a soft, airy fart as well. Our new guy bursts out an extremely loud and raucous fart, not wanting to be the odd man out who doesn’t fart.
“Ha, virgin,” says the man on his left looking to the man on his right.
What is the primary distinction between a straight and a gay man?
A straight man undresses a woman with his eyes, a gay man puts her in an entirely different outfit.
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Gay guy: Have some pepperoni?
Butcher: Yes, okay, I’ll slice that up for you.
Gay guy: “What do I look like, a slot machine!”
Why are gay men so stylish?
You spend enough time in the closet, you oughta find something good.
Three friends visit a ski resort for a vacation. Due to their financial constraints, they can only afford a lodge with one huge bed. They all crash in the same bed for the night.
That night, all three of them woke up at the same moment after having a bizarre dream. “I just dreamed that someone was giving me a hand job!” says the guy on the far left.
“Yeah, I dreamed about that too!” replies the guy on the far right.
“That’s funny, I was dreaming I was skiing!” says the guy in the middle.
What happens when you ask a gay man about LGBTQ?
You never get a straight answer.
How many gay guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. Otherwise, it would turn into lovemaking.
Did you hear about the gay executioner?
He gives better head than he takes.
What do gay people make coffee with?
A coffee Grindr.
What do gay sharks eat?
Seamen.
On a bus excursion, a gay couple was on vacation. Unfortunately, there had been a mix-up with hotel reservations, so all passengers were forced to sleep on the bus the first night. One of them was h*rny and wanted to make love after everyone had gone to sleep. The other traveler did not agree that disturbing the other passengers was a good idea. Oh, they’re all asleep, adds the other guy, and you can see for yourself. And he asks, a little louder, whether anyone has a light. When no one responds, they decide to carry out the deed.
The tour leader inquires the next morning if everyone had a good night’s sleep. One older man in the bus’s back row responds that he had been cold all night. The Guide inquires as to why he did not request a blanket. The elderly gentleman said, “I wouldn’t dare; there was a man who was raped after asking for a light.”
How do you know Jesus was gay?
Cause he was nailed by a bunch of dudes.
Two gay men climb the stairwell.
“Why does it suddenly smell like sperm in here?” the second guy inquires of the first.
“Oh apologies, I just farted,” the first responds.
What’s the difference between a gay person and a piñata?
You beat the gay person before you hang it.
Are you guys serious about cracking gay jokes?
This sense of humor is so immature. It isn’t even m”oral”ly right.
Who has the most disappointing job in the world?
Gay gynecologist.
Did you hear the one about the Gay Dyslexic who wouldn’t come out of the closet?
He was in Daniel.
Why are there no gay pedophiles in Japan?
They have bad experiences with Little Boys.
Why do gay men prefer ribbed condoms?
To get more traction in the mud.
What’s the worst thing about going gay clubbing?
Wiping the blood after.
What’s similar between .exe files and gay people?
They both run when you try to execute them.
What do fetuses, servicemen and gay people have in common in the US?
The government stops caring about them once they’re out.
What is a good name for a gay Indian corn star?
Ram Amandeep.
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If Gay people come out of the closet, who comes out of the kitchen?
Pansexuals.
Did you hear about the company that’s going to start offering life-size sex dolls aimed at gay men?
It’s called Build A Bear Workshop.
What do gay guys and garage sales have in common?
“One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.”
This man saw two guys wearing identical outfits, and asked if they were gay.
They arrested him.
Have you guys heard about the gay pianist?
He is a master on any kind of piano there is, except he sucks on the organ.
What job makes the biggest a**holes?
Gay corn stars.
What’s the similarity between gay male sex and straight sex?
The woman doesn’t come.
Why do gay snipers have a higher kill rate?
Their bullets don’t come at you straight.
Gay humor can take many forms, such as playful banter, witty one-liners, or relatable anecdotes. It can be a way to celebrate the unique experiences of the LGBTQ+ community, from navigating the dating scene to coming out to friends and family. The key is to make sure that the humor is inclusive, respectful, and not hurtful to anyone.
Ultimately, gay humor can be a way to bring people together, create a sense of belonging, and break down barriers. It can help to promote understanding, acceptance, and empathy towards others, regardless of their sexual orientation or gender identity. Let’s embrace humor that celebrates diversity and inclusion, and create a world where everyone feels valued and accepted for who they are.
What do you call when Singapore announces plans to decriminalize gay sex?
Bangkok to follow.
What do you call a gay native American?
Him brave sucker!
My gay friend didn’t like these 🙁
Gay bullies be like “Gimme all your brunch money”
Stop making jokes about gay people…
I mean like come on guys.
I’m gay..and these are slaaay